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Kim, why you machine gun goat girl?

Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 5:50 pm
by DrDonkeyLove
I knew I'd seen this girl somewhere before. The top image is hidden somewhere in the IGx archives. Why you take our goat girl Kim
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Hyon Song-wol, a singer, rumoured to be a former lover of the North Korean leader, is said to have been arrested on Aug 17 with 11 others for violating laws against pornography.

Hyon Song-wol starred in the video for her 2005 hit 'A Girl In The Saddle Of A Steed'

The reports in South Korea's Chosun Ilbo newspaper indicate that Hyon, a singer with the Unhasu Orchestra, was among those arrested on August 17 for violating domestic laws on pornography.

All 12 were machine-gunned three days later, with other members of North Korea's most famous pop groups and their immediate families forced to watch. The onlookers were then sent to prison camps, victims of the regime's assumption of guilt by association, the reports stated.

“They were executed with machine guns while the key members of the Unhasu Orchestra, Wangjaesan Light Band and Moranbong Band as well as the families of the victims looked on,” said a Chinese source reported in the newspaper.

Re: Kim, why you machine gun goat girl?

Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 6:01 pm
by TerryB
He also had somebody executed via mortar round.

He should get his own reality TV show.

People could vote for who gets it next,and how!

Re: Kim, why you machine gun goat girl?

Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 6:28 pm
by kupp
protobuilder wrote:
People could vote for who gets it next,and how!
Good twist to the Running Man when that gets remade.

Re: Kim, why you machine gun goat girl?

Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 6:52 pm
by Pinky
RIP, excellent horse-like lady.

Re: Kim, why you machine gun goat girl?

Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 7:05 pm
by Batboy2/75
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The day this fat communist statist pig is swinging from a lamp post, or from a government building balcony, can't come soon enough.

On that day, I'll tip one for the goat girl.

Re: Kim, why you machine gun goat girl?

Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 8:26 pm
by Crust Bucket
Fucking savages :finga:
Professor Toshimitsu Shigemura of Tokyo's Waseda University, who is an authority on North Korean affairs, "if these people had only made pornographic videos, then it is simply not believable that their punishment was execution." He suggests that they were killed for political reasons, perhaps related to factional conflicts in the North Korean elite, or simply as a result of a grudge: "as Kim's wife [Ri Sol-ju] once belonged to the same group, it is possible that these executions are more about Kim's wife."
RIP Goat Girl/Horse Lady.

Re: Kim, why you machine gun goat girl?

Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 9:12 pm
by DrDonkeyLove
I swear that this is plausible.

SCENE 1 (in the royal bedroom)
Wife: Kim, why you no rove me!?
Kim: I rove you with all my godlike heart baby.
Wife: No! You rove whore singer, not me!
Kim: I rove only you and kimchee! I swear!
Wife (crying): Prove you rove me!!

SCENE 2 (Kim's office: Kim with his back to us, cell phone in one hand and chopsticks in the other working a bowl of kimchee)
Kim: mumble mumble slurp slurp


SCENE 3 (Kim & Wife parked in car staring intently out the window. Kim has chopsticks in one hand and a bowl of kimchee in the other. Machine guns are heard nearby)
Kim: (smiling): See baby I rove you
Wife: (sweet smile): I rove you too Kimmycakes. Ret's make a godbaby!
Kim: slurp slurp

The car drives away and a goat bleats forlornly in the distance.