Recovering Crossfit hater

The One True Rant · **Joined:** Tue Feb 10, 2009 6:57 pm **Posts:** 832

I don't think anyone hated Crossfit as much as me but I’ve changed. I used to be plagued by the hate but not anymore. Time is a great healer and it has been a long time since I have bothered to do a Crossfit workout or even looked at a Crossfit site. Today I went on the couch thread and had no idea what anyone was talking about. This was a good sign. It means I no longer care. To me it was just a bunch of incoherent babbling from some very pathetic people. You know who you are. Crossfit like alcoholism is a disease that affects everyone even remotely associated with it. Many of you are still caught in the tangle resentment and frustration over a group of people that you have no control over. If you stopped doing Crossfit it’s a beginning but more needs to be done. You have to let it go and see it for what it is. Couch and his minions are sick and deluded people. Show them some love and tolreance but most of all you have to just ignore them.

Freki · **Joined:** Mon Jan 03, 2005 4:51 pm **Posts:** 1926

If it means anything to you, I believe Couch was raised Protestant.

The One True Rant · **Joined:** Tue Feb 10, 2009 6:57 pm **Posts:** 832

Freki wrote:

If it means anything to you, I believe Couch was raised Protestant.

I thought he was a joo.

Gary · **Joined:** Fri Jul 02, 2010 8:12 pm **Posts:** 235

The One True Rant wrote:

I don't think anyone hated niggers as much as me but I’m trying to change. I used to be plagued by the hate but I don't want to be anymore, because hating niggers and posting about it is kind of sad. Time is a great healer, but I still can't stop obsessing about colored folk and the shenanigans they get up to. This week I posted several times about my various nigger annoyances in the Free Speech Forum. My incoherent babbling about niggers probably comes across as very pathetic to some people. You know who you are. Nigger-hate like alcoholism is a disease that affects everyone even remotely associated with it. I am still caught in the tangle resentment and frustration over a group of nigger people that I have no control over. If I were to stop paying attention to darkies, it would be a beginning, but more needs to be done. I have to let it go and see it for what it is. Niggers are sick and deluded people. Show them some love and tolreance, but most of all you have to just ignore them.

The One True Rant · **Joined:** Tue Feb 10, 2009 6:57 pm **Posts:** 832

Gary wrote:

The One True Rant wrote:

I don't think anyone hated niggers as much as me but I’m trying to change. I used to be plagued by the hate but I don't want to be anymore, because hating niggers and posting about it is kind of sad. Time is a great healer, but I still can't stop obsessing about colored folk and the shenanigans they get up to. This week I posted several times about my various nigger annoyances in the Free Speech Forum. My incoherent babbling about niggers probably comes across as very pathetic to some people. You know who you are. Nigger-hate like alcoholism is a disease that affects everyone even remotely associated with it. I am still caught in the tangle resentment and frustration over a group of nigger people that I have no control over. If I were to stop paying attention to darkies, it would be a beginning, but more needs to be done. I have to let it go and see it for what it is. Niggers are sick and deluded people. Show them some love and tolreance, but most of all you have to just ignore them.

You’re beginning to become a nuisance boy. I love black women but I eschew black "men". I use the term 'man' loosely when dealing with your kind. You’re simply overgrown boys incapable of maintaining a job, car payments, rent and other things the average 16 year old white boy can handle. I realize that society places a great value on Negroes running around after each other in short pants, modern day minstrel shows and other assorted forms of shucking, jiving and goofing but I don’t. In actuality I find your kind more pitiable than contemptible but that gap is quickly closing.

Kazuya Mishima · **Joined:** Mon Nov 20, 2006 10:11 pm **Posts:** 2073

Gary wrote:

The One True Rant wrote:

I don't think anyone hated niggers as much as me but I’m trying to change. I used to be plagued by the hate but I don't want to be anymore, because hating niggers and posting about it is kind of sad. Time is a great healer, but I still can't stop obsessing about colored folk and the shenanigans they get up to. This week I posted several times about my various nigger annoyances in the Free Speech Forum. My incoherent babbling about niggers probably comes across as very pathetic to some people. You know who you are. Nigger-hate like alcoholism is a disease that affects everyone even remotely associated with it. I am still caught in the tangle resentment and frustration over a group of nigger people that I have no control over. If I were to stop paying attention to darkies, it would be a beginning, but more needs to be done. I have to let it go and see it for what it is. Niggers are sick and deluded people. Show them some love and tolreance, but most of all you have to just ignore them.

