Make America great ornament

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Make America great ornament

Post by Turdacious » Thu Nov 24, 2016 2:59 am

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Re: Make America great ornament

Post by Testiclaw » Thu Nov 24, 2016 3:02 am

Despite ordering a more reasonable ornament, this one arrived. It. Is. Yuge. It's absolutely yuge. It's the biggest ornament. Yuge.
I hung it on my tree, but it is so yuge that it has totally unbalanced my whole tree. No matter where I hang it, the tree leans waaaaaay over to the far right
Perfect for your rotten tangerine. Its small size makes it easy for tiny hands to handle. Poorly made though, almost like it was made from substandard materials by severely underpaid employees in a dilapidated factory overseas. The gold started turning green almost immediately.
This ornament can't stop grabbing my pet cat. I'm not really sure why. Plus, it wasn't even the ornament I ordered. I wanted one qualified to decorate my tree, and instead I got an orange-ish eyesore that keeps trying to log onto Twitter.
These are amazing.
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