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by Cave Canem
Thu Jan 13, 2011 10:43 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
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Views: 8504681

Re: The couch thread

CultBuster wrote:I for one am a "new friend" of the ex mrs. couch and was hopeing for a wiki leak of info bombs. She has the goods, but I don't see it coming out anytime soon. Was worth a shot
I think half of IGX has friended her since the craziness started.
by Cave Canem
Thu Jan 13, 2011 9:30 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 34986
Views: 8504681

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on one hand she is a defiant @fit lover, but people here love her because "she loves this thread" or she is frying glassman. to be honest, she is another one that is in control of the "empire" that looks like she hasn't touched a weight in 5 years. She looks like she does jazzercise for chrissakes....
by Cave Canem
Thu Jan 13, 2011 4:45 am
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 34986
Views: 8504681

Re: The couch thread

The always supportive and professional HQ. To the affiliates, this picture might affect your business. But guess what? That was your choice to start a business and there are risks to doing so. Sometimes Life happens. Comment #423 - Posted by: Lauren at January 12, 2011 8:17 AM =D> =D> She's just st...
by Cave Canem
Wed Jan 12, 2011 11:31 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 34986
Views: 8504681

Re: The couch thread

Can't you just fuck off out of here and post somewhere where your opinion is actually welcomed? Or are you that fucking lonely.... Have you stalked that brick shithouse in your avatar? I remember when she appeared on Friday when we did em on this thread. We need more of this one. As much as my Goog...
by Cave Canem
Wed Jan 12, 2011 10:33 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 34986
Views: 8504681

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"Today, 03:16 PM #13 Lynne Pitts Administrator Re: http://www.crossfit.com (NWS for nudity) As you long time members should know, and as a reminder for the new members, message board rules, policies, and moderation does not equal main page rules or policies. It's always been that way. It likely will...
by Cave Canem
Tue Jan 04, 2011 11:16 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 34986
Views: 8504681

Re: The couch thread

Brother Ash, you know screenshots are much better. :) itsgoingdown.JPG Perhaps now the schism will be completed and the good people who were forced out will be recognized for their contributions and can form a loose confederation of sensible trainers/SMEs. Providing the earnest @fit trainees (you k...
by Cave Canem
Tue Jan 04, 2011 10:59 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 34986
Views: 8504681

Re: The couch thread

Yes I Have Balls wrote:
Ash Uber Alles wrote:what the fuck is a clapping thruster?
Clapping thrusters is for insects.

Sweet gorilla jeebus...is there no end to the dumbassery ?
by Cave Canem
Mon Jan 03, 2011 4:00 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 34986
Views: 8504681

Re: The couch thread

Reading through the posts it's amazing; 1. How many people don't hold their coaches or affiliates responsible. It's great to take personal responsibility but when you're paying someone $100-$200 month for programming your workouts, shouldn't you expect some expertise and awareness ? 2. How many time...
by Cave Canem
Sat Jan 01, 2011 6:08 am
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 34986
Views: 8504681

Re: The couch thread

Looks like Santa Monica SWAT has swapped out its obstacle course for Murph: 1 mile run, 100 pull-ups, 200 push-ups, 300 squats, 1 mile run. Why? Because this half hour rhabdo fest is a better test of the kind of fitness needed for a SWAT team, and has less risk of injury as an added bonus. On the u...
by Cave Canem
Fri Dec 31, 2010 8:53 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 34986
Views: 8504681

Re: The couch thread

Bringing the love across broad time and modal domains: Coach Glassman, the creator of CrossFit, the person who redefined fitness and it's methodology, created the competition to prove who's the fittest person on the planet; doesn't even do any of his workouts. It appears also, that he doesn't even ...
by Cave Canem
Thu Dec 30, 2010 2:49 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 34986
Views: 8504681

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A new @F trend is to make technique plates out of plywood. One major reason for them doing this is so that they wooden plates can be used with the uberlight rubber bumpers, so that when the weight is dropped, it doesn't "taco" the 10# bumpers. As always, the better solution would be to just learn h...
by Cave Canem
Thu Dec 30, 2010 3:52 am
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 34986
Views: 8504681

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They brought 1 set of rings 1 kettlebell 1 rogue oly bar 1 25# bumpers. LULZ! Do they throw the bar to the floor like they just pressed the world after lifting a wicked 95 lbs ? One of my biggest gripes about @fitters is the way they launch KBs or throw down bars as if they are disposable and cost ...
by Cave Canem
Wed Dec 29, 2010 9:33 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 34986
Views: 8504681

