IGX

Saw this on teh facebook

My sister says that mommy killed her. Mommy says that I don’t have a sister.

I can’t move, breathe, speak or hear and it’s so dark all the time. If I knew it would be this lonely, I would have been cremated.

“Daddy, check for monsters under my bed.” I look underneath and see him staring back at me and whispering, “Daddy, there’s somebody on my bed.”

What the fucking hell.

There was a young lad from Nantucket,
Who carried his dead mom in a bucket.

Mario quit.

Bob and Proto are in charge of the htmls.

Some of those are seriously fucking creepy.

I'm late, so I took an EPT.

A man wearing a hockey mask and swinging an axe chased us into an abandoned house.
We decided we'd be safest in the basement.

My barn is burned
Nothing hides the moon

I shouldn't have asked daddy what masturbation is.
He says I'll know it soon enough, his arm is getting tired.

Martial law declared.

Empress Clinton dissolves Congress and judicial system.

ccrow wrote:My barn is burned
Nothing hides the moon

Good one