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Posted: **Mon Jun 02, 2014 5:42 pm**

Hi. I’m Michelle, a fat lady with a nutrition degree.

I’m not a registered dietitian, though I do have a 4-year degree in dietetics. My formal title is “diet tech,” which is a lesser-known role that involves screening people for nutritional risk, referring people to RDs, and also providing nutrition education.

That’s what I do – I educate people about healthy eating. What I don’t do, at present, is clinical work, meaning that I don’t prescribe special diets to help someone cure or manage a disease. When someone needs that kind of help, I refer them to a trusted RD.

Why “fat”?
Because, to be perfectly frank, I’m fat. And I’m telling you this up front because I don’t want you getting the wrong idea about me.

See, I’m not here to give you a stern talking-to about your weight, or your eating habits, or your lack of exercise. And I’m certainly not here to pretend that I’m perfect, that I know it all, and that you’d better do what I say or else.

Nope. Not even remotely.

But I can help you get to a friendly place with food and your body.

So, I call myself fat because not only am I fat, I’m also not especially bothered by it. Because the size of my body, and your body, is morally neutral. Fat doesn’t equal lazy or ugly or even, necessarily, unhealthy.

It’s just a word.

This all might seem a bit strange, since I’m bigger than most people, let alone most nutritionists — but I’m a pretty normal person. And a good nutritionist.

Who is also fat.

http://www.fatnutritionist.com/index.php/about/

Interdasting...

Posted: **Mon Jun 02, 2014 5:46 pm**

Hmm..

Well.. Hard to argue with her candor.

Posted: **Mon Jun 02, 2014 5:57 pm**

You, me and a vat of nutella

Posted: **Mon Jun 02, 2014 6:08 pm**

Nothing more than an enabler looking to make a buck off of lard asses unwilling to do anything about their weight.

Kind of like moral relativists, but for lard asses. If there are no universal standards, then there are no problems. That is, other than people that hold standards. Those evil bastards constantly shit in the punch bowl by injecting reality into the conversation and must be shouted down.

Posted: **Mon Jun 02, 2014 6:32 pm**

Last I checked gluttony did have a moral assignment.

Posted: **Mon Jun 02, 2014 6:50 pm**

You have to pause and appreciate the simplicity of the con.

Fat people are made to feel bad about themselves.

Fat people want to feel better about themselves, without actually doing anything to change.

Ergo:

Fat people will pay me to feel better about themselves and it's bulletproof because they're working with a "dietetic technician" who has a degree and who says being fat is okay.

It's not genius. She's not a fat Professor Moriarty, but the broad is clever and knows a lot about human nature.

Posted: **Mon Jun 02, 2014 6:54 pm**

Also, do I hear a WOULD?

Posted: **Mon Jun 02, 2014 7:00 pm**

The only way to get her size is to eat and drink tons of garbage. The whole "healthy at any weight" argument insta-crumbles once you look at the calories and where they have to be coming from.

Posted: **Mon Jun 02, 2014 7:02 pm**

Dr. Agkistrodon wrote:Also, do I hear a WOULD?

Ummm....Duh.

Posted: **Mon Jun 02, 2014 7:13 pm**

Blaidd Drwg wrote:
Dr. Agkistrodon wrote:Also, do I hear a WOULD?

Ummm....Duh.

Hehe

Posted: **Mon Jun 02, 2014 8:49 pm**

Yeah, it's crazy the depths of denial that people will stoop to in order to continue eating an entire bag of Fritos while watching reality TV every night.

Can you imagine an ad for 'a financial adviser who doesn't really understand the market!' or 'a strength coach who can't do a single push-up!' or the like? I suppose that, ultimately, it is less like the above specific examples, and more of a general 'I have a degree, but not the self-discipline to apply what I have learned!' scenario.

While I appreciate the difference between eating for disease prevention/mitigation (health?) and eating for aesthetics, the idea of paying someone to tell you that you didn't really need what it was their profession is selling seems like you might just be stupid enough to deserve the swindle...

Posted: **Mon Jun 02, 2014 9:34 pm**

Maybe she's just big-boned. It's not her fault she's fat.

Posted: **Mon Jun 02, 2014 9:52 pm**

How big is she. From that picture above her face doesn't show obesity but her guns look like my thigh. Does she list her stats?

Posted: **Mon Jun 02, 2014 10:23 pm**

buckethead wrote:How big is she. From that picture above her face doesn't show obesity but her guns look like my thigh. Does she list her stats?

Well Buck, I tried to dig up some pictures but all I found was a link she posted that took me to a website where she's asking for donations to "become a registered dietician." it's her crowdfunding site-

https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/make ... -dietitian

Posted: **Mon Jun 02, 2014 10:30 pm**

Dr. Agkistrodon wrote:.....all I found was a link she posted that took me to a website where she's asking for donations to "become a registered dietician."

Posted: **Mon Jun 02, 2014 10:32 pm**

Blaidd Drwg wrote:
Dr. Agkistrodon wrote:.....all I found was a link she posted that took me to a website where she's asking for donations to "become a registered dietician."

Your animated gif response game is on some seriously next-level shit, DB.

Posted: **Tue Jun 03, 2014 1:14 am**

We traded a bunch of al Qaeda fuckwads for a deserter and some black lady sewed her newborn onto the train of her wedding dress and this is what you assholes are talking about?

Posted: **Tue Jun 03, 2014 1:45 am**

#yesallwomen

Posted: **Tue Jun 03, 2014 3:37 am**

Jezzy Bell wrote:We traded a bunch of al Qaeda fuckwads for a deserter and some black lady sewed her newborn onto the train of her wedding dress and this is what you assholes are talking about?

I'm OK with the wedding dress thing. Anybody who's had a newborn knows they're just live luggage for the first few months. Most of them will sleep anywhere, anytime as long as you feed and change them. Baby was in no danger, so who cares? Just people who want to be outraged.

Posted: **Tue Jun 03, 2014 4:53 am**

Dr. Agkistrodon wrote:Also, do I hear a WOULD?

Yup. Count me in.

Posted: **Tue Jun 03, 2014 7:16 am**

Blaidd Drwg wrote:
Dr. Agkistrodon wrote:Also, do I hear a WOULD?

Ummm....Duh.

Well I'd let her suck my cock and if she did a real good job I might inspect her puss and if it's clean, sure, why not.

Mopeds, fun to ride, just don't let your buddies see you on it.

Posted: **Tue Jun 03, 2014 7:17 am**

Jezzy Bell wrote:We traded a bunch of al Qaeda fuckwads for a deserter and some black lady sewed her newborn onto the train of her wedding dress and this is what you assholes are talking about?

You ain't been on FB today?

Start a thread about the treasonous, deserting POS then.

Posted: **Tue Jun 03, 2014 10:36 am**

I don't want to sound like a jerk, but, I think that people like The Fat Nutritionist are doing more harm to society than Al-Quaeda, gun-grabbing liberal politicians, deserters and all the table scrap pilfering grab-asses in this country who are sewing their welfare babies into articles of clothing combined.

Posted: **Tue Jun 03, 2014 11:44 am**

How much does she squat?

Posted: **Tue Jun 03, 2014 12:23 pm**

I thought we were speaking about the first lady...

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