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Post by GoDogGo! » Wed May 30, 2007 3:09 pm

Kazuya Mishima wrote: Yeah, I'm glad you started that night shift so your wife can LUNGE TOWARD DEEZ NUTZ!!!!
Make sure she wears her wrestling shoes. And kneepads.

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Post by Kazuya Mishima » Wed May 30, 2007 3:28 pm

GoDogGo! wrote:
Kazuya Mishima wrote: Yeah, I'm glad you started that night shift so your wife can LUNGE TOWARD DEEZ NUTZ!!!!
Make sure she wears her wrestling shoes. And kneepads.

GDG!
Wrestling shoes fo' shizzle...she's already up a size and a half. Crotchless singlet for easy access. Knee pads are optional...PAIN INCREASES THE SUCTION NIGGAZ!!!

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Post by bigpeach » Wed May 30, 2007 3:32 pm

If I do lots of pushups, will my hands get bigger?
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Post by Kazuya Mishima » Wed May 30, 2007 4:02 pm

bigpeach wrote:If I do lots of pushups, will my hands get bigger?
No, but if you do them naked your dick will.

1,000 PUSHUPS A DAY FAGGOTS AND I CAN FILL A GOPHER HOLE WITH MY KAWK!!!!!

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Post by Sassenach » Wed May 30, 2007 6:42 pm

Kazuya Mishima wrote:
CRUSADER wrote:MONEY IS GOOD/ HOURS ARE FOR THE NOCTURNAL.
Yeah, I'm glad you started that night shift so your wife can LUNGE TOWARD DEEZ NUTZ!!!!

LMAO!

Who is this guy?
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Post by DARTH » Wed May 30, 2007 7:38 pm

Actually my feet widend after starting Jujutsu and sevveral others noticed the same, I never needed an e size till a year after starting JJ.

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Post by Kazuya Mishima » Wed May 30, 2007 7:43 pm

On a purely serious note...it does happen. My wife went up two shoe sizes permanently after her first pregnancy. She gained quite a bit of weight which she had to lug around, but she also experienced severe swelling of the feet. Between those two her feet just "bulked up".

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Post by bigpeach » Wed May 30, 2007 7:49 pm

Kazuya Mishima wrote:
bigpeach wrote:If I do lots of pushups, will my hands get bigger?
No, but if you do them naked your dick will.
That's a relief. Once I get up to a 17EEE, my lady will expect certain things from me.
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Post by Pinky » Wed May 30, 2007 8:02 pm

As crazy as I think BRZKR is, I think what he's doing is a good idea. Having stronger feet is good for you.

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Post by Shapecharge » Wed May 30, 2007 9:49 pm

You mean like those crazy feet on the Hulk when he's pissed off and hopping around? Man those are some big ass feet. Could you imagine the size of a pair of Timberlands on those feet. He'd have to be cool though and wear them with the laces undone.

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Post by Maza » Thu May 31, 2007 12:44 am

Hey BRZKR, I'm still anxiously awaiting your book on toe (i.e. footfinger) strength training. Please let me know when it's finished, and whether it will be in all caps with relevant Bible (KJV) quotes.

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Post by bigpeach » Thu May 31, 2007 3:58 pm

Shapecharge wrote:You mean like those crazy feet on the Hulk when he's pissed off and hopping around? Man those are some big ass feet. Could you imagine the size of a pair of Timberlands on those feet. He'd have to be cool though and wear them with the laces undone.
With the tag still on them?
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Post by Shapecharge » Thu May 31, 2007 4:06 pm

Yes Peachy, but it will be green and say HULK.

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Post by bigpeach » Thu May 31, 2007 5:58 pm

I didn't know the Hulk was a homo-gay. The purple panties are a dead give-away though.
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Post by dalexan242 » Thu May 31, 2007 6:16 pm

Maybe its just me, but getting disproportionately-large, Ronald McDonald clown feet is pretty low on my list of weightlifting/bodybuilding priorities.

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Post by Shapecharge » Thu May 31, 2007 7:13 pm

Where's our artist TROY when we need him? We need a hulked out green HULK wearing some unlaced Timberlands and he's choking the ever lovin' shit out of Crusader, BERZERKER, Anthony. Either that or they're doing lunges together.

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Post by powerlifter54 » Thu May 31, 2007 8:17 pm

CRUSADER wrote: MY FOOT JUST GOT MORE MUSCULAR AND BIGGER WIDER.

THE KEY IS BEING ABLE TO MOVE IT.




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Post by Sassenach » Thu May 31, 2007 8:29 pm

dalexan242 wrote:Maybe its just me, but getting disproportionately-large, Ronald McDonald clown feet is pretty low on my list of weightlifting/bodybuilding priorities.
Ditto.
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Post by SuperHeinz » Thu May 31, 2007 8:58 pm

Kazuya Mishima wrote:

Yeah, I'm glad you started that night shift so your wife can LUNGE TOWARD DEEZ NUTZ!!!!


Make sure she wears her wrestling shoes. And kneepads.



Well, who wouldda thunk it. [email protected]@ wears wrestling shoes and kneepads.

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Post by Schlegel » Thu May 31, 2007 11:44 pm

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Post by seeahill » Fri Jun 01, 2007 2:21 am

bigpeach wrote:I think shoes have gotten smaller over the years. If I stand on the old fashioned shoe sizer, I come up at a 13. Haven't been able to fit in one since I was 13. Must be due to the fact that they're made in China by women who had their feet bound during childhood.
they get bigger as you get older. As a young man I wore 10s. At 63, I wear 11 1/2.

Does the same thing happen to your dick? Wait, Mofos, wait.

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Post by bigpeach » Fri Jun 01, 2007 3:05 am

Bet if you stand on the old 1920's sizer, you'll come up at a 10.
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Post by CRUSADER » Fri Jun 01, 2007 1:06 pm

powerlifter54 wrote:
CRUSADER wrote: MY FOOT JUST GOT MORE MUSCULAR AND BIGGER WIDER.

THE KEY IS BEING ABLE TO MOVE IT.




the possibilities boggle the mind
IF YOU LOOK AT ANATOMY DRAWINGS OF THE FOOT YOU CAN SEE MUSCLESCRISS CROSSING IN EVERY CONCIEVABLE DIRECTION. LOTS OF JOINTS , LOTS OFPOTENTIAL FOR MULTIDIRECTIONAL ARTICULATION ...AND DONT FORGET THE TOES.


NOW PUT THAT IN A BOOT THAT ONLY ALLOWS MOVEMENT AT THE ANKLE JOINT LIKE 99% OF THE FOOTWEAR TODAY. ATROPHY/ DISFUNCTION/ FAILURE OF THE ATROPHIED FOOT MUSCLES TO SUPPORT THE BONE STRUCTURE OF THE FOOT( ARCH) = PAIN.

YOUR FOOT NEEDS TO ARTICULATE EVERYTHING WHEN IT WALKS ESPECIALLY THE TOES EVEN WHEN STANDING.

GAIT SHOULD BE ...STRIKE OUTER EDGE OF HEEL ..ROLL ON BLADE OF THE FOOT TO LITTLE TOE ...THEN ROLL INWARD TO BIG TOE AND PUSH OFF.

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Post by dalexan242 » Fri Jun 01, 2007 1:18 pm

Good points. If you look at Alligators in the wild, they never have foot pain.

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