The couch thread

Topics without replies are pruned every 365 days. Not moderated.

Moderator: Dux

User avatar
nafod
Lifetime IGer
Posts: 12781
Joined: Sat Apr 22, 2006 5:01 pm
Location: Looking in your window

Re: The couch thread

Post by nafod »

Hebrew Hammer wrote:1. A franchise tax has nothing to do with franchising.
Exhibit A of why I hate lawyers and lawyering and the laws they make.
Don’t believe everything you think.

User avatar
Yes I Have Balls
Top
Posts: 2431
Joined: Wed Dec 02, 2009 4:05 pm
Location: Wherever they's a fight so hungry people can eat

Re: The couch thread

Post by Yes I Have Balls »

Disgusting pig Renee pokes her ugly fucking snout into another conversation:

(Cut and paste if you haven't disabled referrers in your browser yet).

http://board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?p=712389

TerryB
Sergeant Commanding
Posts: 9697
Joined: Fri Jun 06, 2008 1:17 pm

Re: The couch thread

Post by TerryB »

Yes I Have Balls wrote:Disgusting pig Renee pokes her ugly fucking snout into another conversation:

(Cut and paste if you haven't disabled referrers in your browser yet).

http://board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?p=712389
Some unintentional hilarity from that thread:
random cultfit fag wrote:The latest Louie Simmons video heavily critiques our squats (Tony Budding has a good air squat, but weak hips for box squatting).
Apologist John Brown wrote:Most of the names you mentioned, left CrossFit voluntarily, they may not have known it at the time, but they made the choice.
"Know that! & Know it deep you fucking loser!"

Image

User avatar
Yes I Have Balls
Top
Posts: 2431
Joined: Wed Dec 02, 2009 4:05 pm
Location: Wherever they's a fight so hungry people can eat

Re: The couch thread

Post by Yes I Have Balls »

protobuilder wrote:Some unintentional hilarity from that thread:
random cultfit fag wrote:The latest Louie Simmons video heavily critiques our squats (Tony Budding has a good air squat, but weak hips for box squatting).
Apologist John Brown aka cocksucker wrote:Most of the names you mentioned, left CrossFit voluntarily, they may not have known it at the time, but they made the choice.
By FAR the best kind of hilarity!

TerryB
Sergeant Commanding
Posts: 9697
Joined: Fri Jun 06, 2008 1:17 pm

Re: The couch thread

Post by TerryB »

Tony Budding: good at squatting air.
"Know that! & Know it deep you fucking loser!"

Image

User avatar
Yes I Have Balls
Top
Posts: 2431
Joined: Wed Dec 02, 2009 4:05 pm
Location: Wherever they's a fight so hungry people can eat

Re: The couch thread

Post by Yes I Have Balls »

Another soon to be closed thread that will, eventually, question whether @fitters really do dominate other athletes in competition.

Arm Wrestling at the 2009 Gaymes

http://board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?p=712249

User avatar
Danny John
Gunny
Posts: 642
Joined: Thu Dec 06, 2007 2:51 am

Re: The couch thread

Post by Danny John »

"Most of the names you mentioned, left CrossFit voluntarily, they may not have known it at the time, but they made the choice."

If I ever meet Jason, I will salute him. During the French Revolution, "someone" said: "As soon as I find out where my people are going, I will lead them there." Jason's insight is delightful and deserves a place of honor.

User avatar
Yes I Have Balls
Top
Posts: 2431
Joined: Wed Dec 02, 2009 4:05 pm
Location: Wherever they's a fight so hungry people can eat

Re: The couch thread

Post by Yes I Have Balls »

42 Guests - Hi all you @fit faggots!

User avatar
WildGorillaMan
Sergeant Commanding
Posts: 9951
Joined: Wed Jan 07, 2009 9:01 pm

Re: The couch thread

Post by WildGorillaMan »

protobuilder wrote:Tony Budding: good at squatting air.

Lollerskates.
Tony Budding has a good air squat, but weak hips for box squatting
Isn't that just another way of saying that he's as weak as a kitten?
Image
You'll Hurt Your Back

basically I'm Raoul Duke trying to fit into a Philip K. Dick movie remake.

TerryB
Sergeant Commanding
Posts: 9697
Joined: Fri Jun 06, 2008 1:17 pm

Re: The couch thread

Post by TerryB »

WildGorillaMan wrote:Isn't that just another way of saying that he's as weak as a kitten?
NO! He just hasn't yet mastered the modal and temporal domain of "squatting with weight."
"Know that! & Know it deep you fucking loser!"

