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by JonnyCat
Tue Jan 07, 2014 8:15 am
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: Just wondering...
Replies: 24
Views: 3705

Just wondering...

...how many urban paleofreaks are going caveman in the sub-zero temperatures plunging a considerable portion of the U.S. into the deep-freeze. It's the perfect opportunity to demonstrate the superiority of prehistoric living and to prove man does not need heinous modern contrivances like home furnac...
by JonnyCat
Mon Sep 02, 2013 7:29 am
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: saving money on cell phone bills
Replies: 16
Views: 12358

Re: saving money on cell phone bills

Buy your phone straight-up. Don't get a new phone from your provider that is 'discounted' because that's how you get stuck in those rotten plans to begin with. Make sure the phone is unlocked when you buy it. Don't buy a locked phone. This is crucial. A locked phone is the provider's way of controll...
by JonnyCat
Fri Aug 16, 2013 2:38 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: Scientology gets even weirder
Replies: 8
Views: 2963

Re: Scientology gets even weirder

I read similar stories about this place years ago, so it's not like The Mail has ripped the lid off or anything. The high-res photos - which are kind of cool because you can see the magnitude of the scam (hundreds of millions spent to preserve the 'wisdom' of a hack writer and a con man and absolute...
by JonnyCat
Wed Aug 07, 2013 8:58 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: Mormons Ballin'
Replies: 11
Views: 3817

Re: Mormons Ballin'

Thought it was going to be a link to "Xtreme Mormons"

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tj9g9-0zeyY[/youtube]
by JonnyCat
Tue Jul 30, 2013 2:41 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: Dog Question/Advice
Replies: 35
Views: 8332

Re: Dog Question/Advice

protobuilder wrote:Get rid of the dog.

Dogs are filthy.
Yeah, if wasn't for this, I'd probably have at least four mutts. Love dem dags, but love a clean house a lot more.
by JonnyCat
Mon Jul 22, 2013 2:48 pm
Forum: Product, Book, Movie & Music Reviews
Topic: They are out to ruin a great TV memory!
Replies: 8
Views: 4677

Re: They are out to ruin a great TV memory!

Looking at this from the optimistic side, Denzel can bring the pain when the role calls for it. Could be an unofficial sequel to "Man On Fire." He carried "Book of Eli." If they had done a straight-up reboot, my vote would be for Liam Neeson as McCall. All he would have to do is ...
by JonnyCat
Tue Jul 16, 2013 4:03 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: Keeping your truck clean with dogs?
Replies: 18
Views: 4329

Re: Keeping your truck clean with dogs?

I read the title of this thread and visualized a trio of little French bulldogs diligently tidying up the cab of a truck using feather dusters, Swiffers and Clorox clean wipes. That's not a bad idea, actually. Train dogs to clean cars. Get them little maid uniforms and put them to work. Problem solv...
by JonnyCat
Wed Jul 10, 2013 4:23 am
Forum: Product, Book, Movie & Music Reviews
Topic: Jack Reacher
Replies: 31
Views: 15522

Re: Jack Reacher

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrcE5oLmJqE[/youtube]

Fighting with a hint of cleavage. Don't say I never did anything for you.
by JonnyCat
Tue Jul 09, 2013 2:42 am
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35142
Views: 12025045

Re: The couch thread

"The Scientology of Exercise" label seems more fitting than ever. For a bunch of 'hard' dudes and dudettes, they have tremendously thin skin. Wouldn't the truly elite be able to put on their big-boy pants and shrug this nonsense off?
by JonnyCat
Wed Jul 03, 2013 12:37 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35142
Views: 12025045

Re: The couch thread

Laughing all the way to the bank. Barnum was right.
by JonnyCat
Fri Jun 21, 2013 3:07 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: R.I.P. Tony Soprano
Replies: 15
Views: 4200

Re: R.I.P. Tony Soprano

Quite a Last Meal

La dolce vita!
by JonnyCat
Sun Jun 16, 2013 12:28 am
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: White Americans, please start fucking more...mkaythx
Replies: 36
Views: 7119

Re: White Americans, please start fucking more...mkaythx

I think this is NBD. I see tons of fat little alabaster Honey Boo-Boo clones every day being pushed around in their strollers by their pigs-in-the-blanket-bellied mothers. Doesn't look like the whiteys in my area know how to put a cork in it.
by JonnyCat
Sun Jun 02, 2013 7:08 am
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: Timmah, you need to take notes...
Replies: 6
Views: 2215

Re: Timmah, you need to take notes...