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Sam Ser replied to comment from Tony Budding… Tony, Regarding IWCABTMD, the word "broad" inspires much debate. To clarify, could you provide some examples of time and modal domains that CrossFit considers to be outside this definition of fitness, and explain why? Thank you. Hopefully the sarcastic,...
by Cave Canem
Tue Dec 28, 2010 10:25 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 34986
Views: 8504681

Re: The couch thread

What a bunch of doublespeak garbage. The sheep . . . just sit there with their mouths agape, not understanding nor questioning the bullshit being spewed all over them. And that pretty much summarizes Cultfit. A bunch of morons who know nothing lapping up retarded doublespeak from another moron who ...
by Cave Canem
Thu Dec 16, 2010 1:32 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 34986
Views: 8504681

Re: The couch thread

sanchezero wrote:crossfit already has a line of atlas stones.

el33t atlas products
=D> =D> =D> =D> =D>
by Cave Canem
Sun Dec 12, 2010 5:13 am
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 34986
Views: 8504681

Re: The couch thread

friedquads wrote:
Cave Canem wrote:Even on a "Hero" day, they get the classiest people....
For those of us who are .TIFF challenged browser-wise.
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Knew that was coming but I'm old and don't give a shit.
by Cave Canem
Sun Dec 12, 2010 1:36 am
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 34986
Views: 8504681

Re: The couch thread

Even on a "Hero" day, they get the classiest people....
by Cave Canem
Fri Dec 10, 2010 11:57 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 34986
Views: 8504681

Re: The couch thread

Woah. http://games2010.crossfit.com/blog/2010/12/change-2010-affiliate-cup-rankings,958/ That was unexpected. How did that take until just now to reveal? XXXX wrote... "........XXX and I took an energy drink that we bought at GNC called Jacked 3D . Nothing in the ingredients was listed on the List ...
by Cave Canem
Thu Dec 09, 2010 1:51 am
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 34986
Views: 8504681

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Back on topic, if they lower the barrier to entry from $100 to $10, but get 100x the number of entries then HQ is still ahead. On the other hand, they have to pay some poor shlubs to watch hundreds of videos of pressed out 30kg snatches and deadlifts that would make Diesel Weasel cringe, so the sui...
by Cave Canem
Mon Dec 06, 2010 12:49 am
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 34986
Views: 8504681

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Grandpa's Spells wrote:
Cave Canem wrote:This may have been covered before but was Asstro really a SEAL ?
Yes
Too bad he wasn't clubbed when he was a baby.
by Cave Canem
Sun Dec 05, 2010 6:54 am
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 34986
Views: 8504681

Re: The couch thread

No sectionals this year http://library.crossfit.com/free/video/CFJ_AF_ExpoPanel2.mov I guess they didn't pull in enough from the $100 spectator fees to make it worthwhile. This may have been covered before but was Asstro really a SEAL ? The guy looks like he couldn't crawl out of the kiddie pool. Pl...
by Cave Canem
Sun Nov 28, 2010 3:29 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 34986
Views: 8504681

Re: The couch thread

$1,000 says this will never get mentioned on the message boards at @fit. It's already up here , but it doesn't seem to be getting much interest. It's hysterical how the link is edited out in the first post. How's that "open source" thing working out for them ? I guess they want everything to work a...
by Cave Canem
Thu Nov 25, 2010 5:55 am
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 34986
Views: 8504681

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Picture why? Part of the (cult) conditioning process, is obviously. OTOH, it would come in handy during the trial after your pre-teen busts a vessel during the WOD. These kids don't need to flop, they're just copying mommy and/or daddy. Just like throwing down the bar with the metal plates. Next th...
by Cave Canem
Sat Nov 20, 2010 9:15 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 34986
Views: 8504681

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If I were a tattoo artist I'd most likely be broke. Half the shit I see on people I'd say that's fucking stupid and there's no fucking way I'm putting that on you and I'm offended you even asked now get the fuck out of here i.e. the "unscared" knuckles. You have it wrong.....you charge more for the...
by Cave Canem
Tue Nov 09, 2010 5:54 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 34986
Views: 8504681

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=D> =D> =D> =D> =D>