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PostPosted: Wed Jul 11, 2012 4:00 pm 
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The Huffington Post | By Cavan Sieczkowski

Pauline Potter became the world's heaviest living woman last year, weighing in at a whopping 643 pounds. Now, Potter has her sights set on losing weight, and she's turned to marathon sex sessions to help shed the pounds.

In an interview with the UK's Closer magazine, Potter described how her reignited sex life with ex-husband Alex has helped her lose 98 pounds.

“I can’t move much in bed, but I burn 500 calories a session –- it’s great exercise just jiggling around," Potter told Closer. Potter, who had been consuming 10,000 calories a day, hopes to reach her goal weight of 532 pounds with the help of Alex. The two have sex up to seven times each day.

She makes sure to have some fun, too.

“We love foreplay and massages and, as well as full sex, I pleasure Alex, too," she told the magazine. "My bed is strengthened and, although I can’t buy sexy lingerie, I drape a nice sheet over me.”

After meeting online in 2002, the couple married in 2005 and, when Potter failed to bond with Alex's son, the two split up three years later. The break-up triggered Potter's weight gain. She began consuming copious amounts of high-calorie foods and packed on the pounds.

With all the extra weight on her, Potter became depressed. She contacted the Guinness Book of World Records in hopes that winning the title of "World's Heaviest Woman" would shame her into losing weight.




When Alex got wind of the publicity surrounding Potter, he decided to visit her and the flame was quickly rekindled.

“Within the first day of being back together we had sex six times in 24 hours," Alex told the Sun last November. “Even though one of Pauline’s legs weighs more than I do, we’re able to position her body to make sex enjoyable for both of us."

Alex, who weighs just 140 pounds, does most of the work in the bedroom.

“It’s really dangerous for us to have sex because at any moment the bed could collapse and one or both of us could be seriously injured or even killed from the impact," he told the Sun.

But using sex for weight loss is not an unheard of activity.

"Shagging can make you slimmer, if you do enough of it," Dr. Yvonne Kristin Fulbright, a sex educator, relationship expert, columnist and founder of Sexuality Source Inc., wrote for Fox News in 2008. "It can also help the two of you fall for each other all over again. Requiring no monthly fee — dress code optional – you can 'sexercise' yourself into shape. This is one gym membership you’ll never want to drop."

Dr. Fulbright, who has contributed to The Huffington Post and who earned her Ph.D. in International Community Health Studies at New York University, also writes that a good "sexercise" routine can not only lead to weight loss, but also to improved blood flow, strengthening of the heart, better cholesterol, better sleep, more energy, improved muscle tone and decreased stressed.

While Potter's sex life is speeding at full-throttle, she's also reined in her eating habits. She no longer eats 10,000 calories per day, though she still enjoys the occasional Big Mac.

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 11, 2012 5:36 pm 
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I just lost 9.8 oz of breakfast. :vom:


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PostPosted: Wed Jul 11, 2012 5:47 pm 
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 11, 2012 6:06 pm 
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 11, 2012 7:22 pm 
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I don't see why SAR couldn't harvest that blubber and use it to run a diesel engine. Help the economy and do something meaningful.

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I don't see why SAR couldn't harvest that blubber and use it to run a diesel engine. Help the economy and do something meaningful.


Andy, she's the perfect customer for your HD Industrial ShopVac Home Liposuction kit! Her poor husband would shell out the $$$ to spare himself more nauseating sex sessions.


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Looks like a freeze frame of an avalanche :finga:

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And in other news, an Englishman was recently diagnosed with PTSD.

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That's probably not what the sheet is for, lady.

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I don't see why SAR couldn't harvest that blubber and use it to run a diesel engine. Help the economy and do something meaningful.


The flensing of whales comes to mind...

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Looks like a freeze frame of an avalanche :finga:


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PostPosted: Thu Jul 12, 2012 12:44 am 
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Do we need to have another white women thread?

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Damn, those are some nice sheets she draped over herself.

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Damn, those are some nice sheets she draped over herself.


=D>

In her case, wearing fish net means an actual fish net.

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That 4th picture looks like a steak meteorite


Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs 2.

Either way, Ed Zachary masturbates furiously.

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Andy78 wrote:
I don't see why SAR couldn't harvest that blubber and use it to run a diesel engine. Help the economy and do something meaningful.


Andy, she's the perfect customer for your HD Industrial ShopVac Home Liposuction kit! Her poor husband would shell out the $$$ to spare himself more nauseating sex sessions.


I thought of that but in cases like this it requires the skills of what Foul Mouth Ignoramous suggests. A skilled surgeon and large animal butcher like SAR is duly qualified to get her done.

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Liposuctioning unwanted blubber out of pampered Los Angelenos may not seem like a dream job, but it has its perks. Free fuel is one of them.

For a time, Beverly Hills doctor Craig Alan Bittner turned the fat he removed from patients into biodiesel that fueled his Ford SUV and his girlfriend's Lincoln Navigator.

Love handles can power a car? Frighteningly, yes. Fat--whether animal or vegetable--contains triglycerides that can be extracted and turned into diesel.


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