The couch thread

Luke · Post by **Luke** » Wed Feb 16, 2022 12:45 am

Bennyonesix1 wrote: ↑Mon Feb 14, 2022 2:04 am On the third hand, Greg G actually fingering Nicolle while she was on a back extension machine during a lecture was the peak internet moment for me.

Please elaborate for those of us who weren't there.

Fat Cat · Post by **Fat Cat** » Wed Feb 16, 2022 1:04 am

Luke wrote: ↑Wed Feb 16, 2022 12:45 am
Bennyonesix1 wrote: ↑Mon Feb 14, 2022 2:04 am On the third hand, Greg G actually fingering Nicolle while she was on a back extension machine during a lecture was the peak internet moment for me.
Please elaborate for those of us who weren't there.

Please use anatomically correct claymation to illustrate the scene for the less imaginative among us.

Luke · Post by **Luke** » Thu Feb 24, 2022 12:03 am

I saw Dan John's comment on that blog. What was "The Workout That Shall Not Be Named"?

Fat Cat · Post by **Fat Cat** » Thu Feb 24, 2022 12:37 am

Luke wrote: ↑Thu Feb 24, 2022 12:03 am I saw Dan John's comment on that blog. What was "The Workout That Shall Not Be Named"?

Simple & Sinister...he banned discussion of it on his forum because it sucks all the air out of any other KB-related topic.

Luke · Post by **Luke** » Thu Feb 24, 2022 2:18 am

How come? Was it just too influential?

baffled · Post by **baffled** » Thu Feb 24, 2022 2:24 am

Luke wrote: ↑Wed Feb 16, 2022 12:45 am
Bennyonesix1 wrote: ↑Mon Feb 14, 2022 2:04 am On the third hand, Greg G actually fingering Nicolle while she was on a back extension machine during a lecture was the peak internet moment for me.
Please elaborate for those of us who weren't there.

I think it's the second video on this page. http://journal.crossfit.com/2005/10/the ... itup-g.tpl

I actually met her at the original CF Santa Cruz. A lot of the people there were cool as hell, but Budding and Castro were arrogant dickheads. Couch wasn't there.

Luke · Post by **Luke** » Thu Feb 24, 2022 2:37 am

hahahaha

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Sun Aug 13, 2023 11:57 pm

This week GG made a return to the Crossfit games. Hasn't attended since he sold Crossfit.

Boris · Post by **Boris** » Mon Aug 14, 2023 2:05 pm

Shafpocalypse Now wrote: ↑Sun Aug 13, 2023 11:57 pm This week GG made a return to the Crossfit games. Hasn't attended since he sold Crossfit.

Were people worshipping him, or were they like "Who's this old guy?"?

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Mon Aug 14, 2023 4:57 pm

he was treated like the founder.

Luke · Post by **Luke** » Tue Aug 15, 2023 1:41 pm

What's happened there? I thought Glassman and Castro were exiled while suave ex-Navy SEAL turned "Crush it. Grind it. Good." entrepreneur guy took it over and cleaned house after Floyd-19?

I follow Castro on Instagram and he's as much a part of it as he ever was? Were they tactically reinstated/welcomed back?

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Tue Aug 15, 2023 2:37 pm

Castro was reinstated after they realized nobody else knew how to organize the games.

j-cubed · Post by **j-cubed** » Tue Aug 15, 2023 6:24 pm

Speaking of Crossfit games.

Do the women look more like men than ever before?

Luke · Post by **Luke** » Wed Aug 16, 2023 12:39 pm

That's a funny troll; not sure if people get the bit in the comments haha.

Shafpocalypse Now wrote: ↑Tue Aug 15, 2023 2:37 pm Castro was reinstated after they realized nobody else knew how to organize the games.

This is really funny too. Castro was promoting a book Glassman gave him about shoddy medical science not long ago. You could see the cleanskin corporate side cringing hahahaha.

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Wed Aug 16, 2023 5:54 pm

GG has a few things going on
1. enjoying his family and friends
2. working on his "Broken Science Initiative" which is about the inability of most research to be replicated
3. helping an outside party work on a history of Crossfit

Grandpa's Spells · Post by **Grandpa's Spells** » Fri Dec 08, 2023 2:52 am

Apparently Barky has a .1% OnlyFans account. If true, she's probably made the biggest @Fit-related windfall of anyone who's not a Glassman.

Given the early themes of "No baby, leave the socks on," this seems appropriate.

Luke · Post by **Luke** » Fri Dec 08, 2023 11:23 pm

Grandpa's Spells wrote: ↑Fri Dec 08, 2023 2:52 am Apparently Barky has a .1% OnlyFans account. If true, she's probably made the biggest @Fit-related windfall of anyone who's not a Glassman.

Given the early themes of "No baby, leave the socks on," this seems appropriate.

Who is she? I thought no one would eclipse AlisonNYC...or is it her by another name?

Grandpa's Spells · Post by **Grandpa's Spells** » Tue Dec 12, 2023 9:26 pm

The same