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Michael Douglas – the star of Basic Instinct and Fatal Attraction – has revealed that his throat cancer was apparently caused by performing oral sex.

In a surprisingly frank interview with the Guardian, the actor, now winning plaudits in the Liberace biopic Behind the Candelabra, explained the background to a condition that was thought to be nearly fatal when diagnosed three years ago. Asked whether he now regretted his years of smoking and drinking, usually thought to be the cause of the disease, Douglas replied: "No. Because without wanting to get too specific, this particular cancer is caused by HPV [human papillomavirus], which actually comes about from cunnilingus."

http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2013/jun ... sex-cancer

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He could've also gotten it from blowing dudes. He's suspect.


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Yep. Dr. Drew talks about this on his podcast. There is an HPV vaccine now days.
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Ed Zachary wrote:Yep. Dr. Drew talks about this on his podcast. There is an HPV vaccine now days.
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Be careful of what you eat.
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SHIEEEETTTTTTT... He's just trying to make himself sound bitchin.
We all know it was the smoking, drinking, and low rollers.
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guess i better 86 those 69s.

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