Fat Cat is a pussy

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Fat Cat is a pussy

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Well... he digs pistols, so I guess he kinda is.
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Sits down to pee.
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A fat pussy indeed
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He dry humps other men in pajamas.
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He's pees on stuff he's not supposed to.
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He licks his own genitals
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He poops in a box and then tries to hide it
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Tom Brady would love his balls
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I don't think he's coming back.
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Lays on the newspaper when you're trying to read it.
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leaves soggy hairballs in your shoes
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Freaks the fuck out over a little laser pointer.
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Generally uses fairly accurate verb tenses.
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Scardy Cat.
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Let's you pet him behind the ear, and then he turns around and sinks his teeth into your wrist while he scratches the shit out of your arm.
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Also knocks picture frames and glass vases off the tables and shelves.
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Thinks his shit doesn't stink.
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coughs up indescribable shit onto the floors
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Easily bullied. Crying his eyes out right now.
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Has both male and female genitalia.
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Left this world as 12 servings of moo goo gai pan.
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stosh wrote:Left this world as 12 servings of moo goo gai pan.
They *always* skimp on the meat, at every Chinese restaurant I've been to.
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