The Grappler Formerly Known As HERR DOKTOR Is Engaged

Kenny X · Post by **Kenny X** » Fri Jun 05, 2015 2:39 pm

That's right, ladies and germs, I am engaged!!

The New Future Mrs. Kenny X and I will be tying the proverbial knot on April 2, 2016, and I couldn't be happier about this.

What's more, we're going to start trying for a baby here soon -neither of us are getting any younger and both our sets of parents are on-board with our admittedly non-conventional schedule- so we might end up having ourselves a shotgun wedding.

Anyway, break my balls all you want, motherfuckers, but I'm not lying when I tell you that I am the happiest man in the fucking world, right now.

Beer Jew · Post by **Beer Jew** » Fri Jun 05, 2015 3:08 pm

Better hope BD doesn't see this thread.

Kenny X · Post by **Kenny X** » Fri Jun 05, 2015 3:11 pm

BD has been nothing but happy for Kenny X thus far, with the myriad of life-changes Kenny X has been making.

Beer Jew · Post by **Beer Jew** » Fri Jun 05, 2015 3:12 pm

Wait till he finds out you've forsaken the last 100,000 years of our species.

Kenny X · Post by **Kenny X** » Fri Jun 05, 2015 3:14 pm

Beer Jew wrote:Wait till he finds out you've forsaken the last 100,000 years of our species.

He already knows all about that, and MORE!

dead man walking · Post by **dead man walking** » Fri Jun 05, 2015 3:15 pm

you're a good guy so i offer heartfelt condolences

Kazuya Mishima · Post by **Kazuya Mishima** » Fri Jun 05, 2015 3:18 pm

Very, very happy for you.

syaigh · Post by **syaigh** » Fri Jun 05, 2015 3:28 pm

Congratulations! :)

nafod · Post by **nafod** » Fri Jun 05, 2015 3:33 pm

...I am the happiest man in the fucking world, right now.

$\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$

Freki · Post by **Freki** » Fri Jun 05, 2015 3:40 pm

I hope you and Caitlyn are very happy together.

Seriously, congrats!

TomFurman · Post by **TomFurman** » Fri Jun 05, 2015 4:09 pm

See what happens when you start off with a beard and 42" waist? Now a fertile, chick magnet and Dead Lister protege'.

Grandpa's Spells · Post by **Grandpa's Spells** » Fri Jun 05, 2015 4:12 pm

That's awesome. Congrats!

Shapecharge · Post by **Shapecharge** » Fri Jun 05, 2015 4:23 pm

Well shit, congrat broheim. Whoever this guy is I'm sure you two will be happy together. Adopting a child is going to be quite an adventure and I wish you guys all the best.

Blaidd Drwg · Post by **Blaidd Drwg** » Fri Jun 05, 2015 4:56 pm

Nothing but congratulations KX!! Happy for you guys.

If you can negotiate a sister wife or a concubine, now is the time. Just saying.

Kenny X · Post by **Kenny X** » Fri Jun 05, 2015 5:09 pm

Big thanks to all of you guys, and I truly appreciate the good words.

Life has taken me down some interesting twists and turns, not to mention rabbit holes; and I'm grateful for all of them. What I am most grateful for, however, is that I reconnected with her -after almost 18 years- and that she and I were able to pick up right where we left off like nothing had changed at all.

I thought about her every day of those 18 years, too. Been in love with her the whole time. I am thrilled that she and I are doing this.

seeahill · Post by **seeahill** » Fri Jun 05, 2015 5:23 pm

That's great. Congratulations.

Beer Jew · Post by **Beer Jew** » Fri Jun 05, 2015 5:58 pm

I can't believe this has gained more traction than my sushi thread.

On a serious note, congrats. I remember the day I proposed to my wife a couple of years ago. One of the happiest days of my life.

Cave Canem · Post by **Cave Canem** » Fri Jun 05, 2015 7:04 pm

Congrats!

The Ginger Beard Man · Fri Jun 05, 2015 9:08 pm

Congratulations, X Man. That is awesome news.

beefheart · Post by **beefheart** » Fri Jun 05, 2015 9:26 pm

Congratulations!

Chris McClinch · Post by **Chris McClinch** » Sat Jun 06, 2015 12:25 am

Kenny X wrote:Big thanks to all of you guys, and I truly appreciate the good words.

Life has taken me down some interesting twists and turns, not to mention rabbit holes; and I'm grateful for all of them. What I am most grateful for, however, is that I reconnected with her -after almost 18 years- and that she and I were able to pick up right where we left off like nothing had changed at all.

I thought about her every day of those 18 years, too. Been in love with her the whole time. I am thrilled that she and I are doing this.

From another dude who married his high school sweetheart in his thirties, congratulations!

TerryB · Post by **TerryB** » Sat Jun 06, 2015 12:38 am

Beer Jew wrote:I can't believe this has gained more traction than my sushi thread.

srsly

Mickey O'neil · Post by **Mickey O'neil** » Sat Jun 06, 2015 2:47 am

Congratulations, brother! I'm so happy for you!

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Sat Jun 06, 2015 2:59 am

Hell yeah, knock her up and keep on topping off the tank! Congrats, amigo.

Kenny X · Post by **Kenny X** » Sat Jun 06, 2015 3:46 am

Thanks Mick!!

And Shaf, we're working on it!!

IGX

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