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Latest in the pussification of America chronicles
Posted: Thu Jun 13, 2013 1:53 pm
by Turdacious
Cosmetic expert Nurse Jamie told MailOnline that she added 'Tighten the Tackle' to the list of services at her Santa Monica spa, Beauty Park, last year, and it has been a raving success.
Delicately describing the $575 non-surgical treatment, the blonde beautician says it involves using lasers to remove hair, erase wrinkles and correct discoloration on the scrotum.
Like women, she explains her male clients are keen to 'keep their garden kept' and it's purely for aesthetic reasons.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/artic ... know-.html
Re: Latest in the pussification of America chronicles
Posted: Thu Jun 13, 2013 3:41 pm
by robby mor
Re: Latest in the pussification of America chronicles
Posted: Thu Jun 13, 2013 4:43 pm
by nafod
I wonder if she could attach a laser to my tackle
Re: Latest in the pussification of America chronicles
Posted: Thu Jun 13, 2013 5:02 pm
by xox
too much money and time to worry about pointless shit would do that to you...
Maybe they give out "Most handsome scrotum of the year" awards and we are not just not aware of it :-)
Re: Latest in the pussification of America chronicles
Posted: Thu Jun 13, 2013 5:06 pm
by Turdacious
NURSE JAMIE'S TOP TEN MALE BEAUTY SECRETS
1. Toss your razor and opt for laser hair removal: These days shaving is optional. For silky smooth skin without the razor bumps, laser hair removal such as Soprano XL is a great option that will keep you hair-free for your night out.
2. Embrace self-tanning: Men should embrace self-tanning, especially gradual self-tanners. According to the Skin Cancer Foundation there is a 5.1per cent increase in the incidence of skin cancer in men over the age of 65. Nurse Jamie says: 'Dudes- protect yourself! Daily SPF is essential to your daily skincare regime.'
3. Exfoliate: Exfoliating cleansers and masks help to boost cell turnover. 'Push Fido to the side, exfoliating is your new best friend,' Nurse Jamie explains.
4. No more double chins: Non-invasive fat removal for men - the two most requested areas are the double chin and love handles. This procedure is pain-free with no down time.
5. Don’t neglect the brows: Nurse Jamie says that men need to maintain their brows as much as women do and it's important for them to get a shape that compliments their face.
6. Male Laser Lift: 'Tighten the tackle' with our Pixel Perfect laser. Remove discoloration from ingrown hairs, skin tags, overall general improvement of tone and texture in the area.
7. No grandpa eyes: Men can choose to have an in-office procedure using Botox and filler. For those who are scared by needles Nurse Jamie recommends EGF Stem Cell Repair Serum to cause cell turnover and minimize lines and wrinkles without irritation.
8. Don’t forget your water and vitamins: The Nurse Jamie Daily Multi Protect gives you your daily dose of vitamins and encourages your water intake.
9. Make sure to remove pore-causing products at night: Products like men’s hair gel and sculpting paste can be transferred to the skin and clog facial pores - causing breakouts. It's important to wash you face nightly and give your skin a breath of fresh air.
10. Keep nails groomed: You don’t need a full-blown manicure but its important to keep nails tidy. Keep nails regularly trimmed and filed, and clip hang nails. No biting!
I do take a multi, that makes me 10% beautiful.
Re: Latest in the pussification of America chronicles
Posted: Thu Jun 13, 2013 5:11 pm
by DikTracy6000
nafod wrote:I wonder if she could attach a laser to my tackle
that made me snork coffee. I was thinking more of a photon torpedos.
Re: Latest in the pussification of America chronicles
Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2013 12:45 am
by Kraj 2.0
Those procedures are strictly done by gay dudes, so it's not really any extra pussification, just a sign of the pussification that already exists.
Re: Latest in the pussification of America chronicles
Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2013 1:45 am
by Testiclaw
The FREE MARKET™ has spoken, and caters to a demand. I thought that's what you guys were all about? Why the butthurt?
Re: Latest in the pussification of America chronicles
Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2013 2:08 am
by milosz
If you keep reading the Daily Mail, your next step is the National Enquirer.
Re: Latest in the pussification of America chronicles
Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2013 2:15 am
by Herv100
Testiclaw wrote:The FREE MARKET™ has spoken, and caters to a demand. I thought that's what you guys were all about? Why the butthurt?
I think you missed the point, komrade
Re: Latest in the pussification of America chronicles
Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2013 2:16 am
by Testiclaw
Herv100 wrote:Testiclaw wrote:The FREE MARKET™ has spoken, and caters to a demand. I thought that's what you guys were all about? Why the butthurt?
I think you missed the point, komrade
Well, duh, that's what everybody does here.
Re: Latest in the pussification of America chronicles
Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2013 8:13 am
by cleaner464
Kraj 2.0 wrote:Those procedures are strictly done by gay dudes, so it's not really any extra pussification, just a sign of the pussification that already exists.
Bingo!
Re: Latest in the pussification of America chronicles
Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2013 8:13 am
by xox
Double dare: get your balls ironed and your butthole bleached!
http://www.cosmopolitan.com/advice/heal ... hing-trend
Re: Latest in the pussification of America chronicles
Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2013 12:03 pm
by Anon
Frogster wrote:Maybe they give out "Most handsome scrotum of the year" awards and we are not just not aware of it :-)
Rule 34