It's a @#$%^-ing Hallmark Christmas, bee-yotches!

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It's a @#$%^-ing Hallmark Christmas, bee-yotches!

Post by nafod » Fri Oct 27, 2017 2:04 pm

The schedule of Hallmark Christmas movies is out. Who's binge-watching this shit with me? Big fucking bowl of popcorn and some tissues for the tender movements of all kinds. But you know it ends well.

8 p.m. Sat. Oct. 28 - Marry Me at Christmas - Hallmark Channel
8 p.m. Sat. Nov. 4 - Christmas Festival of Ice - Hallmark Channel
9 p.m. Sat. Nov. 4 - The Perfect Christmas Present - Movies & Mysteries
8 p.m. Sun. Nov. 5 - Miss Christmas - Hallmark Channel
9 p.m. Sun. Nov. 5 - Christmas in the Air - Movies & Mysteries
8 p.m. Sat. Nov. 11 - The Sweetest Christmas - Hallmark Channel
9 p.m. Sat. Nov. 11 - A Song For Christmas - Movies & Mysteries
8 p.m. Sun. Nov. 12 - Enchanted Christmas - Hallmark Channel
9 p.m. Sun. Nov. 12 - Engaging Father Christmas - Movies & Mysteries
8 p.m. Sat. Nov. 18 - Coming Home For Christmas - Hallmark Channel
9 p.m. Sat. Nov. 18 - Christmas Homecoming - Movies & Mysteries
8 p.m. Sun. Nov. 19 - A Gift to Remember - Hallmark Channel
9 p.m. Sun. Nov. 19 - A Bramble House Christmas - Movies & Mysteries
8 p.m. Wed. Nov. 22 - With Love, Christmas - Hallmark Channel
8 p.m. Thur. Nov. 23 - The Mistletoe Inn - Hallmark Channel
8 p.m. Fri. Nov. 24 - Finding Santa - Hallmark Channel
8 p.m. Sat. Nov. 25 - The Christmas Train - Hallmark Channel
8 p.m. Sat. Nov. 25 - The Christmas Train - Movies & Mysteries
8 p.m. Sun. Nov. 26 - Switched For Christmas - Hallmark Channel
9 p.m. Sat. Nov. 26 - A Joyous Christmas - Movies & Mysteries
8 p.m. Sat. Dec. 2 - Christmas in Evergreen - Hallmark Channel
9 p.m. Sat. Dec. 2 - Christmas in Angel Falls - Movies & Mysteries
8 p.m. Sun. Dec. 3 - Christmas at Holly Lodge - Hallmark Channel
9 p.m. Sun. Dec. 3 - The Magical Christmas Ornaments - Movies & Mysteries
8 p.m. Sat. Dec. 9 - Christmas Encore - Hallmark Channel
9 p.m. Sat. Dec. 9 - The Christmas Cottage - Movies & Mysteries
8 p.m. Sun. Dec. 10 - The Christmas Shop - Hallmark Channel
9 p.m. Sun. Dec. 10 - Karen Kingsbury's Maggie's Christmas Miracle - Movies & Mysteries
8 p.m. Sat. Dec. 16 - Father Christmas - Hallmark Channel
9 p.m. Sat. Dec. 16 - Unbridled Love - Movies & Mysteries
9 p.m. Sun. Dec. 17 - Christmas Connection - Movies & Mysteries
8 p.m. Sun. Dec. 17 - Reindeer Games - Hallmark Channel
8 p.m. Sat. Dec. 23 - Christmas Getaway - Hallmark Channel
8 p.m. Mon. Dec. 25 - When Calls the Heart: The Christmas Wishing Tree - Hallmark Channel
8 p.m. Sat. Dec. 30 - A Royal New Year's Eve - Hallmark Channel
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Re: It's a @#$%^-ing Hallmark Christmas, bee-yotches!

