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WGM, you're a perv.

Fucking hell, you guys. I'm fairly certain that I'll always be embarrassed by how I used to post on the CrossFit boards, but your behavior of late has nearly made me ashamed of ever having posted in this thread. I'm siding with Rant. CrossFit is a bunch of stupid shit, but this thread is even worse.

Saturday 100424 "Paul" Five rounds for time of: 50 Double unders 35 Knees to elbows 185 pound Overhead walk, 20 yards Sadly enough, this workout is much too complex for the average @fitter: Explain overhead walk please. Comment #1 - Posted by: sb at April 23, 2010 5:08 PM His confusion wa...

TRANSLATION: "While the ship headed at high speed through the icebergs, I was off the bridge imbibing, ranting, and catting about. We have taken a major hit below the waterline and I am not capable to assess the damage. The passengers are running for the rails and my officers are Boobs, idiots...

Hah, the SicFit cuntbags are filtering comments on their "Jesus WOD" post now. So they know it's insulting people, but they refuse to take it down. http://www.sicfit.com/video/main/show/id/324944-The-Ultimate-Hero-WOD-The-Way-of-the-Cross-Jesus-and-the-14-Stations This guy even tried to ju...

Here's the Facebook page of the chick who posted the above blog about wanting to skip her brother's wedding.

http://www.facebook.com/search/?src=os& ... lla?ref=ts

So, who wants to friend her, find her brother on her friends list, then send him a link to that blog post?

Paddy O'Furniture wrote:or using a 95 pound barbell to simulate carrying a cross through 14 stations in 'The Jesus WOD'...

http://www.sicfit.com/video/main/show/i ... 4-Stations

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These motherfuckers took their stupid shit way too far.

http://media.crossfit.com/cf-video/Games2010_Againfaster_nj_highlights.wmv Make sure you watch the end, some dude proposing to his GF after a wod at the sectionals? Serious? You see, now if that douche were this guy, that'd be okay. [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRvsd4ztBVE[/youtube] But ...

I also like the militarization of the whole thing..."disrupting the supply chain", etc. You had better bet those kids of his are the most elite six year olds you've ever seen too. Those motherfuckers just rock the playground when they go out for recess. Could you imagine how good they mus...

Noticed that he beat out the next guy by 175#... http://scores2010.crossfit.com/scoring/r/367/ Smart move - deciding to beat everyone by a mile when a foot would have sufficed - especially when you probably have three or four more workouts to "compete" in that same weekend. That's strateg...

Just skimmed through the thread and it doesn't seem like much happened over the past few weeks. All I've got say is that the guys at CFHQ are cunts for the way the responded to Dede's death. Someone here mentioned that Glassman called to offer his condolences - if I got a call from that shitbag tell...

Anon, I'll admit that was funny, but I don't make those sort of jokes. w00tz, thank you for the clarification on the cross product. Supposedly, I'll be learning about tensors in-depth in a class this semester, though I doubt that'll actually happen, since all of Professor Ji's lectures so far have b...

The tatoo on his arm says "F x d / t = P." ](*,) ](*,) ](*,) It's F dot d, not F cross d. Fucking hell. Of course, I shouldn't expect anyone who's retarded enough to get that tattooed on their arm to have the brains to know the difference between vector products. Maybe he should have had C...

richardpotato wrote:Disclaimer: First Post

For the love of all that is good in this world, don't make a third. You don't even exhibit the slightest semblance of etiquette.
I hope you do get to meet that Sarah girl in the future, and I hope she kicks your ass when you do.

You mangy cunt.

Christ Almighty, POD. I was commenting on the fucking homo stretched out on the ground. You know, the one who looks like Ido Portal? Please tell me that at some point, we will all be able to keep this thread going without having to stop every fucking page and explain at least one comment to the res...

^ Ido Portal? No - our friend Tony. I probably could have found a larger picture to get a less pixelated image, but that was a portrait photo right on the first page of Google, and certainly gay enough. Not like I was going to put too much effort into looking for the "right" photo. http:/...

Kazuya Mishima wrote:Could this guy be ANY gayer?

I dunno. You tell me.

I was gonna say they were trying to appropriate http://www.beastskills.com/ training, but I went to his website for the first time in forever and he's been teaching assfist seminars. Bathurst isn't doing his seminars through CFHQ though, so he's not directly supporting the gin fund or putting himse...

Thursday 100114 Three rounds for time of: Walk on hands, 100 feet Hold handstand against wall for two minutes 15 Handstand push-ups Post total time to comments MINUS the six minutes of static handstands. When you fall on your head and bust your neck or wrist...we told you it was stupid. Ginastics a...

http://media.crossfit.com/cf-video/CrossFit_INDIASPEALLER_NotZoneChron.mov Fuck this shit...these metrosexual shitheads obsess over food like little girls. Fuck Spealler and his pullups. All of them can suck my balls. So they go mocking another culture's food, simply because it doesn't fit Zone pro...

What? The sheeple don't want to pay $50 to see a "fitness competition!" Boo fucking hoo! http://board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=54533 Wow, looks like every post so far has been against the high prices. Time for the CrossFit Mods to break out some sock puppets and rally around CFHQ and...

No, I simply haven't seen anything lately that's really caused my blood to boil, so I'm only making general comments and observations on CrossFit. That's really all there is for me to say, since I don't contribute to the Andro Friday posts either. I agree that my last post was probably too long-wind...

Quack Attack, that's good shit. =D> =D> =D> Jag, the forum "AUP" states that a users posts shall remain. http://board.crossfit.com/rules.php 14. Any messages you post in these discussion forums will remain available to the public for as long as this discussion board is online. Once you hav...

The thread noting the absence of nutrition certifications has been locked. http://board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=54393 Of note is this post: Today, 05:15 AM #8 Darryl Shaw Member Profile: Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Manchester England Posts: 346 Re: Nutrition Certs If there are no nutrition c...

Fucking hell. I just read that Admunson article: eight pages of CrossFit autofellation.



Now that I think about it, "CrossFit Autofellation" would make for a pretty good affiliate name. It could be a sister gym to CrossFit Affliction, or something like that.