Image

User avatar
Yes I Have Balls
Top
Posts: 2431
Joined: Wed Dec 02, 2009 4:05 pm
Location: Wherever they's a fight so hungry people can eat

Re: The couch thread

Post by Yes I Have Balls »

protobuilder wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote:Isn't that just another way of saying that he's as weak as a kitten?
NO! He just hasn't yet mastered the modal and temporal domain of "squatting with weight."
The good news is that @fit can take him from the air squat domain to 300LBs in just under 2 years.

User avatar
WildGorillaMan
Sergeant Commanding
Posts: 9951
Joined: Wed Jan 07, 2009 9:01 pm

Re: The couch thread

Post by WildGorillaMan »

Does Renee Lee even train? She's remarkably camera shy for a @fit broad: most of them have terabytes of hi rez digital images of themselves working out splashed all over the @fit blogosphere. The only image other than her profile pic that comes up on Google is her douchebag tat

Image

The kipping pullup are working, I see
Image
You'll Hurt Your Back

basically I'm Raoul Duke trying to fit into a Philip K. Dick movie remake.

User avatar
Yes I Have Balls
Top
Posts: 2431
Joined: Wed Dec 02, 2009 4:05 pm
Location: Wherever they's a fight so hungry people can eat

Re: The couch thread

Post by Yes I Have Balls »

Sign me up please!

Image
Last edited by Yes I Have Balls on Fri Dec 18, 2009 5:57 pm, edited 1 time in total.

User avatar
Yes I Have Balls
Top
Posts: 2431
Joined: Wed Dec 02, 2009 4:05 pm
Location: Wherever they's a fight so hungry people can eat

Re: The couch thread

Post by Yes I Have Balls »

WildGorillaMan wrote:Does Renee Lee even train? She's remarkably camera shy for a @fit broad:

She's as ugly as a mud fence in the rain. Thank GOD she doesn't post more pics.

Edit: I see that she has wisely removed most of her FAT pics from her testimonial thread [email protected] fit.

User avatar
WildGorillaMan
Sergeant Commanding
Posts: 9951
Joined: Wed Jan 07, 2009 9:01 pm

Re: The couch thread

Post by WildGorillaMan »

Yes I Have Balls wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote:Does Renee Lee even train? She's remarkably camera shy for a @fit broad:

She's as ugly as a mud fence in the rain. Thank GOD she doesn't post more pics.

Edit: I see that she has wisely removed most of her FAT pics from her testimonial thread [email protected] fit.
Link for the chubby chaserz plz
Image
You'll Hurt Your Back

basically I'm Raoul Duke trying to fit into a Philip K. Dick movie remake.

User avatar
Yes I Have Balls
Top
Posts: 2431
Joined: Wed Dec 02, 2009 4:05 pm
Location: Wherever they's a fight so hungry people can eat

Re: The couch thread

Post by Yes I Have Balls »

WildGorillaMan wrote:
Yes I Have Balls wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote:Does Renee Lee even train? She's remarkably camera shy for a @fit broad:

She's as ugly as a mud fence in the rain. Thank GOD she doesn't post more pics.

Edit: I see that she has wisely removed most of her FAT pics from her testimonial thread [email protected] fit.
Link for the chubby chaserz plz
Link was obviously much more grotesque before she removed her ugly "before" pics.

http://board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=43120

User avatar
Shafpocalypse Now
Lifetime IGer
Posts: 21281
Joined: Fri Feb 04, 2005 11:26 pm

Re: The couch thread

Post by Shafpocalypse Now »

Lovely, IGx gets referred to a BoundGods.com , a gay S&M site. HAHAHAHHAHAH.

Just the fact that they've done that means that we've won.

User avatar
Yes I Have Balls
Top
Posts: 2431
Joined: Wed Dec 02, 2009 4:05 pm
Location: Wherever they's a fight so hungry people can eat

Re: The couch thread

Post by Yes I Have Balls »

Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Lovely, IGx gets referred to a BoundGods.com , a gay S&M site. HAHAHAHHAHAH.

Just the fact that they've done that means that we've won.
Which of the mods you think was even aware of that site before hand? :-k

User avatar
Pinky
Sergeant Commanding
Posts: 7100
Joined: Mon Jan 03, 2005 9:09 pm

Re: The couch thread

Post by Pinky »

Yes I Have Balls wrote:
Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Lovely, IGx gets referred to a BoundGods.com , a gay S&M site. HAHAHAHHAHAH.

