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I seriosly thought this guy would be dead by now, but you have to give the Muscle from Bussels his due. Most guys his age are pushing 300 lbs and look like a wet pile of dog shit.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7FIvfx5J10[/youtube]

Surprised there was no Van Damage.

Supposably done in one take. For a guy that is 53 and with the mileage Van Damme has piled on; not too fucking shabby.

Have you watched JCVD? Great little movie. Funny and clever

Blaidd Drwg wrote:Have you watched JCVD? Great little movie. Funny and clever

I just looked it up. I'll have to watch that.

powerlifter54 wrote:Surprised there was no Van Damage.

Heh

Blaidd Drwg wrote:Have you watched JCVD? Great little movie. Funny and clever

That was pretty clever.

Blaidd Drwg wrote:Have you watched JCVD? Great little movie. Funny and clever

Yes. I enjoyed that movie quite a bit! Check out this interview: http://www.theguardian.com/film/2012/au ... endables-2
He talks about his own arrogance, The Expendables, drug habits, banging Kylie Minogue in Thailand, and blowing off The View and other JCVD promotions to stay in Thailand and take care of his dog "Scarface" who had a stroke. He seems to have had some serious ups and downs and is one of the few people that have been able to level off their tailspin and keep cruising.

The rest of the acting in Expendables 2 was dogshit, as expected, but JCVD was great in it

Igor, an acquaintance of mine, almost beat him to death at a strip club quite a few years back.

He's a big-mouthed, midget cunt.

Must be a Republican.

cleaner464 wrote: ...midget...

How diminutive is this split-meister ?

Wait, 5'10" earns midget status?

The most impressive part is that those dudes are driving their semis in reverse.

Another crazy volvo commercial similar to the one Van Damme performed in. [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zXwOoeGzys[/youtube]

WildGorillaMan wrote:The most impressive part is that those dudes are driving their semis in reverse.

I don't know about that. Supposedly it was filmed w/JCVD starting in a full split and then coming up as the trucks went forward. Then the actual footage after edit is played backwards. People were talking about this last night at a party I was at. Seems much more believable...........

rjudo wrote:

WildGorillaMan wrote:The most impressive part is that those dudes are driving their semis in reverse.

I don't know about that. Supposedly it was filmed w/JCVD starting in a full split and then coming up as the trucks went forward. Then the actual footage after edit is played backwards. People were talking about this last night at a party I was at. Seems much more believable...........

The whole point of the commercial is you can drive semis with the Volvo system in reverse that precisely. It's incredibly difficult.

rjudo wrote:

WildGorillaMan wrote:The most impressive part is that those dudes are driving their semis in reverse.

I don't know about that. Supposedly it was filmed w/JCVD starting in a full split and then coming up as the trucks went forward. Then the actual footage after edit is played backwards. People were talking about this last night at a party I was at. Seems much more believable...........

Better, less retarded theory: They used a green screen.

OCG wrote:

rjudo wrote:

WildGorillaMan wrote:The most impressive part is that those dudes are driving their semis in reverse.

I don't know about that. Supposedly it was filmed w/JCVD starting in a full split and then coming up as the trucks went forward. Then the actual footage after edit is played backwards. People were talking about this last night at a party I was at. Seems much more believable...........

Better, less retarded theory: They used a green screen.

Yes, the Reverse or Anti Occam's Razor theory!

cleaner464 wrote:Igor, an acquaintance of mine, almost beat him to death at a strip club quite a few years back.

He's a big-mouthed, midget cunt.

Must be a Republican.

Chuck Zito?

Batboy2/75 wrote:

Blaidd Drwg wrote:Have you watched JCVD? Great little movie. Funny and clever

I just looked it up. I'll have to watch that.

It's on Showtime On Demand down here. Checked it out earlier today. Pretty fun flick.

rjudo wrote:

WildGorillaMan wrote:The most impressive part is that those dudes are driving their semis in reverse.

I don't know about that. Supposedly it was filmed w/JCVD starting in a full split and then coming up as the trucks went forward. Then the actual footage after edit is played backwards. People were talking about this last night at a party I was at. Seems much more believable...........

I read that it was all fake and that he was never even on the set.

It was on the Internet so obviously truth.

Seriously... VD is 53 and still fit and hitting the marks. Why is that so fucking hard for people to give credit to?
He's been an asshole in his past and he's admitted it. That's called maturity.
As far as Chuck Zito or bouncers...... good luck with that. Right up there with trauma surgeons and para rescue.
Very cool commercial. Thomas Kurz in a split with a girl on his thigh 15 years ago claimed he could barely walk afterwards.

Tom, that's a serious man crush you're sporting there.

Kazuya Mishima wrote:Tom, that's a serious man crush you're sporting there.

http://blogs.wsj.com/speakeasy/2013/11/ ... mme-video/

There goes that "Less Retarded" Theory.