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Fat Cat is a pussy
Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2015 7:20 am
by buckethead
discuss
Re: Fat Cat is a pussy
Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2015 9:12 am
by SubClaw
Well... he digs pistols, so I guess he kinda is.
Re: Fat Cat is a pussy
Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2015 9:54 am
by seeahill
Sits down to pee.
Re: Fat Cat is a pussy
Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2015 1:38 pm
by The Cunning Stunt
A fat pussy indeed
Re: Fat Cat is a pussy
Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2015 5:15 pm
by baffled
He dry humps other men in pajamas.
Re: Fat Cat is a pussy
Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2015 6:55 pm
by Shapecharge
He's pees on stuff he's not supposed to.
Re: Fat Cat is a pussy
Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2015 7:16 pm
by buckethead
He licks his own genitals
Re: Fat Cat is a pussy
Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2015 12:27 am
by seeahill
Plays air guitar to Mylie Cyrus songs.
Re: Fat Cat is a pussy
Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2015 2:39 am
by nafod
He poops in a box and then tries to hide it
Re: Fat Cat is a pussy
Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2015 5:38 am
by buckethead
Tom Brady would love his balls
Re: Fat Cat is a pussy
Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2015 10:53 pm
by Kazuya Mishima
I don't think he's coming back.
Re: Fat Cat is a pussy
Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2015 11:41 pm
by syaigh
Lays on the newspaper when you're trying to read it.
Re: Fat Cat is a pussy
Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2015 12:20 am
by The Crawdaddy
leaves soggy hairballs in your shoes
Re: Fat Cat is a pussy
Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2015 1:25 am
by baffled
Freaks the fuck out over a little laser pointer.
Re: Fat Cat is a pussy
Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2015 1:28 am
by Protobuilder
Generally uses fairly accurate verb tenses.
Re: Fat Cat is a pussy
Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2015 1:41 am
by seeahill
Scardy Cat.
Re: Fat Cat is a pussy
Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2015 2:06 am
by Kenny X
Let's you pet him behind the ear, and then he turns around and sinks his teeth into your wrist while he scratches the shit out of your arm.
Re: Fat Cat is a pussy
Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2015 2:07 am
by Kenny X
Also knocks picture frames and glass vases off the tables and shelves.
Re: Fat Cat is a pussy
Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2015 2:19 am
by terra
Thinks his shit doesn't stink.
Re: Fat Cat is a pussy
Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2015 4:00 am
by Hymen Asshole
coughs up indescribable shit onto the floors
Re: Fat Cat is a pussy
Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2015 6:45 am
by buckethead
Loves Jews
Re: Fat Cat is a pussy
Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2015 8:02 am
by seeahill
Easily bullied. Crying his eyes out right now.
Re: Fat Cat is a pussy
Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2015 3:17 pm
by Shapecharge
Has both male and female genitalia.
Re: Fat Cat is a pussy
Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2015 10:35 pm
by stosh
Left this world as 12 servings of moo goo gai pan.
Re: Fat Cat is a pussy
Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2015 1:48 am
by Kenny X
stosh wrote:Left this world as 12 servings of moo goo gai pan.
They *always* skimp on the meat, at every Chinese restaurant I've been to.