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Happy Festivus

Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2012 1:05 pm
by powerlifter54
May you perform many random Feats of Strength throughout the year!

Re: Happy Festivus

Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2012 1:32 pm
by beefheart
We've all seen this dozens of times, of coarse, but it's still funny--

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dS7-jcsB_WQ[/youtube]

Frank Costanza: Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way.

Kramer: What happened to the doll?

Frank Costanza: It was destroyed. But out of that a new holiday was born … a Festivus for the rest of us!

Kramer: That must've been some kind of doll.

Frank Costanza: She was.

Re: Happy Festivus

Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2012 2:48 pm
by nafod
beefheart wrote:We've all seen this dozens of times, of coarse, but it's still funny--

Frank Costanza: Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way.

Kramer: What happened to the doll?

Frank Costanza: It was destroyed. But out of that a new holiday was born … a Festivus for the rest of us!

Kramer: That must've been some kind of doll.

Frank Costanza: She was.
Most Zen koans can only aspire to such profundity. Heh