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Post by Grandpa's Spells » Mon Apr 12, 2010 3:31 pm

I was looking for some mindless entertainment, but not this mindless. That was some dumb shit right there. Lots of ridiculously bad CGI blood inserted in all fight scenes.
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Post by DrDonkeyLove » Tue Apr 13, 2010 4:02 am

You just saved me $4.99.
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Post by Fat Cat » Sat Apr 17, 2010 5:58 am

Rather enjoyed this in a vampire versus werewolf sort of way.
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Post by Holland Oates » Sat Apr 17, 2010 1:15 pm

I loved it.

But only because I got exactly what I was expecting.

In fact I got more since I expected it to suck out loud.

It's worth a rent.
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Post by Bobby » Mon Apr 26, 2010 1:39 am

Both me and my eldest son enjoyed it.Will this be the first in a whole series of Ninja movies?
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Post by Fat Cat » Mon Apr 26, 2010 8:00 pm

I watched an awesome old Ninja movie last night, Shinobi-no-mono (1962). Highly recommended.
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Post by DARTH » Wed Apr 28, 2010 9:34 pm

Fat Cat wrote:I watched an awesome old Ninja movie last night, Shinobi-no-mono (1962). Highly recommended.

NINJA III The Domination!

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Micheal Dudikoff is AMERICAN NINJA!

Actually the best ninja movie I saw and the very first was on ABC TV around 1981-2 and it was about an American kid who is raised in America by a Ninja. When he is a Baby the dude tosses the kid in the pool and when the kid tries to swim, he is deemed worthy to train as a Ninja.

Scenes with the kid haging from the prorch roof as a kid and then as a teen. Some Rednecks fighting and the young kid being impressed so his Japanese Step Dad walks up to the biggest one, pokes him in the chest "You are very Strong!" and then the big guy passes out.




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Post by Fat Cat » Wed Apr 28, 2010 11:40 pm

My wife and I tried to watch American Ninja not too long ago. It was pretty ridiculous.
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Post by Bobby » Thu Apr 29, 2010 1:36 am

I am lucky in that my wife loves all the old kung fu and ninja movies.(Examples are 36th chamber of Shaolin,Shaolin temple all the old Jackie Chan movies and of course the ninja movies).Another movie I liked was Shogun Assassin.
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Post by Fat Cat » Thu Apr 29, 2010 1:58 am

If you liked Shogun Assassin you should check out the original films that it was constructed from. They are much better. Here is the first:

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Re: Ninja Assassin

Post by Bobby » Thu Apr 29, 2010 10:53 pm

Thanks,I`ll do that!
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Post by nightrider » Wed May 05, 2010 7:24 pm

I like all jet Lie movies =D> . But this year Ninja Assassin was the best if we're going to talk about the figthing scenes man it's so great! it's very funny 'coz while watching, I try to act also. \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/
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Post by Bobby » Fri Nov 21, 2014 9:50 pm

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Post by DARTH » Tue Nov 25, 2014 12:07 am

Fat Cat wrote:If you liked Shogun Assassin you should check out the original films that it was constructed from. They are much better. Here is the first:

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Re: Ninja Assassin

Post by Fat Cat » Wed Nov 26, 2014 11:42 pm

I am currently on volume 19 of 28. Truly one of the greatest stories, in any genre, of all time.
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