Christ, I want this bike so bad...

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Christ, I want this bike so bad...

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KTM 1290 Super Duke R...makes absolutely no sense. A perfect reason to own one! Sorry unable to post pics.

http://www.1290superduker.com/cms/


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Looks very gay.
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Looks like it turns into this

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Ah, Ron, I knew you'd understand. An output of 177 hp at 8870 rpm, peak torque of 106 ft-lb, with 74 ft-lb available a lowly 2500 rpm-no replacement for displacement-and a dry weight of 417 pounds. Roll in KTM genetics and there's no way to not love this thing. They may want to roll in some of this geewhizery to fend off the liability claims, though.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1CDN6el4zM[/youtube]


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Steve no doubt we both have to get one! I think that bike may be at the top of the list on hp/weight. KTM is really killing it...the 1190 Adventure and Adventure R and now this. I will check it out when it becomes available. I know my wife is sick of this shit but oh well.

Gorby-Downer if that bike is gay then it's super-fucking-gay! You may drink my urine.

Nafod...I was a fan of yours...once. Then then SMB-esque music posts started and it was downhill from there. The transformers pic, although funny, isn't helping.

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You fuckers are killing me. I just got over wanting a Husquavarna thumper and now this?

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I always imagined Shape wanting one of Mr. Garrison's, from South Park, "IT" bikes?
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Shapecharge wrote:Nafod...I was a fan of yours...once. Then then SMB-esque music posts started and it was downhill from there. The transformers pic, although funny, isn't helping.
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Ah hahahaha!! The fucking IT!!! One of South Park's most hilarious episodes.

Nafod...very hurtful. If I could shit in my own hand and throw it at you, I would.

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Not bad, not bad at all Shape.
Please don't chase me when I'm leaving your house though.
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Shafpocalypse Now wrote:You fuckers are killing me. I just got over wanting a Husquavarna thumper and now this?
Sproing!!!!

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I can pick one up in Austin. Engine is that proven BMW. I don't need much more than that to have fun



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KTM has the answer to all your power-bear motor-biking needs. Imagine going shirtless on this Shafmeister:

http://www.ktm.com/us/naked-bike/690-du ... ights.html

Sexy single cylinder thumper, just the way you like it.

Sorry, for some reason I can look at porn but can go to a file sharing site.

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amirite?

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Blaidd Drwg wrote:
Shafpocalypse Now wrote:You fuckers are killing me. I just got over wanting a Husquavarna thumper and now this?
Sproing!!!!

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Put dirt tires on it and sure!




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I have thought about a husky te310 to do some dual sporting but they are not one of the models with the deep discounts (e.g., wr125 for under $4k). I may just get an old XR600 and street legalize it. I've got a soft spot for XRs having started on an xr75 as a kid and later having an xr350. Reliable tanks...

That ktm 1290 is insane. 106 ft/lbs? My cbr1krr is crazy fast with a whole lot less hp and torque. You'll need to wear a mouth guard while riding it since you'll be hitting yourself in the face repeatedly with the handlebars. On the plus side the original front tire will probably last the life of the bike.

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Black color scheme released today:
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Shafpocalypse Now wrote:You fuckers are killing me. I just got over wanting a Husquavarna thumper and now this?
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKbn5I_Ht9Q[/youtube]

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