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If the Empire had Defense Thinktanks
Posted: Sat May 12, 2012 2:35 am
by DARTH
Re: If the Empire had Defense Thinktanks
Posted: Sat May 12, 2012 2:48 am
by Turdacious
Re: If the Empire had Defense Thinktanks
Posted: Sat May 12, 2012 2:51 am
by WildGorillaMan
The comments are as good as the essay.
Re: If the Empire had Defense Thinktanks
Posted: Sat May 12, 2012 4:37 am
by Yes, I'm drunk
David Icke reckons the moon is a hollowed out planetoid* that is broadcasting mind altering frequencies to earth to control the human race, and that George Lucas knows this is true and that is why he designed the Death Star to look like a stylised version of the moon. It is all perfectly logical if you think about it.....
*There is actually some substance to this claim according to certain lunar scientists, but how far Icke stretches credulity on this point is moot.
Re: If the Empire had Defense Thinktanks
Posted: Sat May 12, 2012 9:19 pm
by DARTH
5) Practice, Practice, Practice. An entire legion of the Emperor’s best troops was defeated by a village of teddy bears fighting with sticks and stones. It’s just embarrassing. Clearly they needed better training in tactics, marksmanship, and hand-to-paw combat.
Right there.
Re: If the Empire had Defense Thinktanks
Posted: Sun May 13, 2012 4:40 am
by Turdacious
DARTH wrote:5) Practice, Practice, Practice. An entire legion of the Emperor’s best troops was defeated by a village of teddy bears fighting with sticks and stones. It’s just embarrassing. Clearly they needed better training in tactics, marksmanship, and hand-to-paw combat.
Right there.
Vader wasn't the only Sith apprentice, that is clearly.

Re: If the Empire had Defense Thinktanks
Posted: Sun May 13, 2012 5:59 am
by DARTH
WildGorillaMan wrote:The comments are as good as the essay.
Here is mine, just posted.
dztvader May 13, 2012 at 1:54 am
A the Emporer was planing for the Vong, it was one of the real reasons behind the Death Star and the huge military build up even after he solidified power.
He wanted the Rebellion crushed and a mutual assistence pact with the Chiss so he could focus on the coming threat.
Palpatine Sidious saw many things, he just could not see his own death and he counted out a power that is the opposite of fear, Love. (Love of a Father for his Son. and just a bit of “This S.O.B. tricked me into becoming his attack dog and now he wants me to watch him kill my boy. Down the shaft!”)
Down the shaft MOTHERFUCKER! if it was on IG.
A bunch of us should go there and just I.G.X the fuck out of the place.