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WildGorillaMan

If you want to get your Holiday Monday hate on, go to Frontragecrossfit and look at all the gaylords and gayladies who couldn't rack a clean if their life depended on it. http://frontrangecrossfit.typepad.com/photos/932_041009/index.html Virtuosity in action. Clearly all those OL certs are paying of...

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Spending too much time dissecting all the modal nodes is a waste of time. That way madness lies.

Let's refocus on what's really important.

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What makes you an internet celebrity?

Part of it is about how many people are googling you.

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Crust Bucket wrote:Jesus I guess the PVC on the shoulders is some brutal shit, folks can't even squat at proper depth with it.

Yeah, imagine if they got pinned under it before the spotters could react.

WildGorillaMan

Camo bikinis have to be as big a signal as lower back tats.

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Douchebaggery of the highest order: if you're incapable of even picking a caber, let alone turning it, be a dumbass and OHS it in public.

There's a reason why that's not a Heavy Games event: it's retarded.

WildGorillaMan

I don't understand why they're having trouble getting insurance?? Because the trainers are not required to have any sort of accredited personal training certification and their trainers have a knack for causing (and often taking pride in getting) their clients to not only vomit, but get rhabdomyoly...

WildGorillaMan

HAHAHA! You DO know what Couch is doing, don't you? He's getting other people to pay to defend Cultfit so that when Cultfit HQ is finally sued outright, or when a lawsuit against an affiliate attempts to pull Cultfit HQ into the fray, Cultfit HQ won't have to foot the bill; all the affiliates will....

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The legal and financial aspects of this are also very tricky. Insurance is regulated. You need agreements on how to operate, how to make decisions, and how to handle the funds. It's quite an undertaking. What do you want to bet that @FHQ is as cavalier about insurance law and regulation as they are...

WildGorillaMan

You know most new companies have reached a market top when they issue an IPO. In @fit's case, it's when they start selling "insurance" to the affiliates: A Risk Retention Group is a form of self-insurance. Unlike a traditional insurance company, an RRG is formed and owned by its policyhold...

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madness

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LooseNut wrote:

Those are some big jugs. Please ignore the attached douchebag.

What douchebag?

WildGorillaMan

powerlifter54 wrote:
Note differences with actual nodal load;

I disagree. He's clearly differing through his lodal node. Totally different domain from what you're suggesting.

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http://www.crossfit.com/mt-archive2/RachelRoyMarinaDL.jpg These shitheads are being couched on the deadlift with a piece of PVC by an obvious retard. Don't throw out your back or anything fruitcake. http://www.freesignage.com/pdfthumbs/osha_think/lift_with_your_legs_not_your_back_osha_caution_sign....

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Also: I've been doing CrossFit for about a year. I was walking my dog today and saw a tree with several branches I felt I could kip on to get higher and higher. On around the 5th branch it started getting slippery and I eased myself down. I find myself finding random objects and doing some CrossFit...

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Crust Bucket wrote:Ok I was only able to watch 30 seconds of that trash.....

There needs to be a whole lot more of that going on at CFHQ.

WildGorillaMan

WOD:

Your day in the barrel. For time.

Post loads recieved in the comments section.

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I actually feel bad bagging anyone about their lifts, but come on . Why are all these faggots so pleased to be photographed putting fuck all overhead? http://www.rarecrossfit.com/.a/6a00e55406bbf28834010536a96580970b-pi Not to mention how quick they are at handing out reacharounds for deadlifting <1...

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Gin Master wrote:Another example of acceptable public handstands.

Caption: "Ah yes, you like? Is very nice, yes? For you, today, because you are my friend, you may have this for only fifty dinar, and that is cutting my own throat!"

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I just saw this. http://www.crossfit.com/mt-archive2/CFBXHGWheelwalkmikey-th.jpg I'll need more boobies now, please. Have you noticed how @fitters aren't satisfied unless they take everything cool and good about strength sports, such as O Lifting, Chinups, Kilts, Tabatas, Overhead Pressing, and so ...

WildGorillaMan

Anyone with $3,000 and a spare weekend can become certified and affiliated. Then , with little more than a stick of PVC and a barf bag they can set up shop in their parents basement and charge customers $150/month to flail around until they are delirious enough to believe they are "elite"...

WildGorillaMan

Mr. Donnely, this thread is not about you, no matter how much you try to make it so. This is you: http://www.digitalheretix.com/images/link-building.jpg http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/attention_whore.jpg This is IGx: http://www.funnyforumpics.com/forums/Tits-Or-GTFO/1/bugstitsgtfo.gif http://ownedir...

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Fat Cat wrote:NYOM.

Well done.

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Thud wrote:couch finds gin helps him cross all the modal domains he needs to cross, so long as he drinks enough to stay close to pukie.

Enough of all this "broad modal domain" nonsense. I want to see more dominating model broads. Amirite?

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TX KB Lifter wrote:http://gopractice.typepad.com/.a/6a0105 ... 58d970c-pi

Indeed, but she'll also need to demonstrate severe emotional, personal, and substance-related issues to show any @fit star potential.

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