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Somalis

Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2015 4:24 am
by The Venerable Bogatir X
Don't let this venerable motherfucker tell you I said so, but The Obama's jack booted thugs just arrested another Minnesota Somali for terrorist-related transactions.

The Syrian influx is a stupid idea but it's going to happen. However, it's a distraction for all of those already here and those who might be influenced by them.

I think it's cute the Italian-American mob of the 21st century wants to manage thesse guys. What I'd like to see is the Mobs from Russia, Ukraine, Bulgaria, et al, step in, nice and quiet-like. Oh yeah, Texans, too. The blacks, Mexicans and other latino drug gangs would have much to gain by an ISIS alignment, so I'm not being a racist scumbag (this time), just saying.

Re: Somalis

Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2015 4:23 am
by tough old man
Speak loud and clear because that is the truth.

Re: Somalis

Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2015 4:55 am
by The Venerable Bogatir X
tough old man wrote:Speak loud and clear because that is the truth.
I know you know this because I know you know. You know?

Re: Somalis

Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2015 6:18 am
by Bobby
People can`t handle the truth.

Re: Somalis

Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2015 6:51 am
by baffled
As a general rule, avoiding Somalis is a pretty sound bit of advice, IMO.

Re: Somalis

Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2015 1:38 pm
by The Venerable Bogatir X
baffled wrote:As a general rule, avoiding Somalis is a pretty sound bit of advice, IMO.
Pretty sure I've said this here before, too.....Honestly, I think I have run into exactly two who were at least polite. Both were cashiers at Sears.

Unfortunately, you can mark my words given my fairly good track record on predictions: Somali's in MN pretty much completely run the taxi cab services in the Twin Cities. Ergo, they are commonplace at the airport, downtown, Mall of America.... I've said this before that even if a small percentage would be on board with a terrorist attack, they would absolutely and easily fuck up the responses of PD, FD, Paramedics, ect, just by way of their ability to access and appear to be 'commonplace' in these areas. Also, think about it, throwaway cell phone and even if caught, what's the worst they get busted for? A traffic violation?

Re: Somalis

Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2015 11:13 pm
by nafod
I worked with Somali-Americans who came over to Africa to work as linguists and help us down terrorists. Most were from Minnesota. Great guys.

Re: Somalis

Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2015 11:22 pm
by Yes I Have Balls
The Venerable Bogatir X wrote:However, it's a distraction for all of those already here and those who might be influenced by them.
Gun sales in Minnesota are gonna skyrocket!

Re: Somalis

Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2015 12:28 am
by The Venerable Bogatir X
nafod wrote:I worked with Somali-Americans who came over to Africa to work as linguists and help us down terrorists. Most were from Minnesota. Great guys.
Nice to know that. I mean it. How many? 3, 6, 15?

Re: Somalis

Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2015 12:37 am
by TerryB
Some Nigerian/Somalian looking fellow has started emptying trash bins at our office. He's socially awkward. I imagine he will lop off someone's head before it's all said and done.

Re: Somalis

Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2015 3:35 am
by buckethead
You should've seen the Somali officers at TBS. I'd fight that whole country with Shape and two muskets

Re: Somalis

Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2015 1:46 pm
by nafod
The Venerable Bogatir X wrote:
nafod wrote:I worked with Somali-Americans who came over to Africa to work as linguists and help us down terrorists. Most were from Minnesota. Great guys.
Nice to know that. I mean it. How many? 3, 6, 15?
Small numbers. Prolly 6 or so?

Somalia itself breaks into Somalia, Somaliland, and Puntland. All are essentially independent countries.

Place is the wild, Wild West.

Re: Somalis

Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2015 6:22 pm
by tough old man
Fuck Somalia and the skinnies. Pull back and nuke it from orbit.

Re: Somalis

Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2015 8:19 pm
by KingSchmaltzBagelHour
Every Somali in my city (second highest per capita after the Twin Cities) has a Jan 1 birthday.
That's kind of weird, no?

Re: Somalis

Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2015 1:03 am
by The Venerable Bogatir X
KingSchmaltzBagelHour wrote:Every Somali in my city (second highest per capita after the Twin Cities) has a Jan 1 birthday.
That's kind of weird, no?

And they are all named Mamadou.

Re: Somalis

Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2015 4:30 am
by Kazuya Mishima
I hope they all die of fucking AIDS. Fucking country getting flushed down the goddamn toilet with this Third World trash coming here. Know why Somalia is a fucking shithole? Because it's full of Somalis. Wanna know what's going to happen to Minnesota when it's full of Somalis? It's going to turn into a fucking shithole.

Re: Somalis

Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2015 9:05 am
by Dux
tough old man wrote:Fuck Somalia and the skinnies. Pull back and nuke it from orbit.

Pretty much.

Re: Somalis

Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2015 10:57 pm
by TerryB
Kazuya Mishima wrote:I hope they all die of fucking AIDS. Fucking country getting flushed down the goddamn toilet with this Third World trash coming here. Know why Somalia is a fucking shithole? Because it's full of Somalis. Wanna know what's going to happen to Minnesota when it's full of Somalis? It's going to turn into a fucking shithole.
I'm not sure I understand your point.

Re: Somalis

Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2015 5:15 am
by The Venerable Bogatir X
tough old man wrote:Fuck Somalia and the skinnies. Pull back and nuke it from orbit.
Now, now. You had a much better idea a few years ago when you suggested we just turn the entire area to glass.

Re: Somalis

Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2015 3:09 pm
by TomFurman
What I don't get about Minneapolis is... it's cold there. Somalis are from Africa? H'Mong are from tropical jungles? Why on EARTH would they want to freeze their asses off?

Re: Somalis

Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2015 4:38 pm
by Kazuya Mishima
TomFurman wrote:What I don't get about Minneapolis is... it's cold there. Somalis are from Africa? H'Mong are from tropical jungles? Why on EARTH would they want to freeze their asses off?
Somebody showed them this map before they moved here.

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Re: Somalis

Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2015 4:44 pm
by Bob Wildes
TomFurman wrote:What I don't get about Minneapolis is... it's cold there. Somalis are from Africa? H'Mong are from tropical jungles? Why on EARTH would they want to freeze their asses off?
Must have been invited in by the Lutherans. #-o

Re: Somalis

Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2015 5:27 pm
by The Venerable Bogatir X
Bob Wildes wrote:
TomFurman wrote:What I don't get about Minneapolis is... it's cold there. Somalis are from Africa? H'Mong are from tropical jungles? Why on EARTH would they want to freeze their asses off?
Must have been invited in by the Lutherans. #-o
DING DING DING!!!

WE HAVE A WINNAH!

Oh, and the liberal U of M loves their pork and has their sticky fingers all-up in this shit as I understand it.

Re: Somalis

Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2015 6:57 pm
by Kazuya Mishima
Catholic Charities. That's another gubmint money teat sucking enterprise making big bucks flooding our pristine fatherland with kabobs and assorted muds.

Re: Somalis

Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2015 9:12 pm
by TomFurman
My old memories of the February 2002 RKC was making a wrong turn and finding myself in Saigon.