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Santa Fuckin Rules

Posted: Thu Dec 25, 2014 5:26 pm
by DrDonkeyLove
The Ultimate Book of Whiskey and a bottle of Red Breast.

Re: Santa Fuckin Rules

Posted: Thu Dec 25, 2014 9:03 pm
by Shafpocalypse Now
Trek Light hammock.

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New mini fridge for beer.

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Some Tommy John underwear and t shirts

Some other smaller shit, a monocular for looking into my neighbor's windows, wind up radio, emergency medical kit.

I've got some prime filet to cook

Re: Santa Fuckin Rules

Posted: Thu Dec 25, 2014 9:34 pm
by Holland Oates
The animated Dark Knight Returns movies, Guardians of the Galaxy, a sweet jacket, a tech shirt with the punisher skull on it, some socks, and some other odds and ends.

Here are my big gifts.

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Re: Santa Fuckin Rules

Posted: Thu Dec 25, 2014 9:49 pm
by Shapecharge
Santa must have gotten a bj from Mrs. Shape cuz he hooked me up as well.

I got a couple of lightweight jackets because my shit always has to look right at all times. Some sexy fucking underwear and a few shirts for work. She also got me a sweet bottle of Lagavulin, The Distiller's Edition and a core blaster/landmine and Meadow's row handle. I have fucked around with everything already and uhh, that landmine and Lagavulin are no joke.

Re: Santa Fuckin Rules

Posted: Thu Dec 25, 2014 9:50 pm
by Shafpocalypse Now
Are those elastic cock rings, ez?

Re: Santa Fuckin Rules

Posted: Thu Dec 25, 2014 9:59 pm
by Holland Oates
Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Are those elastic cock rings, ez?
LOL

No they are silicone wedding bands. The Amazon got me a black one.

Re: Santa Fuckin Rules

Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2014 12:20 am
by baffled
Merino Wool socks and a couple shirts of the same material. Pretty slick Vince pullover.

Garmin GPS running watch.

New pair of Altra The One 2 shoes, which are the only cushioned shoes I really like at all.

Some other cool stuff.

Re: Santa Fuckin Rules

Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2014 12:32 am
by Alfred_E._Neuman
baffled wrote:Merino Wool socks and a couple shirts of the same material. Pretty slick Vince pullover.

Garmin GPS running watch.

New pair of Altra The One 2 shoes, which are the only cushioned shoes I really like at all.

Some other cool stuff.
Got a pair of Altra Torins a few weeks ago. Really liking the amount of cushion they have for being a natural running shoe. I'm wanting a pair of the Lone Peak trail shoes for hiking,

Re: Santa Fuckin Rules

Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2014 2:42 am
by The Crawdaddy
Ed Zachary wrote:
Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Are those elastic cock rings, ez?
LOL

No they are silicone wedding bands. The Amazon got me a black one.
eh, so you could use it for either then?

Re: Santa Fuckin Rules

Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2014 3:26 am
by Holland Oates
The Crawdaddy wrote: eh, so you could use it for either then?
Nah. It keeps falling off my cock.

Re: Santa Fuckin Rules

Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2014 3:27 am
by Protobuilder
Alfred_E._Neuman wrote:
baffled wrote:Merino Wool socks and a couple shirts of the same material. Pretty slick Vince pullover.

Garmin GPS running watch.

New pair of Altra The One 2 shoes, which are the only cushioned shoes I really like at all.

Some other cool stuff.
Got a pair of Altra Torins a few weeks ago. Really liking the amount of cushion they have for being a natural running shoe. I'm wanting a pair of the Lone Peak trail shoes for hiking,
If either of you wore adult sizes, I would give you my Altras. They are the only disappointing shoe I have picked up in the past several years.

Re: Santa Fuckin Rules

Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2014 3:58 am
by j-cubed
But teens suck. Mine got a new amp for Christmas yesterday from Grandma. Broke my 58" plasma in the basement today practicing who knows what.

Re: Santa Fuckin Rules

Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2014 4:39 am
by baffled
Phaedrus wrote:
Alfred_E._Neuman wrote:
baffled wrote:Merino Wool socks and a couple shirts of the same material. Pretty slick Vince pullover.

Garmin GPS running watch.

New pair of Altra The One 2 shoes, which are the only cushioned shoes I really like at all.

Some other cool stuff.
Got a pair of Altra Torins a few weeks ago. Really liking the amount of cushion they have for being a natural running shoe. I'm wanting a pair of the Lone Peak trail shoes for hiking,
If either of you wore adult sizes, I would give you my Altras. They are the only disappointing shoe I have picked up in the past several years.
The One 2 is the only model I can wear. The rest are too stiff and overly cushioned. Love The One 2, though. Light, not overly cushioned, flexible and a pretty fast shoe.

Re: Santa Fuckin Rules

Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2014 4:47 pm
by Kenny X
I got a kickass hand-blown, multi-colored glass piece with a bug-eyed octopus on it, some socks, and a fuckload of Amazon gift cards.

Re: Santa Fuckin Rules

Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2014 4:59 pm
by Gav
Got a Garmin 920 xt. It's the dog's bollocks.
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The wife got an Xbox one from her wonderful husband.

Re: Santa Fuckin Rules

Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2014 11:39 pm
by The Crawdaddy
Gav wrote: The wife got an Xbox one from her wonderful husband.
This is worse than when we bought Mom a waffle iron when I was a kid. Definintely a "for You, From me, For me" gift.

Re: Santa Fuckin Rules

Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2014 3:14 am
by Blaidd Drwg
Some got me a pistol grip stock for the home shotgun.

Re: Santa Fuckin Rules

Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2014 2:20 pm
by Mickey O'neil
A pair of Thorogood boots I've been wanting for a while, a very nice Dremel 3000 tool kit w/ 24 piece attachments, a Kuerig coffee maker, 6 tons of pea gravel for my driveway, and clothes. My MIL got me the Dremel and gravel and my mom got me the boots, so they win. My BIL got me a Yeti coolers cap and not the Milwaukee drill I dropped hints on to get me to replace the drill he borrowed from me and never gave back so he loses. It was a good Christmas.

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Re: Santa Fuckin Rules

Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2014 6:54 pm
by Kirk
I got Legos:
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Re: Santa Fuckin Rules

Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2014 2:28 am
by emac437
Double H boots and a Nutri Bullet.

Re: Santa Fuckin Rules

Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2014 8:00 pm
by The Nightman
The wife got a 659cc x 2 upgrade. I guess that's a gift for both of us.

Re: Santa Fuckin Rules

Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2014 11:13 pm
by Brutal Bajan
Got some nice beard oil, some nice hair pomade, and some winter weather gear

Re: Santa Fuckin Rules

Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2014 11:45 pm
by Alfred_E._Neuman
Brutal Bajan wrote:Got some nice beard oil, some nice hair pomade, and some winter weather gear
Been using this lately. Highly recommend it:
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Re: Santa Fuckin Rules

Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2014 4:15 am
by Jonny Canuck
Brutal Bajan wrote:Got some nice beard oil, some nice hair pomade, and some winter weather gear


Have you tried beardbrand?