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this is how you dope

Post by dead man walking » Fri May 13, 2016 12:42 am

sponsored by the russian govt

it supplied the drug cocktail, plus switched samples at the testing lab during olympic competition
By his own admission, Dr. Rodchenkov, who has a Ph.D. in analytical chemistry, used his expertise to help athletes properly use banned substances and go undetected, which he says was done at the behest of the Russian government. After years of trial and error, he said, he developed a cocktail of three anabolic steroids — metenolone, trenbolone and oxandrolone — that he claims many top-level Russian athletes used leading up to the London Olympics in 2012 and throughout the Sochi Games.

The drugs, Dr. Rodchenkov said, helped athletes recover quickly after grueling training regimens, allowing them to compete in top form over successive days.

To speed up absorption of the steroids and shorten the detection window, he dissolved the drugs in alcohol — Chivas whiskey for men, Martini vermouth for women.

Dr. Rodchenkov’s formula was precise: one milligram of the steroid mixture for every milliliter of alcohol. The athletes were instructed to swish the liquid around in their mouths, under the tongue, to absorb the drugs.
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/05/13/sport ... op-news&hp
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Post by Blaidd Drwg » Fri May 13, 2016 12:44 am

Feverishly taking notes...

Bless those Ruskies. So fuckin practical
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Post by dead man walking » Fri May 13, 2016 2:31 pm

Dr. Rodchenkov said . . . “All athletes are like small children. They’ll put anything you give them into their mouths.”
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Post by WildGorillaMan » Fri May 13, 2016 3:33 pm

Blaidd Drwg wrote:Feverishly taking notes...

Bless those Ruskies. So fuckin practical
Yes yes, but HOW MANY milligrams of each?

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Post by terra » Sun May 15, 2016 3:49 am

WildGorillaMan wrote: Yes yes, but HOW MANY milligrams of each?

Asking for a friend.
I've started trialing 2 shots of Chivas as of last week...
Guy at the liquor store hadn't heard of that other stuff, so i'm just mixing in another 2 shots of Stolichnaya.

Results so far are inconclusive. But taking it just before training and I do feel bullet proof by the end. Gained maybe 3lbs and seems to have an anabolic-like effect as i've beaten up the missus twice already.

Will report back at end of the month's cycle.
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Re: this is how you dope

Post by Sangoma » Sun May 15, 2016 4:18 am

Mixing whisky and vodka... man, you would make friends with Russians any time.
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