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So my Mom was in the Maryland Mall shooting thing..

Posted: Sun Jan 26, 2014 12:57 am
by Blaidd Drwg
She's babysitting my niece. I get a text.
We're still on god damn lockdown. Pissed I don't have a gun in this diaper bag. SWAT made us run really fast. I need to include sprints in my training. What's up with you guys?

Re: So my Mom was in the Maryland Mall shooting thing..

Posted: Sun Jan 26, 2014 1:06 am
by Turdacious
First of all, glad they're ok. And...
=D> =D> =D> =D> =D>

Re: So my Mom was in the Maryland Mall shooting thing..

Posted: Sun Jan 26, 2014 1:28 am
by Kenny X
I'm glad she's okay!

Re: So my Mom was in the Maryland Mall shooting thing..

Posted: Sun Jan 26, 2014 1:35 am
by Blaidd Drwg
Me too....I guess.

We have had a long standing one-upmanship thing about being nonchalant in the face of fuct up stuff. Called her once from the e-room after crashing my motorcycle...Her first question.."So, how's the bike?"

I think she's winning this game.

Re: So my Mom was in the Maryland Mall shooting thing..

Posted: Sun Jan 26, 2014 1:43 am
by syaigh
I hope my kids think I'm a badass one day. They might already.

Re: So my Mom was in the Maryland Mall shooting thing..

Posted: Sun Jan 26, 2014 2:09 am
by Ericc
Glad to hear she's ok. I live right down the street from the Mall. My home town.
If she needs anything let me know.

Re: So my Mom was in the Maryland Mall shooting thing..

Posted: Sun Jan 26, 2014 2:25 am
by Blaidd Drwg
Ericc wrote:Glad to hear she's ok. I live right down the street from the Mall. My home town.
If she needs anything let me know.

Thank you. Don't mean to be glib about your community. I hope this shit settles out.

Re: So my Mom was in the Maryland Mall shooting thing..

Posted: Sun Jan 26, 2014 2:32 am
by Kenny X
syaigh wrote:I hope my kids think I'm a badass one day. They might already.
They do. You are basically my mom, when I was your kid's age and I definitely recognized her badassedry.

Re: So my Mom was in the Maryland Mall shooting thing..

Posted: Sun Jan 26, 2014 2:33 am
by syaigh
Dr. Agkistrodon wrote:
syaigh wrote:I hope my kids think I'm a badass one day. They might already.
They do. You are basically my mom, when I was your kid's age and I definitely recognized her badassedry.
You make me happy. :)

Re: So my Mom was in the Maryland Mall shooting thing..

Posted: Sun Jan 26, 2014 2:34 am
by Blaidd Drwg
syaigh wrote:
Dr. Agkistrodon wrote:
syaigh wrote:I hope my kids think I'm a badass one day. They might already.
They do. You are basically my mom, when I was your kid's age and I definitely recognized her badassedry.
You make me happy. :)

He said bad assery...not Big Assery.

Re: So my Mom was in the Maryland Mall shooting thing..

Posted: Sun Jan 26, 2014 2:35 am
by Sassenach
Glad your mom is okay.

Might I suggest this for next Hogswatch:
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Re: So my Mom was in the Maryland Mall shooting thing..

Posted: Sun Jan 26, 2014 2:35 am
by syaigh
Blaidd Drwg wrote:
syaigh wrote:
Dr. Agkistrodon wrote:
syaigh wrote:I hope my kids think I'm a badass one day. They might already.
They do. You are basically my mom, when I was your kid's age and I definitely recognized her badassedry.
You make me happy. :)

He said bad assery...not Big Assery.
You make me happier. :)

Re: So my Mom was in the Maryland Mall shooting thing..

Posted: Sun Jan 26, 2014 2:36 am
by Holland Oates
I love her response.

1. I'm pissed I'm not packing heat.
2. We need to add sprints into my training.

I love her so much.

Re: So my Mom was in the Maryland Mall shooting thing..

Posted: Sun Jan 26, 2014 4:22 am
by Batboy2/75
Don't worry, leave the guns to the professionals. You sit there like a dumb cow in a slaughter house waiting for the police.


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Fucking bring out the clowns time. just what the hell does he need with all that shit? Your tax dollars at work; so wantabee fags can play soldier.

I'll go on record that most SWAT officers are Delta DEVGRU Spec ops wantabee that never had the stones to do the real thing in the military.

Re: So my Mom was in the Maryland Mall shooting thing..

Posted: Sun Jan 26, 2014 4:28 am
by Turdacious
Jezzy Bell wrote:Glad your mom is okay.

Might I suggest this for next Hogswatch:
Unfortunately for BD's mom, getting a concealed carry permit in MD is extremely difficult-- you pretty much have to be a LEO.

Re: So my Mom was in the Maryland Mall shooting thing..

Posted: Sun Jan 26, 2014 4:39 am
by Blaidd Drwg
True knowledge. MD is fuct like this.

Re: So my Mom was in the Maryland Mall shooting thing..

Posted: Sun Jan 26, 2014 4:46 am
by DARTH
Blaidd Drwg wrote:True knowledge. MD is fuct like this.
Yes it is.

Could not pay me to live there.

I am glad your Mom is OK.

Re: So my Mom was in the Maryland Mall shooting thing..

Posted: Sun Jan 26, 2014 7:00 am
by The Ginger Beard Man
Damn. Glad they're alright.

Re: So my Mom was in the Maryland Mall shooting thing..

Posted: Sun Jan 26, 2014 12:39 pm
by DPR
Batboy2/75 wrote:Don't worry, leave the guns to the professionals. You sit there like a dumb cow in a slaughter house waiting for the police.

Fucking bring out the clowns time. just what the hell does he need with all that shit? Your tax dollars at work; so wantabee fags can play soldier.

I'll go on record that most SWAT officers are Delta DEVGRU Spec ops wantabee that never had the stones to do the real thing in the military.
WTF? Where are his knee pads, elbow pads, and tactical gloves?

Re: So my Mom was in the Maryland Mall shooting thing..

Posted: Sun Jan 26, 2014 1:13 pm
by WildGorillaMan
Glad your kin are alright.

Re: So my Mom was in the Maryland Mall shooting thing..

Posted: Sun Jan 26, 2014 2:03 pm
by nafod
Batboy2/75 wrote:Don't worry, leave the guns to the professionals. You sit there like a dumb cow in a slaughter house waiting for the police.


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Fucking bring out the clowns time. just what the hell does he need with all that shit? Your tax dollars at work; so wantabee fags can play soldier.

I'll go on record that most SWAT officers are Delta DEVGRU Spec ops wantabee that never had the stones to do the real thing in the military.
What's he got that is extraneous?

Re: So my Mom was in the Maryland Mall shooting thing..

Posted: Sun Jan 26, 2014 2:17 pm
by dingleberry
Glad your people are ok.

I toy with the idea of a concealed weapon permit everyday.

Re: So my Mom was in the Maryland Mall shooting thing..

Posted: Sun Jan 26, 2014 2:18 pm
by DPR
Why is his ejection port cover open?

Re: So my Mom was in the Maryland Mall shooting thing..

Posted: Sun Jan 26, 2014 3:14 pm
by Turdacious
Really surprising about this mall shooting-- it's getting reported as being essentially in Baltimore. The hoco is not Baltimore.

Re: So my Mom was in the Maryland Mall shooting thing..

Posted: Sun Jan 26, 2014 4:07 pm
by TomFurman
Glad to hear she's safe and has a sense of humor.