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Oh shit this made me cry. THIS was a man. I am not related.

Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2015 2:07 pm
by bennyonesix
NOTE: I am not in any way related to this dude. I just thought the obit was very moving.

His daughters wrote this about him.

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http://homertribune.com/2015/03/obituary-march-25/

Obituary – March 25
Donald Alexander Malcolm Jr.

Captain Donald Alexander Malcolm Jr., 60, died Feb. 28, 2015, nestled in the bosom of his family, while smoking, drinking whiskey and telling lies. He died from complications resulting from being stubborn, refusing to go to the doctor, and raising hell for six decades. Stomach cancer also played a minor role in his demise.
Don cherished family above all else, and was a beloved husband, father and grandfather. He met his future wife, Maureen (Moe) Belisle Malcolm, after months at sea, crab fishing. He found her in his bed and decided to keep her. Their daughter Melissa was born “early” six months later. They decided to have a boy a couple years later, and ended up with another daughter, Megan. He taught his girls how to hold their liquor, filet a fish and change a tire. He took pride in his daughters, but his greatest joy in life was the birth of his grandson Marley, a child to whom he could impart all of his wisdom that his daughters ignored.
After spending his formative years in Kirkland, Wash. with a fishing pole in hand, Don decided his life’s calling was to yell at deckhands on commercial fishing boats in Alaska. As a strapping young man of 19, he moved to Dutch Harbor to fulfill this dream. Over the next 40 years, Don was a boat cook, mechanic, deckhand, captain and boat owner. Although Don worked nearly every fishery in the Pacific Northwest at one time or another, his main hunting ground was the Bering Sea. He cut his teeth crabbing; kept his family fed by longlining halibut and black cod; then retired as a salmon gillnetter in Southeast Alaska.
Don had a life-time love affair with Patsy Cline, Rainier beer, iceberg lettuce salads and the History Channel (which allowed him to call his wife and daughters everyday in order to relay the latest WWII facts he learned). He excelled at attempting home improvement projects, outsmarting rabbits, annoying the women in his life and reading every book he could get his hands on. He thought everyone could, and should, live on a strict diet of salmon, canned peas and rice pilaf, and took extreme pride in the fact that he had a freezer stocked full of wild game and seafood. His life goal was to beat his wife at Scrabble, and although he never succeeded, his dream lives on in the family he left behind.
Don is survived not only by his wife, daughters and grandson, but by his father, Donald Malcolm Sr; brothers Howard and Mike Malcolm; sisters Lisa Shumaker, Nicki White, Melinda Borg and Patsi Solano.
He also has many nieces, nephews, aunts and cousins who love him dearly, and deckhands who knew him. He will be having an extended family reunion with his mother, Winifred Thorton; foster parents Marvel and Dutch Roth, brothers Larry and Steve Malcolm, sister Doodie Cake, and other assorted family and friends who died too young.

Re: Oh shit this made me cry. THIS was a man

Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2015 3:56 pm
by BabaLoo
Sorry for your loss

Re: Oh shit this made me cry. THIS was a man

Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2015 5:08 pm
by bennyonesix
Oh Damn. I AM NOT RELATED. Sorry for that.

Re: Oh shit this made me cry. THIS was a man. I am not relat

Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2015 8:28 pm
by Protobuilder
RIP Benny.

Re: Oh shit this made me cry. THIS was a man. I am not relat

Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2015 9:03 pm
by Mickey O'neil
RIP Benny.

Re: Oh shit this made me cry. THIS was a man. I am not relat

Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2015 1:15 am
by louburr
benny has no friends or family his obituary will read

Benny Onesix / John Doe
Born:
Passed:
Funeral Home: Mount Sinai - P Town RI

Re: Oh shit this made me cry. THIS was a man. I am not relat

Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2015 12:34 pm
by bennyonesix
Listen assmunchfacefuck, the point is if I had friends I would want to be the kind of person who they would want to write an obituary like that about.

So, to spell it out for you you sub-moron:

1) If I ever have friends (who I don't pay to leave after we are done hanging out/watching game/fixing cars etc)

2) I would want them to like me like they liked the above crotchety old bastard

3) I would want them to wrote glorious words of honor about me like they did with this dude

Re: Oh shit this made me cry. THIS was a man. I am not relat

Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2015 1:17 pm
by Protobuilder
bennyonesix wrote:Listen assmunchfacefuck, the point is if I had friends I would want to be the kind of person who they would want to write an obituary like that about.

So, to spell it out for you you sub-moron:

1) If I ever have friends (who I don't pay to leave after we are done hanging out/watching game/fixing cars etc)

2) I would want them to like me like they liked the above crotchety old bastard

3) I would want them to wrote glorious words of honor about me like they did with this dude
Off yourself and I promise to say something nice.

Re: Oh shit this made me cry. THIS was a man. I am not relat

Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2015 1:29 pm
by bennyonesix
You aren't getting me with that gag twice jerk.

Re: Oh shit this made me cry. THIS was a man. I am not relat

Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2015 3:26 am
by Abandoned by Wolves
After spending his formative years in Kirkland, Wash. with a fishing pole in hand, Don decided his life’s calling was to yell at deckhands on commercial fishing boats in Alaska. As a strapping young man of 19, he moved to Dutch Harbor to fulfill this dream. Over the next 40 years, Don was a boat cook, mechanic, deckhand, captain and boat owner. Although Don worked nearly every fishery in the Pacific Northwest at one time or another, his main hunting ground was the Bering Sea. He cut his teeth crabbing; kept his family fed by longlining halibut and black cod; then retired as a salmon gillnetter in Southeast Alaska.
Don had a life-time love affair with Patsy Cline, Rainier beer, iceberg lettuce salads and the History Channel (which allowed him to call his wife and daughters everyday in order to relay the latest WWII facts he learned). He excelled at attempting home improvement projects, outsmarting rabbits, annoying the women in his life and reading every book he could get his hands on. He thought everyone could, and should, live on a strict diet of salmon, canned peas and rice pilaf, and took extreme pride in the fact that he had a freezer stocked full of wild game and seafood. His life goal was to beat his wife at Scrabble, and although he never succeeded, his dream lives on in the family he left behind.
Most of us can only dream of living that well.