Post by dead man walking » Fri Oct 27, 2017 2:11 pm

apparently you do squat to pee
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Post by JimZipCode » Fri Oct 27, 2017 2:20 pm

nafod wrote:
Fri Oct 27, 2017 2:04 pm
8 p.m. Sun. Dec. 17 - Reindeer Games - Hallmark Channel
Reindeer Games??



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Post by Shapecharge » Fri Oct 27, 2017 2:43 pm

You missed these wonderful forgotten treasures at various times on various networks:

Santa's Dropping Loads
I Saw Mom Getting Railed by a Reindeer
It's a Hoe, Hoe, Hoe Christmas
Christmas Means Cream Pies
The Twelve Inches of Christmas
The Christmas of 69

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Re: It's a @#$%^-ing Hallmark Christmas, bee-yotches!

Post by nafod » Fri Oct 27, 2017 4:37 pm

You don't want to google on "Christmas porn" and then click images. You've been warned.
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Post by dead man walking » Fri Oct 27, 2017 5:17 pm

i'd post the fuck-me santa scene from bad santa, but the you tube link is defective. wasn't marco going to fix that?
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Post by DrDonkeyLove » Fri Oct 27, 2017 6:59 pm

nafod wrote:
Fri Oct 27, 2017 2:04 pm
The schedule of Hallmark Christmas movies is out. Who's binge-watching this shit with me? Big fucking bowl of popcorn and some tissues for the tender movements of all kinds. But you know it ends well.

8 p.m. Sat. Oct. 28 - Marry Me at Christmas - Hallmark Channel
8 p.m. Sat. Nov. 4 - Christmas Festival of Ice - Hallmark Channel
9 p.m. Sat. Nov. 4 - The Perfect Christmas Present - Movies & Mysteries
8 p.m. Sun. Nov. 5 - Miss Christmas - Hallmark Channel
9 p.m. Sun. Nov. 5 - Christmas in the Air - Movies & Mysteries
8 p.m. Sat. Nov. 11 - The Sweetest Christmas - Hallmark Channel
9 p.m. Sat. Nov. 11 - A Song For Christmas - Movies & Mysteries
8 p.m. Sun. Nov. 12 - Enchanted Christmas - Hallmark Channel
9 p.m. Sun. Nov. 12 - Engaging Father Christmas - Movies & Mysteries
8 p.m. Sat. Nov. 18 - Coming Home For Christmas - Hallmark Channel
9 p.m. Sat. Nov. 18 - Christmas Homecoming - Movies & Mysteries
8 p.m. Sun. Nov. 19 - A Gift to Remember - Hallmark Channel
9 p.m. Sun. Nov. 19 - A Bramble House Christmas - Movies & Mysteries
8 p.m. Wed. Nov. 22 - With Love, Christmas - Hallmark Channel
8 p.m. Thur. Nov. 23 - The Mistletoe Inn - Hallmark Channel
8 p.m. Fri. Nov. 24 - Finding Santa - Hallmark Channel
8 p.m. Sat. Nov. 25 - The Christmas Train - Hallmark Channel
8 p.m. Sat. Nov. 25 - The Christmas Train - Movies & Mysteries
8 p.m. Sun. Nov. 26 - Switched For Christmas - Hallmark Channel
9 p.m. Sat. Nov. 26 - A Joyous Christmas - Movies & Mysteries
8 p.m. Sat. Dec. 2 - Christmas in Evergreen - Hallmark Channel
9 p.m. Sat. Dec. 2 - Christmas in Angel Falls - Movies & Mysteries
8 p.m. Sun. Dec. 3 - Christmas at Holly Lodge - Hallmark Channel
9 p.m. Sun. Dec. 3 - The Magical Christmas Ornaments - Movies & Mysteries
8 p.m. Sat. Dec. 9 - Christmas Encore - Hallmark Channel
9 p.m. Sat. Dec. 9 - The Christmas Cottage - Movies & Mysteries
8 p.m. Sun. Dec. 10 - The Christmas Shop - Hallmark Channel
9 p.m. Sun. Dec. 10 - Karen Kingsbury's Maggie's Christmas Miracle - Movies & Mysteries
8 p.m. Sat. Dec. 16 - Father Christmas - Hallmark Channel
9 p.m. Sat. Dec. 16 - Unbridled Love - Movies & Mysteries
9 p.m. Sun. Dec. 17 - Christmas Connection - Movies & Mysteries
8 p.m. Sun. Dec. 17 - Reindeer Games - Hallmark Channel
8 p.m. Sat. Dec. 23 - Christmas Getaway - Hallmark Channel
8 p.m. Mon. Dec. 25 - When Calls the Heart: The Christmas Wishing Tree - Hallmark Channel
8 p.m. Sat. Dec. 30 - A Royal New Year's Eve - Hallmark Channel
I'm sure most of those movies are repeats and am equally sure my wife has seen them all more than once. Our DVR is about to be filled like a Christmas stocking with these movies. I've seen parts of a couple of these movies and posit that ALL of them are one of 3 stories.
1) Lady protagonist was hurt by a man or can't find love for some reason and a handsome guy breaks through her defenses with true love and they have a happy Christmas.
2) Lady protagonist is engaged to Mr. Wrong and a handsome guy breaks through her relationship with true love and they have a happy Christmas.
3) Lady protagonist is a workaholic and handsome guy breaks through her workaholism with true love and they have a happy Christmas.

