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making porn safe for america

Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2016 2:22 pm
by dead man walking
The California pornographic film industry turned out in force Thursday to oppose regulations that would have forced actors to wear condoms and, in some cases, goggles, face shields or rubber gloves when on camera.
the face shield is an inspired innovation

Re: making porn safe for america

Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2016 5:09 pm
by DrDonkeyLove
dead man walking wrote:
The California pornographic film industry turned out in force Thursday to oppose regulations that would have forced actors to wear condoms and, in some cases, goggles, face shields or rubber gloves when on camera.
the face shield is an inspired innovation
I wonder if second hand smoke is prohibited on CA porn sets.

Re: making porn safe for america

Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2016 6:17 pm
by seeahill
Goggles, face shields and rubber gloves? These sound like regulations proposed by some very twisted fetishists.

Re: making porn safe for america

Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2016 9:50 pm
by buckethead
Every storyline is going to be about janitors, hazardous waste workers, or trauma surgeons

Re: making porn safe for america

Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2016 12:38 am
by Schlegel
buckethead wrote:Every storyline is going to be about janitors, hazardous waste workers, or trauma surgeons
Don't forget scuba divers!

Re: making porn safe for america

Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2016 7:01 am
by DARTH
They are now Politically Correct our fucking Porn!

What The Fuck?!

Link or it didn’t happen.

Unlike some fucks around here, I'll click a Link.

Re: making porn safe for america

Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2016 7:08 am
by DARTH
Ok, some Star Wars porn might get better, but you can only watch it so many times before you're going to just have to see a load shot on Princess Laya's face, right in the eyes from a hand pumped crank.

Re: making porn safe for america

Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2016 7:21 am
by Blaidd Drwg

Re: making porn safe for america

Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2016 7:39 am
by SubClaw
buckethead wrote:Every storyline is going to be about janitors, hazardous waste workers, or trauma surgeons
Unless you only watch lezzie pr0n. Clam on clam action is much safer, so it can be performed the way it's supposed to.

Re: making porn safe for america

Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2016 11:56 am
by Sangoma
In racing industry in Australia the number of whips a jockey can deliver to his horse is regulated. I can see this rule coming to porn industry. As well as maximum - or minimum - on strokes before the load is released.

Re: making porn safe for america

Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2016 12:57 am
by Pinky
This is why we're losing so many jobs to Eastern Europe.

Re: making porn safe for america

Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2016 1:37 am
by milosz
Slavs are genetically predisposed to stretchier assholes.