Ursus americanus decides to escalate.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzPeXBXobqE[/youtube]
by JonnyCat
Sat Jun 01, 2013 6:10 am
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: Timmah, you need to take notes...
Replies: 6
Views: 2215

Timmah, you need to take notes...

...this is how you deal with bears.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sVxqshAVew[/youtube]

Is he a neighbor of yours, Mr. Seeahill? Maybe an old rival? Someone with a grudge who sends his trained grizzers over to wreak havoc at your cabin?

Just sayin'.
by JonnyCat
Sat May 25, 2013 2:20 am
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: Dags...now with more Estrogen. (and cuz shaf's fat fingers)
Replies: 16
Views: 5110

Re: Dags...now with more Estrogen. (and cuz shaf's fat finge

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLZMxRP_F5w[/youtube]

The expressions on those beagles' faces when leaving their cages for the first time...
by JonnyCat
Fri May 24, 2013 3:55 am
Forum: Product, Book, Movie & Music Reviews
Topic: Nutribullet Thead: YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED NEXT!
Replies: 404
Views: 123429

Re: Nutribullet

I saw a Nutribullet at Kohls the other day. It cost more than my $10 gift card, so I passed and got some grilling tongs which were on sale.

Good times.
by JonnyCat
Wed Apr 24, 2013 7:03 pm
Forum: Product, Book, Movie & Music Reviews
Topic: The Hobbit
Replies: 40
Views: 11618

Re: The Hobbit

I think parts two and three are going to be incredible. I really loved the first movie and can't wait for the introduction of the Beorn. He's not your typical IGX power-bear, but would fit in just fine given his love of mead and dogs. Smaug needs to be the ultimate film dragon. So far, Dragonslayer ...
by JonnyCat
Sat Apr 06, 2013 3:33 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35142
Views: 12025045

Re: The couch thread

Seattleites, better jump on these tickets. I see a small fortune being made by scalpers. Freedom Foundation: How to be a Playa For $26.62, you get this: "Be Better, Period." It's a phrase that burns in the hearts of true entrepreneurs. This mantra defines Greg Glassman's journey from a sma...
by JonnyCat
Sat Mar 16, 2013 12:32 am
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: I'm Getting Rid Of My iPhone
Replies: 105
Views: 16826

Re: I'm Getting Rid Of My iPhone

Be smart and buy an unlocked phone, whether you get it from Apple, Google or wherever and go with a pay-as-you go plan from Straight Talk or T-Mobile. Unlimited data, all-you-can-eat everything for $45-a-month. No contracts, no stupid early termination fees. Nada. Did it six months ago and it's been...
by JonnyCat
Fri Mar 08, 2013 7:55 am
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: Big Rock Candy Mountain
Replies: 12
Views: 3078

Big Rock Candy Mountain

EZ, you need to tell the railway bulls they are slipping:

Lookit these hobo yoots
by JonnyCat
Sun Mar 03, 2013 6:50 am
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: How bad is it getting addicted to sleeping pills?
Replies: 40
Views: 8421

Re: How bad is it getting addicted to sleeping pills?

Propofol seemed to do wonders for Michael Jackson. Maybe you can get in touch with Conrad Murray.
by JonnyCat
Tue Feb 26, 2013 5:01 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: Koop
Replies: 9
Views: 2762

Re: Koop

The man knew how to rock the Amish beard. He was a hipster before there were hips.

RIP.
by JonnyCat
Wed Feb 06, 2013 5:14 pm
Forum: Product, Book, Movie & Music Reviews
Topic: Jiro Dreams of Sushi
Replies: 7
Views: 4561

Re: Jiro Dreams of Sushi

Watched it last night. Excellent.

Made me reflect on my own attitude about personal excellence and passion for my work and I found myself lacking in both departments. Going to approach things with the same level of humble obsession for improvement and love of my craft.
by JonnyCat
Tue Feb 05, 2013 2:18 am
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: I'M BACK
Replies: 70
Views: 11572

Re: I'M BACK

Not trying to pile on, and I guess it's too late now, but was birth control not an option or something? My first wife transformed, Autobot-style, into a total bat-crap psycho after five years of marriage. When she became a she-devil, I made sure there was zero chance of me knocking her up. Last thin...
by JonnyCat
Fri Jan 25, 2013 5:56 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: So Bill why is everyone in Russia
Replies: 29
Views: 4939

Re: So Bill why is everyone in Russia

Russian dash-cams never disappoint.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGXldj9zBc0[/youtube]