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First post - intro

Posted: Fri Dec 27, 2013 11:50 pm
by aussie luke
Hello sailors,

All your Christmas wishes have come true - yet another kattle ball fondling, strength-avoiding forum botherer has arrived.

33 yo male, 5"11, 80kg, blonde, blue eyes... Australian born, lived in England 15 years, now back in boganville Aus.

Been playing with kbs and posting shit (and training log) on DJs forum for years, change from one program to another approximately every 7-8 minutes. Have a 9 month old boy and therefore about 3 minutes a day to train.

Currently following Sonnon's OALC progression and last night hit 10 mins at 9 rpm with a wrong style 24kg.

Now I'm here take your knowledges and offer absolutely fuck all in return.

Lucky you...

Re: First post - intro

Posted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 12:55 am
by DikTracy6000
It appears you've slipped under the radar. I didn't know gay marriage was the norm in Aus. Congrats on the 9 mo. old son and raising him in a two parent family.

Re: First post - intro

Posted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 1:06 am
by Kenny X
They have spiders that can kill you, in Australia I hear.

Re: First post - intro

Posted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 1:22 am
by seeahill
Your post comes up here on a Sunday in late winter. In America, god damn it, that's football time. If you had any sense, you'd have waited until after the Super Bowl. What the fuck is wrong with you.

Re: First post - intro

Posted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 1:26 am
by Cave Canem
I was going to say something sarcastic and snarky but then I realized I just don't give a shit.

Re: First post - intro

Posted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 1:41 am
by Mickey O'neil
I love Australian accents. Can you teach me some of the lingo, mate?

Re: First post - intro

Posted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 3:40 am
by aussie luke
Cave Canem wrote:I was going to say something sarcastic and snarky but then I realized I just don't give a shit.
Aww, go on...

Re: First post - intro

Posted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 5:06 am
by Turdacious
aussie luke wrote:Hello sailors,

All your Christmas wishes have come true - yet another kattle ball fondling, strength-avoiding forum botherer has arrived.
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Re: First post - intro

Posted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 5:23 am
by aussie luke
Turdacious wrote:
aussie luke wrote:Hello sailors,

All your Christmas wishes have come true - yet another kattle ball fondling, strength-avoiding forum botherer has arrived.
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I knew you'd be pleased

Re: First post - intro

Posted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 5:28 am
by DARTH
Fucking Criminal!

Buggery me thinks?

Re: First post - intro

Posted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 5:48 am
by nafod
80 kg? What's that in hectares? We speak English around here.

Re: First post - intro

Posted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 6:15 am
by Bobby
80kg=4.884 poods.

Re: First post - intro

Posted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 9:45 am
by The Crawdaddy
Welcome Inmate!

Now STFU.

Re: First post - intro

Posted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 9:59 am
by Bobby
Convict conditioning might be better for you,seeing that you started your life in kind of a penal colony?

Re: First post - intro

Posted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 10:17 am
by Bobby
Aussie Luke traveling home.

Re: First post - intro

Posted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 2:05 pm
by WildGorillaMan
Are blueberries in season down where you are?

Re: First post - intro

Posted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 10:45 pm
by Bobby
Proto thinking about having a holiday?

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Posted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 11:20 pm
by WildGorillaMan
Bobby wrote:Proto thinking about having a holiday?
That's dependant on hm googling Australia's age of consent.

Re: First post - intro

Posted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 11:42 pm
by Kenny X
WildGorillaMan wrote:
Bobby wrote:Proto thinking about having a holiday?
That's dependant on hm googling Australia's age of consent.
I thought it was strawberries that got proto's rocks off..

Re: First post - intro

Posted: Tue Dec 31, 2013 11:45 am
by odin
Bobby wrote:80kg=4.884 poods.
=D> That was good.


AussieLuke; I know your posts from occasionally viewing Dan John's Q&A forum. I concur about you offering fuck all in return.

Just kidding, welcome etc. Don't mention the fucking ashes.

Re: First post - intro

Posted: Tue Dec 31, 2013 1:57 pm
by aussie luke
nafod wrote:80 kg? What's that in hectares? We speak English around here.
80kg = 0.5 Americans

Re: First post - intro

Posted: Tue Dec 31, 2013 2:38 pm
by Bobby
80kg would be an american M size t-shirt.