I seriously want to fuck Katy Perry.

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Sorry mick but I'm not feelin it. She's too skinny. Looks like boy with a pretty face. I question anyone's sexuality who finds this chick hot.

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Now this is a woman!

[Mickey O'neil]

Please excuse yourself from my thread. Thanks.

[cunch]

[Shapecharge]

I want to redicule Rant given his comment above but I'm confused again as to who the real real-deal Rant is. We need some kind of symbol or safe word to distinguish the real real-deal Rant from the fake real fake Rant. At my last count there were like eight or so Rants. Certainly those weren't all real. From a writing and intelligence perspective I can't tell the difference between the real real-deal Rant and real fake real Rants. Maybe they all want it that way. Hey you wanna hear something real sketchy? I've got a nice white dress shirt on with French cuffs. I don't wear it very often but it looks good on me...well not like some ass-kicking form-fitting custom made shit like Bill (he's a)Fox would wear but for a regular dude and not a superhero I look okay. Anyway I was just in the bathroom dropping a duece and I think I may have wiped my ass on the tail of my shirt. It's kinda long and I wasn't paying attention...I was playing Angry Birds on my iPhone and when I started wiping it felt kinda funny. I'm afraid to look.

[Holeyfraggaroley]

Angry Birds is awesome. Yes Katy Perry is a babe.

[JamesonBushmill]

In the study, with a candlestick, in the ass.
Professor Plum not needed.

[chi]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/ar ... dress.html

[nafod]

A very important song.., right up there with I Touch Myself by the Divinyls.

I kissed a girl and I liked it,
the taste of her cherry chapstick.
I kissed a girl just to try it,
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it.
It felt so wrong,
it felt so right.
Don't mean I'm in love tonight.
I kissed a girl and I liked it.
(I liked it)

Us girls we are so magical.
Soft skin, red lips, so kissable.
Hard to resist,
so touchable.
To good to deny it.
Ain't no big deal,
it's innocent.

[WildGorillaMan]

Let's not forget the original

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4r41vPTF8k[/youtube]

[Mickey O'neil]

[buckethead]

Likey

[dead man walking]

mick,

you're the photographer, right? when are you gonna post the new crotch shot?

Russell Brand apparently attacked paparazzi after he saw a photographer trying to shoot up his fiancée Katy Perry 's skirt. Brand and Perry were going through Delta security when he allegedly attacked photogs.

[Mickey O'neil]

I have not seen this. I'll get right on it.

[WildGorillaMan]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXiFsB4SYlc[/youtube]

[Mickey O'neil]

That's a whole lot of tit for Sesame Street. Nice.

[Turdacious]

[Mickey O'neil]

Hush your mouth! Blasphemer!

[Turdacious]

Hush den Mund! Gotteslästerer!

[Turdacious]

LOOKING AT KATI PERY LEADS TO MASTURBETING WITH HUNNY!

[Andy77]

LOOKING AT KATI PERY LEADS TO MASTURBETING WITH HUNNY!

Turd. You need to ease up. Before you know it, Anthony will turn RC Catholic like you did to Fat Cat.

[lasalle]

That's a whole lot of tit for Sesame Street. Nice.

Sesame Street pulls Katy Perry from show
NEW YORK – Katy Perry's cleavage is fine for Russell Brand - not so for Elmo and Sesame Street.

The children's show says it won't air a taped segment featuring the "California Gurls" singer and Elmo. The pop star - who is known for her risque outfits - wore a gold bustier top as she sang a version of her hit "Hot N Cold." But some felt it was too revealing for the kid set.

Sesame Street said in a statement Thursday that in light of the "feedback we've received" after the bit was aired on YouTube, they won't include it on the show. While the show said it was still available on YouTube, it had been removed by the official Sesame Street YouTube channel. Other versions on YouTube have generated thousands of hits.

A rep for Perry said Thursday that Perry enjoyed her time with Sesame Street and Elmo, and pointed out that the clip is still online on her website.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100923/ap_ ... ame_street

[Mountebank]

Rant vs. Mickey:

[nafod]

That's a whole lot of tit for Sesame Street. Nice.

Sesame Street pulls Katy Perry from show
NEW YORK – Katy Perry's cleavage is fine for Russell Brand - not so for Elmo and Sesame Street.

The children's show says it won't air a taped segment featuring the "California Gurls" singer and Elmo. The pop star - who is known for her risque outfits - wore a gold bustier top as she sang a version of her hit "Hot N Cold." But some felt it was too revealing for the kid set.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100923/ap_ ... ame_street

Sadness

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Kate Perry is a kiddie whore. Fucking pervert.