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New User Intro

Posted: Sun Aug 25, 2013 11:58 am
by stanley_white
I recently registered after a long time lurking.

I am a veteran. I am a husband. I am a father. I am not certified in anything. I am Joe Average trying to evolve and maintain my gains.

Thank you to everyone for the amazing content this website offers. When I rediscovered kettlebells last year I read all 138 pages of the "Evolution of Kettlebell Lifting in America" thread and found it highly educational and funny. I send quality content from "The Couch Thread" to my cult fit buddies as part of my weekly harassment program. =D>

I also have a blog where I vomit forth what works for me if anyone wants to cuss or discuss the content.

http://sustainableevolution.wordpress.com/

I look forward to participating here.

Take care.

-Stan

Re: New User Intro

Posted: Sun Aug 25, 2013 12:02 pm
by Kenny X
Welcome! :happiness:

Re: New User Intro

Posted: Sun Aug 25, 2013 12:45 pm
by Dunn
stanley_white wrote:Gay shit
Fuck yourself.

Re: New User Intro

Posted: Sun Aug 25, 2013 12:56 pm
by stanley_white
Dunn wrote:
stanley_white wrote:Gay shit
Fuck yourself.
Exactly!

-Stan

Re: New User Intro

Posted: Sun Aug 25, 2013 12:58 pm
by syaigh
Welcome Stan. Don't reply to anything else in this thread, even if you really really really want to go camping with Shape.

Re: New User Intro

Posted: Sun Aug 25, 2013 1:08 pm
by Dunn
stanley_white wrote:
Dunn wrote:
stanley_white wrote:Gay shit
Fuck yourself.
Exactly!

-Stan
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Re: New User Intro

Posted: Sun Aug 25, 2013 2:07 pm
by Turdacious
stanley_white wrote:-Stan
This reminds me of @ and -s-. Don't.

Re: New User Intro

Posted: Sun Aug 25, 2013 2:34 pm
by T200
stanley_white wrote:I am not certified in anything.
Please send a $750 down payment for my certification program to [email protected]. That is an early bird down payment so get in now!

Re: New User Intro

Posted: Sun Aug 25, 2013 2:54 pm
by DikTracy6000
You sound boring as hell. You'll fit right in.
(edit) I read your blog-not bad.

Re: New User Intro

Posted: Sun Aug 25, 2013 3:19 pm
by dingleberry
Donate to the forum.

Post tits.

Re: New User Intro

Posted: Sun Aug 25, 2013 4:12 pm
by Cave Canem
dingleberry wrote:Donate to the forum.

Post tits.

This.

Re: New User Intro

Posted: Sun Aug 25, 2013 4:31 pm
by WildGorillaMan
Cave Canem wrote:
dingleberry wrote:Donate to the forum.

Post tits.

This.
And ass too.

Re: New User Intro

Posted: Sun Aug 25, 2013 4:46 pm
by Gary John
Don't introduce yourself.

Re: New User Intro

Posted: Sun Aug 25, 2013 4:56 pm
by Batboy2/75
Another fucking workout blog and with Kettlebells! You're not very creative; are you Stan?

Re: New User Intro

Posted: Sun Aug 25, 2013 5:30 pm
by Kenny X
WildGorillaMan wrote:
Cave Canem wrote:
dingleberry wrote:Donate to the forum.

Post tits.

This.
And ass too.
And lesbians sucking/licking/etc. their assorted tits and asses.

Re: New User Intro

Posted: Sun Aug 25, 2013 6:21 pm
by baffled
We already have a boring fitness blogger here, so go fuck yourself and hang out at the strong fist forums.

Re: New User Intro

Posted: Sun Aug 25, 2013 6:23 pm
by Dunn
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Re: New User Intro

Posted: Sun Aug 25, 2013 7:17 pm
by TerryB
His first post, and there's a link.

i hate this fucking guy.

Re: New User Intro

Posted: Sun Aug 25, 2013 9:23 pm
by Kenny X
You should reconsider your position proto. I checked out his website and its a wealth of information about alleviating gastrointestinal difficulties related to eating berries.



You should check it out...

Re: New User Intro

Posted: Sun Aug 25, 2013 9:26 pm
by powerlifter54
yada yada yada...When I rediscovered kettlebells... yada yada yada
What did they move to a different hemisphere?

In other words you left them in the garage behind the empty wine cooler cases until you found them while rooting through the debris of your life.

Re: New User Intro

Posted: Sun Aug 25, 2013 10:38 pm
by Thatcher II
Congratulations. You're pathetic in a way that inspires pure hate.

Re: New User Intro

Posted: Mon Aug 26, 2013 12:30 am
by Mickey O'neil
Pretty much everything Dunn posted goes for me as well. Fucking hell.

Re: New User Intro

Posted: Mon Aug 26, 2013 12:55 am
by T200
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Re: New User Intro

Posted: Tue Aug 27, 2013 3:22 am
by vern
Fuck off back to Chinatown White.

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Re: New User Intro

Posted: Tue Aug 27, 2013 3:27 am
by Hymen Asshole
Are you a nigger lover?