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Fred Phelps (Westboro Baptist) dies. No funeral planned.
Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2014 8:48 pm
by seeahill
"Fred Phelps -- the founding pastor of a Kansas church known for its virulently anti-gay protests at public events, including military funerals -- has died, the church said Thursday.
Shirley Phelps-Roper, Phelps' daughter, said Westboro will not hold a funeral."
Now that's just chickenshit.
Re: Fred Phelps (Westboro Baptist) dies. No funeral planned
Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2014 8:57 pm
by Grandpa's Spells
Apparently he was recently excommunicated. I want to know what you have to do to get kicked out of that church.
Re: Fred Phelps (Westboro Baptist) dies. No funeral planned
Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2014 9:04 pm
by nafod
We should hold one anyway.

Re: Fred Phelps (Westboro Baptist) dies. No funeral planned
Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2014 9:31 pm
by dead man walking
Grandpa's Spells wrote:Apparently he was recently excommunicated. I want to know what you have to do to get kicked out of that church.
impersonate a catholic priest
Re: Fred Phelps (Westboro Baptist) dies. No funeral planned
Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2014 10:17 pm
by WildGorillaMan
nafod wrote:We should hold one anyway.

That was lulzy.
Re: Fred Phelps (Westboro Baptist) dies. No funeral planned
Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2014 10:42 pm
by CrapSammich
Most of the members of Phelps' Westboro Baptist Church are members of his large family. Phelps has 13 children; 11 are attorneys. One son, Nathan, is estranged from his father and from organized religion. He is an atheist.
Nathan Phelps posted a Facebook message March 15 saying that his father had been excommunicated from the church. Later, though, Nathan Phelps said it was "unclear" whether his father had been expelled from Westboro.
Westboro declined to say whether Phelps has been excommunicated. A church statement said March 16 that "membership issues are private" and that eight unnamed elders lead the congregation.
On Thursday, the church added, "Listen carefully; there are no power struggles in the Westboro Baptist Church, and there is no human intercessor -- we serve no man, and no hierarchy, only the Lord Jesus Christ."
For years, Phelps joked about the possibility that his own funeral would draw protests. During a sermon in 2006, he said a CNN reporter once asked how he would feel if that occurred.
"I'd love it. I'd invite them," Phelps told the reporter, according to the Wichita Eagle. "I said: 'I'll put in my will to pay your way. But not first class.' "
http://www.cnn.com/2014/03/20/us/westbo ... nder-dead/
Re: Fred Phelps (Westboro Baptist) dies. No funeral planned
Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2014 10:45 pm
by Kenny X
That bunch of pussies! How about we just give Varg Vikernes a call, and have him burn the place down?

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Re: Fred Phelps (Westboro Baptist) dies. No funeral planned
Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2014 11:55 pm
by DARTH
Dr. Agkistrodon wrote:That bunch of pussies! How about we just give Varg Vikernes a call, and have him burn the place down?
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Heh-

Death Metal and assholes on fire! SWEET!
Re: Fred Phelps (Westboro Baptist) dies. No funeral planned
Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2014 6:55 pm
by j-cubed
Saw a phrase on twitter, was unable to actually verify, but I liked it:
Math trivia, Elizabeth Taylor had more husbands than there are active members of the Westboro Baptist Church today.
Re: Fred Phelps (Westboro Baptist) dies. No funeral planned
Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2014 7:57 pm
by DrDonkeyLove
If he's buried in a public cemetery, there's going to be tons of interesting things happening on and around that grave.