She tells me that they're all filmed in the same place in British Columbia. I've walked by the TV and saw people who look like the same people I walked past a couple of days before doing the same things in the same places but it's a different movie.

Hallmark knows what their customers want and, unlike ESPN, they give it to them over and over and over.
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Post by JimZipCode » Fri Oct 27, 2017 9:05 pm

Put a space between the URL of the YouTube vid, and the closing video tag. It'll work.
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Post by riotboo » Fri Oct 27, 2017 9:35 pm

No Holiday Heart ??? pftt!

After losing his police officer lover, Christian drag queen Holiday Heart (Ving Rhames) meets 12-year-old Niki (Jessika Quynn Reynolds) and her drug-addicted mother, Wanda (Alfre Woodard). Heart finds relief from heartache and a renewed sense of purpose when he steps in as a father figure to Niki and welcomes the two women into his life. But when Wanda becomes romantically involved with her drug dealer, Silas, it may endanger Niki and threaten to destroy the makeshift family.

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Re: It's a @#$%^-ing Hallmark Christmas, bee-yotches!

Post by nafod » Fri Oct 27, 2017 11:01 pm

I'm sure most of those movies are repeats
That is what blew my mind. Hallmark says they have... Wait for it... Like 30-some new movies. Which blew me away, because that is like a new movie every minute. Think of how much fire retardant foam they had to go through to get those snow scenes together in July.

All for my viewing pleasure.

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Post by dead man walking » Fri Oct 27, 2017 11:50 pm

xmas movies must make mrs. nafod hot. there is no other explanation for this thread.
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Re: It's a @#$%^-ing Hallmark Christmas, bee-yotches!

Post by nafod » Sat Oct 28, 2017 12:30 am

dead man walking wrote:
Fri Oct 27, 2017 11:50 pm
xmas movies must make mrs. nafod hot. there is no other explanation for this thread.

I admit that we watch them, but ironically. Like we're cool and shit.

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Post by beefheart » Tue Oct 31, 2017 1:16 am

This thread demonstrates that IGX is still vital and definitely relevant.
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Post by tough old man » Tue Oct 31, 2017 7:48 pm

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Post by nafod » Tue Oct 31, 2017 8:49 pm

tough old man wrote:
Tue Oct 31, 2017 7:48 pm
Rare Exports
https://youtu.be/2pH9IyqTk1E
Be kind of cool to mash that up with a Hallmark. Like Pride and Prejudice and Zombies.
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Post by JimZipCode » Tue Oct 31, 2017 9:00 pm

nafod wrote:
Tue Oct 31, 2017 8:49 pm
Like Pride and Prejudice and Zombies.
I actually liked that.
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