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Well, maybe it's more of an accusation than a question. I want to know why your "people" tried to indoctrinate me and my fellow classmates into your cult during my middle school years. Why was I forced to sing Hava Nagila in Yiddish or whatever the fuck language it is sung in and (heavy sob!) why was I FORCED to dance some crazy dance that goes along with it? And I had to suffer though this indignity at least once a week or so with the added insult of there being no one within a hundred miles even remotely being Jewish! I have been carrying this pain and embarrassment for years! I'm having night sweats, bad dreams, and I'm biting my nails, fingering my asshole (maybe unrelated) and drinking heavily. I need counseling and compensation.

While I have suspected this may have happened to Kaz, Kraj, and Fatty, it comes as a surprise that you too suffered this fate. Tell me more as it doesn't quite add up yet. Were these the folks who inflicted this on you?

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WF6irnzAiI[/youtube]

The great man who introduced the song to America:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTCmKmofaKA[/youtube]

And a snappier version:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGXcTAHCcmo[/youtube]

On the contrary, I have only ever had positive relations with Jews I have known.

Aww fuck. Although the events really did happen I wasn't really tramatized. I was just tryin' to find a way to scam some cash. I'm sorry. Plus I feel guilty after reading that story about the Jewish Olympic weightlifter in Sports Illustrated this morning.

Shapecharge wrote:I was just tryin' to find a way to scam some cash.

Now you're speaking his language.