Can any of you guts pee higher than your head? Because I can.

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Can any of you guts pee higher than your head? Because I can.

Post by bennyonesix » Tue Jul 11, 2017 7:01 pm

I have asked this before either here or somewhere else, I can not remember.

But anyway, this morning in the shower I pee'd SIGNIFICANTLY higher than my head.

I refuse to believe any of you can do this in your decrepit boomer brokedick states.

But go ahead and make your false claims about how you can match my virility.

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Post by nafod » Tue Jul 11, 2017 7:23 pm

You have an under-sized prostate
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Post by DrDonkeyLove » Tue Jul 11, 2017 7:28 pm

Like holding a beachball underwater is easy in the beginning but becomes impossible to keep submerged before it eventually erupts to the surface, I'm picking up a homosexual vibe that cannot be denied.
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Post by bennyonesix » Tue Jul 11, 2017 11:33 pm

Never speak to me or my powerful urine stream again.

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Post by Thud » Wed Jul 12, 2017 1:16 am

Yes, when you're on your knees before me in the shower, I can pee over your head. Or on it, if you prefer.
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Post by johno » Wed Jul 12, 2017 2:43 am

A little prostate massage by Shape and you'll be bouncing pee off the ceiling. You know you want to.
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Post by Turdacious » Wed Jul 12, 2017 3:14 am

johno wrote:
Wed Jul 12, 2017 2:43 am
A little prostate massage by Shape and you'll be bouncing pee off the ceiling. You know you want to.
Maybe after some ping pong and pizza.
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Post by bennyonesix » Wed Jul 12, 2017 3:27 am

And of course none of you can do it.

Just as I knew.

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Post by DikTracy6000 » Wed Jul 12, 2017 11:41 am

If this thread does not resurrect Garm, nothing will.

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Post by climber511 » Wed Jul 12, 2017 12:34 pm

I guess when you have no lifts or feats of strength worth bragging about you have to talk about how you can pee.

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Post by nafod » Wed Jul 12, 2017 12:43 pm

Give me a couple of weeks, B16, and I'll be right there beside you

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Post by bennyonesix » Wed Jul 12, 2017 2:33 pm

climber511 wrote:
Wed Jul 12, 2017 12:34 pm
I guess when you have no lifts or feats of strength worth bragging about you have to talk about how you can pee.
Don't be sad.

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Post by Shapecharge » Wed Jul 12, 2017 3:46 pm

See, I told all you fuckers...Benji is 100 percent homo, not that there's anything wrong with that...and now we know he's into water sports. Most likely he's down with drinking his own piss straight from the fountain. Jesus you twisted little dweeb wtf happened to you? Do you want me to video me taking a piss and send it to you?

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Post by Turdacious » Wed Jul 12, 2017 8:20 pm

This thread needs a theme song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxVH5sKUlPg
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Post by seeahill » Thu Jul 13, 2017 12:42 am

probably not, though I can pee on your head, no problem.
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Post by buckethead » Thu Jul 13, 2017 2:29 am

I'm sure Mickey can

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Post by bennyonesix » Thu Jul 13, 2017 7:29 pm

He's a manlet though.

I am tall w long torso.

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Post by Turdacious » Fri Jul 14, 2017 3:33 am

bennyonesix wrote:
Thu Jul 13, 2017 7:29 pm
He's a manlet though.

I am tall w long torso.
Do you have any extra vertebrae in your neck?
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Post by bennyonesix » Fri Jul 14, 2017 3:55 am

No

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