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shit my dad says

Posted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 3:11 am
by SAR
This fucking cracked me up.
On Getting in Trouble at School “Why would you throw a ball in someone’s face?…Huh. That’s a pretty good reason. Well, I can’t do much about your teacher being pissed, but me and you are good.”
On Toilet Training “You are four years old. You have to shit in the toilet. This is not one of those negotiations where we’ll go back and forth and find a middle ground. This ends with you shitting in a toilet.”
On Accidentally Eating Dog Treats “Snausages? I’ve been eating dog treats? Why the fuck would you put them on the counter where the rest of the food is? Fuck it, they’re delicious. I will not be shamed by this.
If you work hard and study hard, and you fuck up, that’s okay. If you fuck up and you fuck up, then you’re a fuckup,

I don't remember ever laughing this hard at a book.

Re: shit my dad says

Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 3:05 am
by Holeyfraggaroley
Yeah I book marked a while ago. Its still damn funny.

Re: shit my dad says

Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 6:35 pm
by johno
I looked at this book with no intention of buying it. Within 15 seconds, I was laughing out loud. Sold.