The One True Rant · **Joined:** Tue Feb 10, 2009 6:57 pm **Posts:** 832

Kazuya Mishima wrote:

Gary wrote:

The One True Rant wrote:

I don't think anyone hated niggers as much as me but I’m trying to change. I used to be plagued by the hate but I don't want to be anymore, because hating niggers and posting about it is kind of sad. Time is a great healer, but I still can't stop obsessing about colored folk and the shenanigans they get up to. This week I posted several times about my various nigger annoyances in the Free Speech Forum. My incoherent babbling about niggers probably comes across as very pathetic to some people. You know who you are. Nigger-hate like alcoholism is a disease that affects everyone even remotely associated with it. I am still caught in the tangle resentment and frustration over a group of nigger people that I have no control over. If I were to stop paying attention to darkies, it would be a beginning, but more needs to be done. I have to let it go and see it for what it is. Niggers are sick and deluded people. Show them some love and tolreance, but most of all you have to just ignore them.

Get Gary's dick out of your ass cracker.

The One True Rant · **Joined:** Tue Feb 10, 2009 6:57 pm **Posts:** 832

Kazuya Mishima wrote:

Gary wrote:

The One True Rant wrote:

I don't think anyone hated niggers as much as me but I’m trying to change. I used to be plagued by the hate but I don't want to be anymore, because hating niggers and posting about it is kind of sad. Time is a great healer, but I still can't stop obsessing about colored folk and the shenanigans they get up to. This week I posted several times about my various nigger annoyances in the Free Speech Forum. My incoherent babbling about niggers probably comes across as very pathetic to some people. You know who you are. Nigger-hate like alcoholism is a disease that affects everyone even remotely associated with it. I am still caught in the tangle resentment and frustration over a group of nigger people that I have no control over. If I were to stop paying attention to darkies, it would be a beginning, but more needs to be done. I have to let it go and see it for what it is. Niggers are sick and deluded people. Show them some love and tolreance, but most of all you have to just ignore them.

How would you react if Gary was a joo? Phag.

Yes I Have Balls · **Posted:** Tue Aug 31, 2010 6:20 pm

Gary wrote:

The One True Rant wrote:

I don't think anyone hated niggers as much as me but I’m trying to change. I used to be plagued by the hate but I don't want to be anymore, because hating niggers and posting about it is kind of sad. Time is a great healer, but I still can't stop obsessing about colored folk and the shenanigans they get up to. This week I posted several times about my various nigger annoyances in the Free Speech Forum. My incoherent babbling about niggers probably comes across as very pathetic to some people. You know who you are. Nigger-hate like alcoholism is a disease that affects everyone even remotely associated with it. I am still caught in the tangle resentment and frustration over a group of nigger people that I have no control over. If I were to stop paying attention to darkies, it would be a beginning, but more needs to be done. I have to let it go and see it for what it is. Niggers are sick and deluded people. Show them some love and tolreance, but most of all you have to just ignore them.

Nothing worse than having to cut and paste your own unoriginal opinion.

Kazuya Mishima · **Joined:** Mon Nov 20, 2006 10:11 pm **Posts:** 2073

The One True Rant wrote:

How would you react if Gary was a joo? Phag.

How would your family react if I stomped a mudhole in your ass and proceeded to walk it dry.

Stillwater · **Joined:** Mon Aug 04, 2008 4:04 pm **Posts:** 258

You can take the crossifit out of an attention whore...

The One True Rant · **Joined:** Tue Feb 10, 2009 6:57 pm **Posts:** 832

Kazuya Mishima wrote:

The One True Rant wrote:

How would you react if Gary was a joo? Phag.

How would your family react if I stomped a mudhole in your ass and proceeded to walk it dry.

They would like to see that happen and so would I.

Kazuya Mishima · **Joined:** Mon Nov 20, 2006 10:11 pm **Posts:** 2073

The One True Rant wrote:

Kazuya Mishima wrote:

The One True Rant wrote:

How would you react if Gary was a joo? Phag.

How would your family react if I stomped a mudhole in your ass and proceeded to walk it dry.

They would like to see that happen and so would I.

I bet they would...assuming you have a family I bet they're as sick of your miserable ass as we are.

protobuilder · **Joined:** Fri Jun 06, 2008 1:17 pm **Posts:** 1855

Is Rant still using "crossfit" to try and stay relevant?

The One True Rant · **Joined:** Tue Feb 10, 2009 6:57 pm **Posts:** 832

You can all rot in hell...bastards. :superfuckingpissed:

Freki · **Joined:** Mon Jan 03, 2005 4:51 pm **Posts:** 1926

Stillwater wrote:

You can take the crossifit out of an attention whore...

DVD Pimp · **Joined:** Fri Jul 02, 2010 11:12 am **Posts:** 77

Stillwater wrote:

You can take the crossifit out of an attention whore...

