So my Mom was in the Maryland Mall shooting thing..

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So my Mom was in the Maryland Mall shooting thing..

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She's babysitting my niece. I get a text.
We're still on god damn lockdown. Pissed I don't have a gun in this diaper bag. SWAT made us run really fast. I need to include sprints in my training. What's up with you guys?
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First of all, glad they're ok. And...
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I'm glad she's okay!


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Me too....I guess.

We have had a long standing one-upmanship thing about being nonchalant in the face of fuct up stuff. Called her once from the e-room after crashing my motorcycle...Her first question.."So, how's the bike?"

I think she's winning this game.
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I hope my kids think I'm a badass one day. They might already.
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Glad to hear she's ok. I live right down the street from the Mall. My home town.
If she needs anything let me know.


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Ericc wrote:Glad to hear she's ok. I live right down the street from the Mall. My home town.
If she needs anything let me know.

Thank you. Don't mean to be glib about your community. I hope this shit settles out.
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syaigh wrote:I hope my kids think I'm a badass one day. They might already.
They do. You are basically my mom, when I was your kid's age and I definitely recognized her badassedry.

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Dr. Agkistrodon wrote:
syaigh wrote:I hope my kids think I'm a badass one day. They might already.
They do. You are basically my mom, when I was your kid's age and I definitely recognized her badassedry.
You make me happy. :)
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syaigh wrote:
Dr. Agkistrodon wrote:
syaigh wrote:I hope my kids think I'm a badass one day. They might already.
They do. You are basically my mom, when I was your kid's age and I definitely recognized her badassedry.
You make me happy. :)

He said bad assery...not Big Assery.
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Glad your mom is okay.

Might I suggest this for next Hogswatch:
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Blaidd Drwg wrote:
syaigh wrote:
Dr. Agkistrodon wrote:
syaigh wrote:I hope my kids think I'm a badass one day. They might already.
They do. You are basically my mom, when I was your kid's age and I definitely recognized her badassedry.
You make me happy. :)

He said bad assery...not Big Assery.
You make me happier. :)
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I love her response.

1. I'm pissed I'm not packing heat.
2. We need to add sprints into my training.

I love her so much.
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Don't worry, leave the guns to the professionals. You sit there like a dumb cow in a slaughter house waiting for the police.


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Fucking bring out the clowns time. just what the hell does he need with all that shit? Your tax dollars at work; so wantabee fags can play soldier.

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Jezzy Bell wrote:Glad your mom is okay.

Might I suggest this for next Hogswatch:
Unfortunately for BD's mom, getting a concealed carry permit in MD is extremely difficult-- you pretty much have to be a LEO.
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True knowledge. MD is fuct like this.
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Blaidd Drwg wrote:True knowledge. MD is fuct like this.
Yes it is.

Could not pay me to live there.

I am glad your Mom is OK.




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Damn. Glad they're alright.
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Batboy2/75 wrote:Don't worry, leave the guns to the professionals. You sit there like a dumb cow in a slaughter house waiting for the police.

Fucking bring out the clowns time. just what the hell does he need with all that shit? Your tax dollars at work; so wantabee fags can play soldier.

I'll go on record that most SWAT officers are Delta DEVGRU Spec ops wantabee that never had the stones to do the real thing in the military.
WTF? Where are his knee pads, elbow pads, and tactical gloves?

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Glad your kin are alright.
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Batboy2/75 wrote:Don't worry, leave the guns to the professionals. You sit there like a dumb cow in a slaughter house waiting for the police.


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Fucking bring out the clowns time. just what the hell does he need with all that shit? Your tax dollars at work; so wantabee fags can play soldier.

I'll go on record that most SWAT officers are Delta DEVGRU Spec ops wantabee that never had the stones to do the real thing in the military.
What's he got that is extraneous?
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Glad your people are ok.

I toy with the idea of a concealed weapon permit everyday.
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Why is his ejection port cover open?

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Really surprising about this mall shooting-- it's getting reported as being essentially in Baltimore. The hoco is not Baltimore.
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Glad to hear she's safe and has a sense of humor.
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