I thought Dave Asprey was a lying cunt

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I thought Dave Asprey was a lying cunt

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Re: I thought Dave Asprey was a lying cunt

Post by WildGorillaMan » Fri Aug 05, 2016 6:23 pm

For a guy who's all about health, Asprey looks unwell. Sallow complexion. Limp hair. And, depending on the photo, greater or lesser amounts of sanpaku.
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Re: I thought Dave Asprey was a lying cunt

Post by TomFurman » Fri Aug 05, 2016 7:39 pm

Hysterically he just followed me on Twitter. Probably because I have, "coffee drinker" in my profile.
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Re: I thought Dave Asprey was a lying cunt

Post by milosz » Fri Aug 05, 2016 9:53 pm

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Re: I thought Dave Asprey was a lying cunt

Post by Shafpocalypse Now » Sat Aug 06, 2016 12:10 am

Asprey supposedly can't enter Australia due to some underage sex thing. As heard on reddit so take that for what it's worth.

Asprey and his wife wrote some bulletproof baby book, yet their kid had chronic, and I mean months, long diaper rash.

Just a fucking stooge

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Re: I thought Dave Asprey was a lying cunt

Post by Sangoma » Sat Aug 06, 2016 12:36 am

As for the coffee, Asprey says the recipe took him six years and tens of thousands of dollars to perfect. He adds a pat of grass-fed butter and dash of upgraded-MCT oil...
Six years to figure out the "pat" and the "dash"... But we got it now.
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Re: I thought Dave Asprey was a lying cunt

Post by milosz » Sat Aug 06, 2016 6:25 pm

I made butter coffee once just to see. Shit is vile, like an oil slick on top. Thank god I didn't have any coconut oil or MCT oil to add or I probably would have shit myself.

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Re: I thought Dave Asprey was a lying cunt

Post by stosh » Sat Aug 06, 2016 8:11 pm

I listened to like 3 or 4 of his podcasts. He's a tool. If I had a dollar for every time he said 'hack'. And he claims to have had Lyme disease, which is a current red flag for me.
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Re: I thought Dave Asprey was a lying cunt

Post by ledfistaco » Sat Aug 06, 2016 10:01 pm

Butter coffee is fine. It is good for if you want sustenance for a long morning of work.
Creamy but none of the sweetness.
Half anf half is an abomination.
Use good butter. Keerygold is worth it.

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Re: I thought Dave Asprey was a lying cunt

Post by Thud » Sat Aug 06, 2016 11:26 pm

Other than some churning, what's the diff between butter and cream?
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Re: I thought Dave Asprey was a lying cunt

Post by Mickey O'neil » Sun Aug 07, 2016 12:02 am

Greenghost loved using Keerygold and some other brand I can't recall right now.
ledfistaco wrote: Use good butter. Keerygold is worth it.

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Re: I thought Dave Asprey was a lying cunt

Post by dead man walking » Sun Aug 07, 2016 12:26 am

Thud wrote:Other than some churning, what's the diff between butter and cream?
ask marlon

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Re: I thought Dave Asprey was a lying cunt

Post by Thud » Sun Aug 07, 2016 12:58 am

He'd put motor oil in his coffee if it'd get him anal.
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Re: I thought Dave Asprey was a lying cunt

Post by dead man walking » Sun Aug 07, 2016 1:01 am

and you wouldn't?
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Re: I thought Dave Asprey was a lying cunt

Post by Sangoma » Sun Aug 07, 2016 1:12 am

Thud wrote:Other than some churning, what's the diff between butter and cream?
Nothing really. Except coffee with cream at/for breakfast has been around since the dawn of coffee, and "boolletpruff" is a trademark. Which of course took six years and tens of thousands of dollars to come up with.
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Re: I thought Dave Asprey was a lying cunt

Post by Hanglow Joe » Sun Aug 07, 2016 11:55 am

Complete huckster/snake oil salesman. By my specific brand, and these fuckheads drink its up.

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Re: I thought Dave Asprey was a lying cunt

Post by ledfistaco » Sun Aug 07, 2016 1:16 pm

If you like coffee and don't need to dillute its perfection with sweetness of milk or other childish adulterations you may find butter to be a nice way to make it heartier for times when you want more sustenanance.

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Re: I thought Dave Asprey was a lying cunt

Post by Thud » Sun Aug 07, 2016 3:22 pm

Psst, here's a tip on what could be the next big thing: Real men put lard in their coffee.

Steal it, patent it, make rich with it.
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Re: I thought Dave Asprey was a lying cunt

Post by Sangoma » Mon Aug 15, 2016 12:50 am

Well, what about adding emu oil to your coffee? I bet none of you guys heard about this gimmick yet!
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