Personally, I have nothing against Crossfitters, so long as they keep themselves clean, speak only when spoken to, and stay in thier own part of town.

Shafpocalypse Now · **Joined:** Fri Feb 04, 2005 11:26 pm **Posts:** 9971

Whereas most of you have a solid year or three of @F scorn under your belt, some of us are creeping up on 5-6 years. Rolling the karmic weight of scantily clad attention whores, both male and female, up the mountain like Sisyphus eventually get boring.

The One True Rant · **Joined:** Tue Feb 10, 2009 6:57 pm **Posts:** 832

Shafpocalypse Now wrote:

Whereas most of you have a solid year or three of @F scorn under your belt, some of us are creeping up on 5-6 years. Rolling the karmic weight of scantily clad attention whores, both male and female, up the mountain like Sisyphus eventually get boring.

Thanks for validating me.

Gin Master · **Joined:** Fri Aug 29, 2008 2:41 am **Posts:** 1403

Rant · **Joined:** Fri Apr 02, 2010 6:39 pm **Posts:** 93

Kazuya Mishima wrote:

The One True Rant wrote:

Kazuya Mishima wrote:

The One True Rant wrote:

How would you react if Gary was a joo? Phag.

How would your family react if I stomped a mudhole in your ass and proceeded to walk it dry.

They would like to see that happen and so would I.

I bet they would...assuming you have a family I bet they're as sick of your miserable ass as we are.

Fuck that man, don't mention his family mother fucker that's a weak fucking take. It's actually a man code violation. Don't cross the line again, keep it on wax only.

The One True Rant · **Joined:** Tue Feb 10, 2009 6:57 pm **Posts:** 832

Rant wrote:

Kazuya Mishima wrote:

The One True Rant wrote:

Kazuya Mishima wrote:

The One True Rant wrote:

How would you react if Gary was a joo? Phag.

How would your family react if I stomped a mudhole in your ass and proceeded to walk it dry.

They would like to see that happen and so would I.

I bet they would...assuming you have a family I bet they're as sick of your miserable ass as we are.

Fuck that man, don't mention his family mother fucker that's a weak fucking take. It's actually a man code violation. Don't cross the line again, keep it on wax only.

Don't settle for cheap imitations. Rant is not the real Rant.

Rant__ · **Joined:** Thu Jul 15, 2010 1:26 am **Posts:** 3

The One True Rant wrote:

Rant wrote:

Kazuya Mishima wrote:

The One True Rant wrote:

Kazuya Mishima wrote:

The One True Rant wrote:

How would you react if Gary was a joo? Phag.

How would your family react if I stomped a mudhole in your ass and proceeded to walk it dry.

They would like to see that happen and so would I.

I bet they would...assuming you have a family I bet they're as sick of your miserable ass as we are.

Fuck that man, don't mention his family mother fucker that's a weak fucking take. It's actually a man code violation. Don't cross the line again, keep it on wax only.

Don't settle for cheap imitations. Rant is not the real Rant.

I'm not going to put up with this much longer.

The One True Rant · **Joined:** Tue Feb 10, 2009 6:57 pm **Posts:** 832

Rant__ wrote:

The One True Rant wrote:

Rant wrote:

Kazuya Mishima wrote:

The One True Rant wrote:

Kazuya Mishima wrote:

The One True Rant wrote:

How would you react if Gary was a joo? Phag.

How would your family react if I stomped a mudhole in your ass and proceeded to walk it dry.

They would like to see that happen and so would I.

I bet they would...assuming you have a family I bet they're as sick of your miserable ass as we are.

Fuck that man, don't mention his family mother fucker that's a weak fucking take. It's actually a man code violation. Don't cross the line again, keep it on wax only.

Don't settle for cheap imitations. Rant is not the real Rant.

I'm not going to put up with this much longer.

Some one has a lot of time on his hands. The only real Rant is The One True Rant.

syaigh · **Posted:** Wed Sep 01, 2010 5:48 pm

It's easier to post on the couch thread than get in arguments with yourself. :-k

Stuck at a beachhouse with relatives you hate? Kids driving you up the wall sideways? Still have to maintain your composure and not set fire to your neighbor's house?

Well, the couch thread is there to absorb all the anger, frustration, and rage and the only people you risk offending are internet voyeurs who should know better than to get angry at satire. True, it requires insight . . . and a sense of humor . . . maybe some gin.

The couch thread is like a fine wine, best enjoyed at your leisure, for pure pleasure, or to take the edge off an otherwise rough day. And besides, its full of porn. Who doesn't love that?

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