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stosh wrote:Wendler with restrained wit:

It must be safe to assume that EliteFts has ended is affiliation with @fit, right?

So, let me see if I understand the brilliance of this scam: 1) Get 1000s and 1000s of people to pay $20+ to submit a workout video for the "gaymes" 2) Build a shitty website that cannot possibly handle all the traffic 3) Have 1000s and 1000s of people unable to join, submit times/video, w...

http://media.crossfit.com/cf-video/Cros ... caGray.mov

Is this "Westside for Skinny Bitches"?

How many legit powerlifters do a backflip when they hit a PR?

http://media.crossfit.com/cf-video/Cros ... caGray.mov

Is this "Westside for Skinny Bitches"?

How many legit powerlifters do a backflip when they hit a PR?

WildGorillaMan wrote:[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tLUfaiSFGA[/youtube]

I'd be more impressed if she crushed that med ball between her thighs like a melon.

Shafpocalypse Now wrote:I think there should be a contest to find an affiliate blog worse than Shoreline's. Shoreline has it all. Stupidity, misspellings, inept trainers, bad form, STDs, and compleeeeete eliteeeetness.

Can the STDs be confirmed?

Nobody brings it like Shoreline... This past Friday, a group of Shoreline CrossFitters went out in downtown New Haven. While at the bar, a stranger came up to me and said, “Excuse me, but I need to ask you a question. What do all of these people do? You all look so happy and full of life…And everyo...

The following is a public service message from the founder of the CF Masters facebook page re: the Gaymes; The time for accounting is upon us. Now, we will be measured. Now we will be exposed. Now we will be seen for what we are. And, what we are is a CrossFitter. We do not hide from the light of j...

Yes I Have Balls wrote:Any reason to do a swing with one half of the power to DO THE SWING stuck on a box? Other than being eleet that is.

I would assume she fails to make it on Team Gorilla. Then again I've been wrong in the past.

Yes I Have Balls wrote:Any reason to do a swing with one half of the power to DO THE SWING stuck on a box? Other than being eleet that is.

I wish I could see Dan John's face when he sees this pic.

Yes I Have Balls wrote:And away we go!!!!

https://games.crossfit.com/

I just checked out the store. I see they are still slinging $35 t-shirts. I think I've got more respect for the douches that wear Affliction or Ed Hardy tees at this point.

WildGorillaMan wrote:You guys are slipping in your ANYC watching.

Sadly, that couldve been the greatest GIF ever...

That was a good read! So CrossFitters, wake up. If you’ve been CrossFitting for more than 6 months, it’s time to move on. You’ve had your warm up, now move into the world of elite competition. Don’t be fooled into thinking that CrossFit will take you anywhere except under the knife when you destroy...

Kazuya Mishima wrote:Lauren Plumey is a retarded bitch just like everybody else at Shoreline.

Does anyone know Photoshop?

Cave Canem wrote:

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Cheer up, Gary !

Let's toast to the Douche-bags.

"Barky, The Early Years" Once when I was ten I was walking down the street with my father. My dad was a real SOB. Brutal but brilliant. Certifiably insane and wildly aggressive, uncontrolable and strong but Columbia Grad several times over and proud member of Mensa. He loved me but had st...

How'd this little gem slip by?

I don't care that they may be brothers, that boy's ass was in his face entirely too much.

http://www.youtube.com/user/danxfit#p/a/u/2/yw-g-rG6uK4

friedquads wrote:

Jay wrote:

kreator wrote:Check out this beast and his knowledges of compound movements.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ou34c0opwng[/youtube]

I didn't know Justin Bieber did @fit

Why is he working out in his grandmother's bedroom?

Since my record for fixing people vs. breaking them with training is 100% win/0% fail- I feel qualified to say overhead swings started by a quad dominated lumbar flexion snaps fuck you up. I completely agree w/ this statement and am familiar with the American Swing ( :rolleyes: ), but what is he ta...

"Barky, The Early Years" Once when I was ten I was walking down the street with my father. My dad was a real SOB. Brutal but brilliant. Certifiably insane and wildly aggressive, uncontrolable and strong but Columbia Grad several times over and proud member of Mensa. He loved me but had str...

Jezebel Jones wrote:

Yes I Have Balls wrote:Come one now. Which one of you guys is CJ Kim??


http://www.board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=65093

Jesus. Does Katherine Derbyshire have the answer for EVERYTHING?

I think she forgot that she's only supposed to drink the Kool-Aid not douche with it.

tough old man wrote:So torturing a student is acceptable? Retards.
Pavels pullup progression is the easiest. I even laminated a copy and taped it to the Marine recruiters office window.

Mouse traps are one thing--I'd like to see them impale themselves on a stake. Nothing says eleet like a perforated colon.

Quote: John Frazer wrote … @ Matt -- I'd have to take issue with the idea that only a novice can get stuck on movements like these. I've been using CF in one form or another (currently Coach Rut's programming) for more than seven years, but no matter what program I follow my strict pull-ups remain ...

Confused wrote:This has to be brought up, courtesty of Catalyst.

http://www.datingrxd.com/

This reeks of desperation and Massengill.