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Croatoa wrote:I'm trying to remember where I first heard about Dan John. I think it was Sherdog actually. Someone posted a link to that "One Dumbell" workout article that Dan wrote.
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Danny John wrote:Hopefully, he will take advantage of my offer.
What's your offer? Not seeing it.


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JohnnyBadAss wrote:
Danny John wrote:Hopefully, he will take advantage of my offer.
What's your offer? Not seeing it.
I think comments are being moderated now. I imagine Robb is currently sifting through a ton of hate for Rick :finga:


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Robb moderates all comments all the time.

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I always loved the line "Who ever heard of you before @fit." Dan will tell you (if I remember his account to me correctly) that he was asked to come in and present at a cert; he was paid nothing for his time; and @fit continued to use his image and name constantly afterward in a grab for respectability. See, as we all know, Dan has education and credibility that can be verified. Can't say that for many others in the @fit fold, including the cooch.

My favorite memory of all this was after I posted a comment on the WOD comments about a picture of Eva T. adjusting Dan's OHS (this was after the DJ/Twight/cooch meltdown). I said, "I have often dreamed of Eva adjusting my squat. Dan John was not in them." I then said something about missing Dan's input. That led to a phone conversation with the GWF himself in which he said to me, "Dan John has no squat." He also said that @fit had to stop Dan from presenting because all he brought was "humor and little else." I shared all of this with Dan.

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I think it was "off" to think that I arose somehow from the good graces of teaching several people with 85 pound snatches to 145 in an hour. I'm in the "Bigger Faster Stronger" videos (esp the "Power Clean") and I had some fame as a discus thrower. I gave him my email to write me and offered my telephone number. I honestly would love to see the forum posters come to my gym and one up my athletes. Most of them have no clue about how strong a Varsity football player can be...

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The "no squat" story is still funny. Long before I was taught the right way to air squat, I managed to lift in some O meets...


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Sofa King wrote: I then said something about missing Dan's input. That led to a phone conversation with the GWF himself in which he said to me, "Dan John has no squat."

As opposed to Couch, who's squat is ... HEY LOOK OVER THERE!!!
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The saddest thing about this is that we can't accuse couch of being a manfucker, since he's obviously a pussy addict.


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Shafpocalypse Now wrote:The saddest thing about this is that we can't accuse couch of being a manfucker, since he's obviously a pussy addict.
It wouldn't be as fun if he was. As it were, Couch has a truckload of money, an adoring cult, and line of willing beaver from here to the Pacific. That is a man you can hate.


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goddamit shaf, post video of couch's wod: for time across the broad's modal domains
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Lauren G. is the motherfucking TITTAYZ MONSTA but I guess she's getting a little long in the tooth, eh?

Fuck it...I'd film a MILF Hunter episode with her, fo' sho'.


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Karma is a bitch, eh @FHQ? :hlp:;K :takitass: :axe: :ANAL:

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CultBuster wrote:
Aimee Anaya is ready to get off the phone, irongarmx, various blogs, and LIFT some weight! about an hour ago via Facebook for iPhone · Comment ·LikeUnlike · View Feedback (2)Hide Feedback (2)
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I really hope @fit implodes. [-o< [-o< [-o<
I'm so tired of thier self serving holier than thou attitude. And the world would be better off with fewer douchebags. Hi Couch :finga:
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tough old man wrote:I really hope @fit implodes. [-o< [-o< [-o<
I'm so tired of thier self serving holier than thou attitude. And the world would be better off with fewer douchebags. Hi Couch :finga:
Alas, he'll remain a douchebag regardless.

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Shafpocalypse Now wrote:The saddest thing about this is that we can't accuse couch of being a manfucker, since he's obviously a pussy addict.
I consider that a redeeming characteristic. Holla.

Kazuya Mishima wrote:Lauren G. is the motherfucking TITTAYZ MONSTA but I guess she's getting a little long in the tooth, eh?

Fuck it...I'd film a MILF Hunter episode with her, fo' sho'.
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I suspect most of the lurkers are still below even page 200 of the couch thread, it will be a while before they add anything to the conversation, if they are capable of adding anything. Come to think of it, it would be nice to have some testimonials of @ssfitters who we have helped step back and see that even though teh cooch says it ain't a cult, that well, he is only right most of the time (speaking as a k-drinker). It does seem that the couch thread is recovering from a lengthy malaise in a big way, rock on :isdashit: !
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this might be a good moment to go all npr on folks and stop providing free content and raise funds for igx, a mouthy and ignoble cause.
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Kazuya Mishima wrote:Lauren G. is the motherfucking TITTAYZ MONSTA but I guess she's getting a little long in the tooth, eh?

Fuck it...I'd film a MILF Hunter episode with her, fo' sho'.
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Couch is going to sue every one of you fuckers for shit talking.
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