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Let Us Create A Taxonomy of Exercise Disciples!
Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2015 6:30 pm
by bennyonesix
Much has been written about the various lifting Gurus and their motivations, world-views and peculiarities (the majority written angry typing stylee by our very own Steven).
But little of our collective mental energies has been devoted to those who follow these Gurus.
Given the sheer number of these experts, why does one choose to follow Glassman as opposed to Lyle as opposed to Pavel etc...
Let us describe the followers and why they follow who they follow!
Re: Let Us Create A Taxonomy of Exercise Disciples!
Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2015 7:03 pm
by The man in black
Because they say things that are already in line with my beliefs. And when they do say things that are not quite within my beliefs, I have either expanded on my beliefs or I discard them for the next guy.
Re: Let Us Create A Taxonomy of Exercise Disciples!
Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2015 7:20 pm
by bennyonesix
If I had a bomb big enough I would blow up the entire god damned universe right now.
Re: Let Us Create A Taxonomy of Exercise Disciples!
Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2015 7:41 pm
by TerryB
I reject the entire premise as a hegemonic exercise in western analytics.
Re: Let Us Create A Taxonomy of Exercise Disciples!
Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2015 7:45 pm
by bennyonesix
Re: Let Us Create A Taxonomy of Exercise Disciples!
Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2015 7:45 pm
by Kazuya Mishima
E2>200 wrote:I reject the entire premise as a hegemonic exercise in western analytics.
This conversation doesn't make me feel safe.
Re: Let Us Create A Taxonomy of Exercise Disciples!
Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2015 7:47 pm
by bennyonesix
Re: Let Us Create A Taxonomy of Exercise Disciples!
Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2015 7:47 pm
by TerryB
I'm feeling a little oppressed, myself.
Re: Let Us Create A Taxonomy of Exercise Disciples!
Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2015 7:48 pm
by bennyonesix
Exactly you little bitches.
Suffer my oppression!
Re: Let Us Create A Taxonomy of Exercise Disciples!
Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2015 7:50 pm
by WildGorillaMan
I feel threatened and oppressed by this kineseonormative hate speech.
End fitness shaming. All modal domains are beautiful modal domains.
Re: Let Us Create A Taxonomy of Exercise Disciples!
Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2015 7:55 pm
by bennyonesix
Take my oppression like the little girlweakguruslut that you are!
Re: Let Us Create A Taxonomy of Exercise Disciples!
Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2015 11:21 pm
by The Crawdaddy
bennyonesix wrote:Take my oppression like the little girlweakguruslut that you are!
Have you spoken with your shrink about your anger issues?

Re: Let Us Create A Taxonomy of Exercise Disciples!
Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2015 11:25 pm
by bennyonesix
Does your mom's pa-cooch count as a shrink?
I am the tip of the spearpoint on the head of the spear that is the oncoming and impending reinstitution of the phallocracy@
Re: Let Us Create A Taxonomy of Exercise Disciples!
Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2015 11:26 pm
by The Crawdaddy
bennyonesix wrote:Does your mom's pa-cooch count as a shrink?
I am the tip of the spearpoint on the head of the spear that is the oncoming and impending reinstitution of the phallocracy@
Proly not... Pop's hung.
Re: Let Us Create A Taxonomy of Exercise Disciples!
Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2015 11:30 pm
by bennyonesix
11 out of 10 motherfucker.
11/10.
Re: Let Us Create A Taxonomy of Exercise Disciples!
Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2015 11:50 pm
by Blaidd Drwg
WildGorillaMan wrote:I feel threatened and oppressed by this kineseonormative hate speech.
End fitness shaming. All modal domains are beautiful modal domains.
I want kiss you on the mouth
Re: Let Us Create A Taxonomy of Exercise Disciples!
Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2015 12:49 am
by WildGorillaMan
Blaidd Drwg wrote:WildGorillaMan wrote:I feel threatened and oppressed by this kineseonormative hate speech.
End fitness shaming. All modal domains are beautiful modal domains.
I want kiss you on the mouth
Great, sexual assault now.
http://www.independent.co.uk/voices/com ... 73475.html
We need to create a Safe Space here.
Re: Let Us Create A Taxonomy of Exercise Disciples!
Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2015 1:52 am
by bennyonesix
Is it a hate crime to call Madonna a shriveled up old hag? By Jim Goad
http://takimag.com/article/is_it_a_hate ... z3XFD8Woaj
Re: Let Us Create A Taxonomy of Exercise Disciples!
Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2015 3:30 am
by TerryB
Nice taxonomy so far, dick face