Coronavirus - the new hoax

[nafod]

OBTW...

MANNATECH

Sorry Andy isn't around to comment on this one.

[DrDonkeyLove...]

It's weird to see health warnings from the CDC about 60+ year olds avoiding air travel and thinking holy shit, that's (almost) me. 59 and a half. In the high risk age group, adjacent.

65+ and sitting in an airport right now - across from a father daughter speaking Chinese but no apparent flu symptoms. Would be lying if I said I wasn't concerned. But, we're fitter than many who are decades behind us and we'll take necessary precautions. Reading Seneca provides helpful perspective.

[motherjuggs&speed]

Let's not lose track of what's important here: How to profit from this? Shorting companies that are especially vulnerable? Buying out of the money puts? Trading on volatility? I want to cash in before we all drop dead.

[Grandpa's Spells]

Let's not lose track of what's important here: How to profit from this?

MAGA coffins.
https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2020/03 ... -case.html

[nafod]

Let's not lose track of what's important here: How to profit from this? Shorting companies that are especially vulnerable? Buying out of the money puts? Trading on volatility? I want to cash in before we all drop dead.

The government is looking to bail out hotels.

Anybody in the government own any hotels?

The picture of Matt Gaetz wearing the gas mask to make fun of the hysteria, and then self quarantining after getting exposed at CPAC, is ironic.

[Turdacious]

Let's not lose track of what's important here: How to profit from this? Shorting companies that are especially vulnerable? Buying out of the money puts? Trading on volatility? I want to cash in before we all drop dead.

The government is looking to bail out hotels.

Anybody in the government own any hotels?

The picture of Matt Gaetz wearing the gas mask to make fun of the hysteria, and then self quarantining after getting exposed at CPAC, is ironic.

#FloridaMan

[aussie luke]

Let's not lose track of what's important here: How to profit from this? Shorting companies that are especially vulnerable? Buying out of the money puts? Trading on volatility? I want to cash in before we all drop dead.

The government is looking to bail out hotels.

Anybody in the government own any hotels?

The picture of Matt Gaetz wearing the gas mask to make fun of the hysteria, and then self quarantining after getting exposed at CPAC, is ironic.

The irony that Trump was quite possibly exposed to this ‘hoax’ himself is even greater and much much sweeter.

[Gene]

Not sure if Gene is:
1. Unaware Tulsi is popular on Stormfont, and her popularity there gets covered elsewhere, or
2. aware of 1, but objects to Stormfront being referred to as white nationalist, while also using the term snowflake without irony.

Stormfront is white supremacist. Been there, got pissed off fast. In their eyes I'm not Aryan and therefore subhuman. Fuck 'em.

Why the hell would people on Stormfront like Rep Gabbard? She's not "white". I think she's quarter South Asian. Makes her parents "Race Traitors".

[Gene]

Tulsi probably looks more like a traditional Aryan than these Stormfront people.

Never mind.....

[Turdacious]

[Fat Cat]

Tulsi probably looks more like a traditional Aryan than these Stormfront people.

Never mind.....

>tfw he's not Aryan.

[Gene]

>tfw he's not Aryan.

The Aryans probably were brown people, something that would only matter to Stormfront.

[nafod]

I guess Boris Johnson is off to the ICU.

People need to watch this over and over. Literally tens of thousands of people will die unnecessarily because of these fuckheads.

[Turdacious]

Bronzer kills the coronavirus, this is clearly.

[Fat Cat]

>tfw he's not Aryan.

The Aryans probably were brown people, something that would only matter to Stormfront.

>Craniometry indicates delusional prurience native to the lower races.

[Luke]

I guess Boris Johnson is off to the ICU.

If Boris Johnson succumbs to this, and I hope he doesn't like I hope no one doesn't, how much of a game-changer would that be? What do you all think would happen from thereon in?

[Alfred_E._Neuman]

The Brits are already floating the idea that they think China engineered this thing and it got of the reservation. That's only one step from thinking it was intentionally let loose to crash world economies and have China come out the other side the undisputed superpower.
If Johnson dies, things could get ugly.

[Fat Cat]

The Brits are already floating the idea that they think China engineered this thing and it got of the reservation. That's only one step from thinking it was intentionally let loose to crash world economies and have China come out the other side the undisputed superpower.
If Johnson dies, things could get ugly.

Whether they engineered, I don't know. Chinese aren't the world's most brilliant engineers or inventors. What there is absolutely no question about is that they are exploiting it to advance their politico-military and economic power. They have tanked huge sectors of our economy and now are scooping up huge stock holdings at basement prices.

[nafod]

I don't think they engineered it. No need to. The wet markets are a virus wet dream.

[motherjuggs&speed]

China knew this kind of pandemic was possible, prepared for it internally, and deceived the world at the beginning. They are profiting from it in many ways. Did anyone notice China getting more into Iraqi oil?

https://oilprice.com/Energy/Crude-Oil/C ... -Iraq.html

[Luke]

I don't think they engineered it. No need to. The wet markets are a virus wet dream.

That Dr who happened to also specialise in bioterrorism went on Rogan weeks back said he 100% believes it came from animals.

[Fat Cat]

I don't think they engineered it. No need to. The wet markets are a virus wet dream.

That Dr who happened to also specialise in bioterrorism went on Rogan weeks back said he 100% believes it came from animals.

Chinese are animals.

[motherjuggs&speed]

Westerners often fail to grasp just how much Asians do not give a shit. It's like criminal levels of psychopathy are in the genes. They're not all like that of course, just 99%.

edit: My original take of 99.9% was a little harsh.