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How not to be a lesbian
Posted: Sun Jul 21, 2013 11:02 am
by Turdacious
Re: How not to be a lesbian
Posted: Sun Jul 21, 2013 12:34 pm
by Kenny X
And how exactly does one have sex with a house cat?
Re: How not to be a lesbian
Posted: Sun Jul 21, 2013 2:51 pm
by Protobuilder
You are assuming it was a male cat.
Re: How not to be a lesbian
Posted: Sun Jul 21, 2013 2:58 pm
by WildGorillaMan
Dr. Agkistrodon wrote:And how exactly does one have sex with a house cat?
I've heard of eating pussy but this is ridiculous.
Re: How not to be a lesbian
Posted: Sun Jul 21, 2013 2:59 pm
by WildGorillaMan
For that matter I've been munching this carpet for three hours and I still don't feel like a lesbian.
Re: How not to be a lesbian
Posted: Sun Jul 21, 2013 3:33 pm
by Kenny X
WildGorillaMan wrote:For that matter I've been munching this carpet for three hours and I still don't feel like a lesbian.
I don't even know where to begin with "muff diving" ... I've been to the bottom of the Monongahela river several times and there's no muff down there...
Re: How not to be a lesbian
Posted: Sun Jul 21, 2013 5:09 pm
by milosz
I'll place my wager on meth-assisted psychotic break.