Just the fact that they've done that means that we've won.
Which of the mods you think was even aware of that site before hand? :-k
The ones who perform on it.
"The biggest problems that we’re facing right now have to do with George Bush trying to bring more and more power into the executive branch and not go through Congress at all."

User avatar
WildGorillaMan
Sergeant Commanding
Posts: 9951
Joined: Wed Jan 07, 2009 9:01 pm

Re: The couch thread

Post by WildGorillaMan »

Jesus Fucking Gorilla Christ




Profile:
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Boston MA
Posts: 2,119
Re: Without Further Ado...Renee's Testimonal!!11!eleventy!1!
hey guys, i need to do a little bit of bragging. it's my testimonial page, i'm allowed

I FINISHED MY FIRST 5K!!!

the summer before i started CFing, i was working on increasing my metcon through running. it was ugly. i was trying the "couch-to-5k" plan (google it), and my absolute best performance was 2.2 miles jogged without stopping (4.5mph ish)...somewhere in the middle of the summer...and i could never top that. i averaged about a mile at that pace. the furthest i've run at a shot for CF was 2 half miles for murph.

i went to CF Milford's fittest person in CT challenge yesterday and was really dejected after discovering the 3rd wod of the day was a 5k...i was dreading it all day, especially with my legs tightening up on me. i talked to a few guys about it and was like, "you know what? i'm finishing the damn thing. i don't care if i have to walk most of it, i'm finishing it"

lining up to start, i had giant butterflies and was almost ready to burst into tears (i may or may not have been crying for some stretches of the races, actually).

i got lapped by the front of the pack, and there were very short periods of walking. (i really did jog 80% of the first two laps, short stints of walking before returning to the slow jog)

after a couple of asthma attacks (i don't usually have asthma) and tear fests, I made it in at 40'01", STILL running, after everybody else had finished (there was another guy that DNFed, so i wasn't the LAST one)...but it was great that everybody stayed and waited >10 extra minutes for me to bring in the rear, cheering me on the whole time. i love crossfitters...seriously. most supportive group of people, bar none.

i finished my first 5k!
FORTY MINUTES for a 170lb woman who does @fit to run 5k!? That's, that's...elite, I guess.
Image
You'll Hurt Your Back

basically I'm Raoul Duke trying to fit into a Philip K. Dick movie remake.

User avatar
Anon
Top
Posts: 1771
Joined: Thu Feb 28, 2008 11:25 pm

Re: The couch thread

Post by Anon »

"Anonymous. Because none of us are as cruel as all of us."

User avatar
Shafpocalypse Now
Lifetime IGer
Posts: 21281
Joined: Fri Feb 04, 2005 11:26 pm

Re: The couch thread

Post by Shafpocalypse Now »

YIHB - nice tip on that Firefox referral thing. I don't need to look at accidental gay porn.

User avatar
Kraj
Sgt. Major
Posts: 3808
Joined: Sat Jul 01, 2006 2:41 am

Re: The couch thread

Post by Kraj »

This redirecting bullshit just goes to show what a classless group of shitbags the staff at CFHQ is. While they think they're "sticking it" to someone, all they're doing is showing what a group of unprofessional, immature, and lame roadkill maggots they are. The classy and professional thing to do would've been to ignore IGx and let the haters hate. I don't see Chevron redirecting people who bitch about their oil gouging. REAL companies put business and public relations ahead of personal vendettas and bullshit schoolyard games. CrossFitHQ just showed its hand and exposed itself for what it really is - a bunch of undeveloped (mentally, but judging from the pictures, physically as well) retard goons who are willing to risk it all just to play little games. They're too stupid to realize it, but what they've REALLY done with this redirecting nonsense is started bleeding into a pool full of pissed off piranhas. There's no mercy for them now.
Image

User avatar
Shafpocalypse Now
Lifetime IGer
Posts: 21281
Joined: Fri Feb 04, 2005 11:26 pm

Re: The couch thread

Post by Shafpocalypse Now »

I think the affiliates need to know. STAT!

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH.

User avatar
Shafpocalypse Now
Lifetime IGer
Posts: 21281
Joined: Fri Feb 04, 2005 11:26 pm

Re: The couch thread

Post by Shafpocalypse Now »

This is awesome, and shows that XFHQ really wants to show support for the troops by sending some horny, sex-starved soldiers some presents

Image

Post Reply