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I heard you touch the strippers tits in Canada? Or is that just fat ones with one tooth?

I've never seen a fat stripper up here.

Mostly what you get are hard bodied butterfaces: perfect fake tits, nice asses, hard abs, but a nose that was set poorly after being broken, or scars from going through a plate glass window face first.

And some places you can touch, some not. It also depends on what you're willing to spend.

In Windsor I was thrown out of a strip joint for blowing in a strippers asshole. The doorman was sympathetic and gave me passes to another club down the street

In Fort Erie (across from Buffalo) a buddy of mine told a stripper that she had nice hair. When she said thank you, he buried his face in her muff. She immediately started beating the shit out of him. The bouncers settled things down and kicked him out. As we were leaving with him, she had taken an alternate route to the front door where, still naked, she started beating on him anew.

In Fort Erie (across from Buffalo) a buddy of mine told a stripper that she had nice hair. When she said thank you, he buried his face in her muff. She immediately started beating the shit out of him. The bouncers settled things down and kicked him out. As we were leaving with him, she had taken an alternate route to the front door where, still naked, she started beating on him anew.

In Windsor I was thrown out of a strip joint for blowing in a strippers asshole. The doorman was sympathetic and gave me passes to another club down the street

Good times. Good times.

Fuck sticking my face in stripper-pussy. I don't need to know what gonorrhea of the nose is like.

You don't have to go to Canada to get a freaky strip club experience.
Head to East St. Louis and the surrounding "towns".

Drew0786 wrote:You don't have to go to Canada to get a freaky strip club experience.
Head to East St. Louis and the surrounding "towns".

Go on......

You can do what you want in Dallas strip clubs if you're willing to pay. Go the nice ones. Find a hot one, of which there are many, and take her to the VIP/champagne rooms. I have a buddy who screws a stripper or two a month in those places. He says the $300-600 he has to spend is still cheaper than maintaining a girlfriend. He's ugly as shit, so he's probably correct.

Had a gal kick a guys eye out of his head for trying to stick a finger in her .I find it ironic how quickly the quests start refering to them as whore's when they cant "pick them up "for love or money .We get a bunch of folks that are just there to get a load on and have a good time ,laugh, play the game .Then ya get the those with a very elevated opinion of themselves and are judgemental..and they are usally small in stature..we have beat the shit out of far more of this type than any.

Blaidd Drwg wrote:

Drew0786 wrote:You don't have to go to Canada to get a freaky strip club experience.
Head to East St. Louis and the surrounding "towns".

Go on......

Girls get completely nude. At the stage the girls let you touch them everywhere but the pussy and ass crack. Needless to say when I visited a Vegas strip club for the first time I was very disappointed.

There is a place called Roxy's that puts on these shower shows were two or more girls dyke out in the shower for about 15 to 20 minutes. I went there one night and this stripper was on stage squatted down in front of this guy squeezing her tits and squirting him in the face with milk.

There is also a place called the Platinum Club which features these upstairs private rooms. One of the girls there approached me once and said "For $60 I'll blow you and if you like how I do that for $100 more you can stick it in any hole you like."

Road trip to Drew's house!

tough old man wrote:Road trip to Drew's house!

Shotgun!

It can be a lot cheaper to rent than own.

See...it's the little things that make this place so special.

First Annual IGx Rendezvous at Drew's house!

Wait, just to be sure...these aren't 350+ pound dark-skinned ladies, right?

Now we can't all bum-rush Drew's place so a select advance team of IGx veterans will scout the area and report back.

Hey Drew ...ya ever go to Penthouse ?

Gary John wrote:It can be a lot cheaper to rent than own.

Indeed. When I was merchant I sailed with a guy like GinMaster mentioned. Once a month or so he would got to the city and spend the weekend with a high price girl. Every fantasy ever fulfilled, no drama or bullshit and cheaper in the long run.

Never saw the point. Why go to a place and blow your money to get a hard on for someone who wont take care of it unless you touch your nose with your finger so she knows you'll give her some blow for a blow.

I lived aroun Ft. Lauderdal for years, even lived with 2 strippers for a few months. Cokehead cunts most of them.

Was allways easier to go to a club and pick up some young and stupid tight pussy or a bar and go home with a mid to late 30's divorcee for a real dirty time.

We had a joke in Fla. that had alternat punch lines.

"What does a stripper do to her asshole before she goes to work?"
" Drop him off at band practice." or " Drop him off at the Outlaw's clubhouse."

One of the 2 I lived with was an ex-Outlaw whore who my buddy stupidly married.

knuckles wrote:Hey Drew ...ya ever go to Penthouse ?

Hey Knuckles. Yeah I've been to Penthouse a few times. That is one of the nicer establishments.

I am the bigger bald guy with glasses behind the bar .

knuckles wrote:I am the bigger bald guy with glasses behind the bar .

Are you his baby-daddy?

Huh?

knuckles wrote:I am the bigger bald guy with glasses behind the bar .

That must be a tough gig! Next time I'm there I'll say "Hi".

Hey Knuck, break down some more details on the guy that got his eye knocked out. Fuck so it was just laying there on the floor or what? What happened afterward?