Page 1 of 1

I'm Not Proud Of Myself For This, But

Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2014 12:54 am
by Kenny X
When The Future Mrs. Herr Doktor told me "Joan Rivers died today..." I immediately asked "During another plastic surgery procedure...?"

RIP

Re: I'm Not Proud Of Myself For This, But

Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2014 12:56 am
by Koko, Beware
Wouldn't it be something if she were having all that work done on her dome to make it impervious to pain in the case that angry hecklers threw things at her onstage? It'd be something. Like Doctor Doom except Doctor Joan.

Re: I'm Not Proud Of Myself For This, But

Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2014 12:58 am
by syaigh
Dr. Agkistrodon wrote:When The Future Mrs. Herr Doktor told me "Joan Rivers died today..." I immediately asked "During another plastic surgery procedure...?"

RIP
She'd probably find that hilarious.

And, when exactly is she going to become the "impending Future Mrs. Herr Doktor"? Sorry, just pitching you some shit. Cause. fuck. Get on that already.

Re: I'm Not Proud Of Myself For This, But

Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2014 1:21 am
by Grandpa's Spells
One of the better jokes out there was that she died doing what she loved.

I see people lamenting her passing. I thought she was a harpy.

Re: I'm Not Proud Of Myself For This, But

Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2014 1:22 am
by Kenny X
syaigh wrote:
Dr. Agkistrodon wrote:When The Future Mrs. Herr Doktor told me "Joan Rivers died today..." I immediately asked "During another plastic surgery procedure...?"

RIP
She'd probably find that hilarious.

And, when exactly is she going to become the "impending Future Mrs. Herr Doktor"? Sorry, just pitching you some shit. Cause. fuck. Get on that already.

It's complicated. See here, we won't get married until we've lived together a while. But she hasn't moved in yet, because of issues with her job and stuff.... We're working on it.

Re: I'm Not Proud Of Myself For This, But

Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2014 1:24 am
by Brutal Bajan
I just heard Melissa Rivers talking about whether or not to cremate her or just toss her in a recycle bin

Re: I'm Not Proud Of Myself For This, But

Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2014 1:42 am
by Kenny X
Brutal Bajan wrote:I just heard Melissa Rivers talking about whether or not to cremate her or just toss her in a recycle bin

=D> =D> =D>

Re: I'm Not Proud Of Myself For This, But

Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2014 2:38 am
by baffled
Grandpa's Spells wrote:One of the better jokes out there was that she died doing what she loved.

I see people lamenting her passing. I thought she was a harpy.
Same here. I couldn't stand her.

It's not like I'm happy she's dead, but I don't feel like there's this big void in comedy that'll never be filled.

Re: I'm Not Proud Of Myself For This, But

Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2014 7:01 am
by Sangoma
According to the official version of events Rivers had the procedure done on her vocal cords and went into cardiac arrest. Shared airway procedures (between anesthetist and surgeon) are known for sometimes ending badly. Nightmare for doctors involved, who may also have very hard time defending it in court.

Re: I'm Not Proud Of Myself For This, But

Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2014 12:36 pm
by Herv100
Grandpa's Spells wrote:One of the better jokes out there was that she died doing what she loved.

I see people lamenting her passing. I thought she was a harpy.
You're just mad she called Obama a queer and Michelle a tranny

Re: I'm Not Proud Of Myself For This, But

Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2014 1:48 pm
by dead man walking
she was a harpy.

she was a self-reviling, relentlessly insulting dog.

she knew men just wanted her to make sammiches and blow them (or better yet, fuck her with a bag over her head).

she'd have fit in here. for all i know, she could be andy's twin separated at birth

Re: I'm Not Proud Of Myself For This, But

Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2014 2:43 pm
by Shafpocalypse Now
Just knock her up, Dr. A. Chicks LOVE THAT!

Re: I'm Not Proud Of Myself For This, But

Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2014 4:44 pm
by Kenny X
Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Just knock her up, Dr. A. Chicks LOVE THAT!
I'm too busy knocking on every piece of wood within arm's reach to come up with a clever retort for that gem, Shaf ;-)

Re: I'm Not Proud Of Myself For This, But

Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2014 5:17 pm
by baffled
dead man walking wrote: she'd have fit in here. for all i know, she could be andy's twin separated at birth
Probably why I disliked her so much.

Re: I'm Not Proud Of Myself For This, But

Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2014 5:58 pm
by Andy83
You dislike me because you're a gook. Slant eyed buck tooth gook and your pussy goes sideways.

Re: I'm Not Proud Of Myself For This, But

Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2014 7:59 pm
by Kenny X
Andy80 wrote:You dislike me because you're a gook. Slant eyed buck tooth gook and your pussy goes sideways.

Image

Re: I'm Not Proud Of Myself For This, But

Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2014 12:32 pm
by dead man walking
now that the freakish cunt is dead, i'm starting to like her.

reading a couple of obits and seeing a short stretch of her stand-up on cable last night, i realized she's as horrible as you imagine, but she's out there, beyond raunchy, and funny. nothing is out of bounds. she was making jokes about anal sex before dr a knew he could have a man-sized dick using synthol and pluck his soon-to-be bride's chocolate cherry with it.

she was good. because of her strange thing with plastic surgery, i couldn't take her seriously. short-sighted on my part.

Re: I'm Not Proud Of Myself For This, But

Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2014 5:09 pm
by Kenny X
dead man walking wrote:now that the freakish cunt is dead, i'm starting to like her.

reading a couple of obits and seeing a short stretch of her stand-up on cable last night, i realized she's as horrible as you imagine, but she's out there, beyond raunchy, and funny. nothing is out of bounds.

she was making jokes about anal sex before dr a knew he could have a man-sized dick using synthol and pluck his soon-to-be bride's chocolate cherry with it.

she was good. because of her strange thing with plastic surgery, i couldn't take her seriously. short-sighted on my part.

I laughed a lot harder at this than I should have.

Re: I'm Not Proud Of Myself For This, But

Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2014 5:36 pm
by Andy83
Dr. Agkistrodon wrote:
Andy80 wrote:You dislike me because you're a gook. Slant eyed buck tooth gook and your pussy goes sideways.

Image
It's terrible how they murder our language. That's why they shouldn't be trusted and banned from the planet.