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The Gorilla thinks that it's only appropriate that ANYC tops page 1000.
HOLY MOLY!

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PAGE 1000!

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Holy Monday!!! Love Barky Videos!!!!

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AllisonNYC- I'm sure someone has alerted you to the flurry of photos WGM has posted here.....So congrats on making the Nationals
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like staring into the sun....
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I can't wait until page 2,000.

Fuck you @Fit and that gin soaked clown of a leader.
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justpassingthrough wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote: Image
The Gorilla thinks that it's only appropriate that ANYC tops page 1000.
HOLY MOLY!

I have a special place in my heart for ANYC. Unfortunately my heart is a cold dark basement with nothing but a maytag w/ chains and an unlimited supply of claw hammers.
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justpassingthrough wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote: Image
The Gorilla thinks that it's only appropriate that ANYC tops page 1000.
HOLY MOLY!

=D> =D> =D> =D> =D>
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The Bear Jew wrote:Hell yeah nigger!!!

I will sell this spot for naked pics of the jewess mother posted on the page before.
so the top of page 1000 is ^this^, instead of ANYC? fuck.
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Songjabong wrote:
The Bear Jew wrote:Hell yeah nigger!!!

I will sell this spot for naked pics of the jewess mother posted on the page before.
so the top of page 1000 is ^this^, instead of ANYC? fuck.
Kinda fitting, actually. A self-important, irrelevant fool making racial and religious slurs in the same post.

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Here's your first installment of Cracked Clavicle Monday.



Start at 1:40 to build the suspense and watch the caving knees.

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ButterCupPowerRanch wrote:I ran in the warrior dash with some guys from work yesterday. Had some lulz to myself when the one who "does" @fit endurance didn't show.
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Gin Master wrote:
Songjabong wrote:
The Bear Jew wrote:Hell yeah nigger!!!

I will sell this spot for naked pics of the jewess mother posted on the page before.
so the top of page 1000 is ^this^, instead of ANYC? fuck.
Kinda fitting, actually. A self-important, irrelevant fool making racial and religious slurs in the same post.



=D> =D> =D> =D> =D>

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Gin Master wrote:Here's your first installment of Cracked Clavicle Monday.



Start at 1:40 to build the suspense and watch the caving knees.
That elicited a true LOL. I'm glad no one was around to hear me say "that dumb fuck!"

I expected the clavicle to get broken from a grip slip on the thrusters...was never expecting him to fling off the bar doing pull-ups.

Very nice find. =D>

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Gin Master wrote:Here's your first installment of Cracked Clavicle Monday.



Start at 1:40 to build the suspense and watch the caving knees.
At the regional competition in Chicago, an 11 year old girl won some fan-involvement competition, rattling off 40+ pull ups. She then knocked out 30 more, before losing control of her momentum, flying through the air, bouncing her head on the ground and requiring medical attention. It was awesome.

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Gin Master wrote:
Songjabong wrote:
The Bear Jew wrote:Hell yeah nigger!!!

I will sell this spot for naked pics of the jewess mother posted on the page before.
so the top of page 1000 is ^this^, instead of ANYC? fuck.
Kinda fitting, actually. A self-important, irrelevant fool making racial and religious slurs in the same post.
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That's what he gets for wearing yellow fucking knee socks.
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Gin Master wrote:
Songjabong wrote:
The Bear Jew wrote:Hell yeah nigger!!!

I will sell this spot for naked pics of the jewess mother posted on the page before.
so the top of page 1000 is ^this^, instead of ANYC? fuck.
Kinda fitting, actually. A self-important, irrelevant fool making racial and religious slurs in the same post.
Edited it just for you luv

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Thank you, Bear Jew, for restoring order to the universe.
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Cave Canem wrote:Thank you, Bear Jew, for restoring order to the universe.
Yeah I get that several times a day.

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Gin Master wrote:Here's your first installment of Cracked Clavicle Monday.


Soooo.........close. You don't finish the last rep ? You don't get your "badass" merit badge !
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Is that accidental or on purpose ? Because I could see some peawit coming up with a barbell toss for time and/or distance WOD.
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