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This chick would fit in here
Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2013 4:41 pm
by The Ginger Beard Man
Re: This chick would fit in here
Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2013 5:57 pm
by Kazuya Mishima
The balls on that bitch...the fucking...MOXY.
I can't argue with anything that she's saying. In fact, I've been saying a lot of this for years. It's just that I look like a 1950's era meathead throwback when I say it.
She ain't much to look at, but I'd take her for a ride in the rape van just to show her that there's some guys that can still get it up for some spit lubed anal sex with pretty much any woman that will put out (that's me, btw).
Re: This chick would fit in here
Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2013 7:28 pm
by Holy Cow
She linked to this gem in her article:
http://goodmenproject.com/the-good-life ... d-my-life/
Number one on this guy's list:
1) I Sit Down to Pee
Honestly, I suspect that many more do this than will admit it. Perhaps since it can be done privately, actually performing the act isn’t as important as admitting it, which few men do. But outside of public restrooms and urgent situations, I’ve never seen the allure of standing to pee. The appeal of it seems to be primarily based on its association with masculinity, but I’d much rather sit. Sitting is more comfortable and much neater, no risk of peeing on the seat or floor or dropping something in the toilet.
Re: This chick would fit in here
Posted: Fri Apr 05, 2013 3:15 am
by JimZipCode
ImUndaYourBed wrote:1) I Sit Down to Pee
Honestly, I suspect that many more do this than will admit it.
I've done that. When I'm so drunk that the room won't stand still, it's practical.
Re: This chick would fit in here
Posted: Fri Apr 05, 2013 6:13 am
by Sassenach
I was nodding my head in agreement until she started lamenting the lack of alpha males on goddamn American Idol.
Re: This chick would fit in here
Posted: Fri Apr 05, 2013 6:19 am
by Fat Cat
Kazuya Mishima wrote:She ain't much to look at
No. But....
Her bio wrote:She has been called “a purveyor of some of the most offensive racial stereotypes I have ever read” by Bernie Farber of the Canadian Jewish Congress.
Re: This chick would fit in here
Posted: Fri Apr 05, 2013 12:18 pm
by WildGorillaMan
The forumz and comments sections of websites devoted to physical training are full of people who don't know how to train, is it any surprise that websites devoted to manhood are full of people who don't know how to be one?
Re: This chick would fit in here
Posted: Fri Apr 05, 2013 1:07 pm
by Chessman
WildGorillaMan wrote:The forumz and comments sections of websites devoted to physical training are full of people who don't know how to train, is it any surprise that websites devoted to manhood are full of people who don't know how to be one?
You know, it's funny but every time I read her comments about Canada, I think of you.
Re: This chick would fit in here
Posted: Fri Apr 05, 2013 1:21 pm
by Bob Wildes
[quote="Kazuya Mishima"]The balls on that bitch...the fucking...MOXY.
She ain't much to look at,
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She could use some weight training and cardio. The pictures of her when she was a bit younger.....
Well I would have hit it.
Re: This chick would fit in here
Posted: Fri Apr 05, 2013 2:01 pm
by DrDonkeyLove
Shame on me for forgetting to regularly read the Onion and Taki's Mag.
Regarding peeing sitting down, it's pissing. Where and how you do it shouldn't ever even be discussed unless you're getting it on someone who isn't into that sort of thing, or the puddle on the floor is so large that it won't dry by itself in the next couple of minutes.
Ray Davies was a futurist.
I met her in a club down in old Soho
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry-cola [LP version:
Coca-cola]
C-o-l-a cola
She walked up to me and she asked me to dance
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said Lola
L-o-l-a Lola lo-lo-lo-lo Lola
Well I'm not the worlds most physical guy
But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine
Oh my Lola lo-lo-lo-lo Lola
Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand
Why she walked like a woman and talked like a man
Oh my Lola lo-lo-lo-lo Lola lo-lo-lo-lo Lola
Well we drank champagne and danced all night
Under electric candlelight
She picked me up and sat me on her knee
And said dear boy wont you come home with me
Well I'm not the worlds most passionate guy
But when I looked in her eyes well I almost fell for my Lola
Lo-lo-lo-lo Lola lo-lo-lo-lo Lola
Lola lo-lo-lo-lo Lola lo-lo-lo-lo Lola
I pushed her away
I walked to the door
I fell to the floor
I got down on my knees
Then I looked at her and she at me
Well that's the way that I want it to stay
And I always want it to be that way for my Lola
Lo-lo-lo-lo Lola
Girls will be boys and boys will be girls
It's a mixed up muddled up shook up world except for Lola
Lo-lo-lo-lo Lola
Well I left home just a week before
And I'd never ever kissed a woman before
But Lola smiled and took me by the hand
And said dear boy I'm gonna make you a man
Well I'm not the worlds most masculine man
But I know what I am and I'm glad I'm a man
And so is Lola
Lo-lo-lo-lo Lola lo-lo-lo-lo Lola
Lola lo-lo-lo-lo Lola lo-lo-lo-lo Lola
Re: This chick would fit in here
Posted: Fri Apr 05, 2013 3:33 pm
by beefheart
I don't care if I pee on the floor.