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Fuck Norks and Global Warming. We face real problems.

Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2017 2:23 pm
by DrDonkeyLove
From Esteemed NY Post
A cyber security scientist has issued a bizarre warning that sex robots could one day rise up and kill their owners if hackers can get inside their heads...

...The tech expert, from Deakin University, Australia, said: “Hackers can hack into a robot or a robotic device and have full control of the connections, arms, legs and other attached tools like knives or welding devices.

“Once a robot is hacked, the hacker has full control and can issue instructions to the robot.”...

...The cyber defense guru added: “The last thing you want is for a hacker to have control over one of these robots.”

“Once hacked they could absolutely be used to perform physical actions for an advantageous scenario or to cause damage.”
I always thought the bond between a man and his robo whore would be sacred.

Humanity has failed itself again.

*sad sigh*

Re: Fuck Norks and Global Warming. We face real problems.

Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2017 5:50 pm
by Pinky
This is doubly bad news if you were hoping for a future of robo road head in a driverless car.

Re: Fuck Norks and Global Warming. We face real problems.

Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2017 9:28 pm
by Turdacious
There will have to be a lot done to make this a reality. Viking Lords, for instance, will need their sex robots to be waterproof.

I think we all know which sex robots are teh most likely to go homicidal.
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Re: Fuck Norks and Global Warming. We face real problems.

Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2017 10:34 pm
by DikTracy6000
DrDonkeyLove wrote: Mon Sep 11, 2017 2:23 pm From Esteemed NY Post
A cyber security scientist has issued a bizarre warning that sex robots could one day rise up and kill their owners if hackers can get inside their heads...

...The tech expert, from Deakin University, Australia, said: “Hackers can hack into a robot or a robotic device and have full control of the connections, arms, legs and other attached tools like knives or welding devices.

“Once a robot is hacked, the hacker has full control and can issue instructions to the robot.”...

...The cyber defense guru added: “The last thing you want is for a hacker to have control over one of these robots.”

“Once hacked they could absolutely be used to perform physical actions for an advantageous scenario or to cause damage.”
I always thought the bond between a man and his robo whore would be sacred.

Humanity has failed itself again.

*sad sigh*
Getting welded to death would not be pretty. Usually it takes about 40 years of breathing the fumes with inadequate ventilation and smoke suckers.

Re: Fuck Norks and Global Warming. We face real problems.

Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2017 10:43 am
by nafod
DrDonkeyLove wrote: Mon Sep 11, 2017 2:23 pm From Esteemed NY Post
A cyber security scientist has issued a bizarre warning that sex robots could one day rise up and kill their owners if hackers can get inside their heads
*sad sigh*
Definitely don't let it watch The View. An already proven hack technique.