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I Side With...
Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2016 11:45 pm
by JohnDoe
I sent this presidential candidate quiz out to my entire school community and quite a few were stunned with the results. It covers all major issues and you can click 'other stances' for a more nuanced selection of answers, as well as ranking the priority of issues. A couple of Trump acolytes were enraged that they agree most with Hillary.
https://www.isidewith.com/elections/201 ... ntial-quiz
Re: I Side With...
Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2016 12:08 am
by baffled
No surprises for me.
Gary Johnson, Ted Cruz... kinda surprised at Ben Carson in third. Hillary at 21% was dead last, with Bern at 36%.
Re: I Side With...
Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2016 1:35 am
by DARTH
Cruz 85% Who I am voting for now that Paul is out of it.
Carson 82% He's still a pussy. Fuck him.
Trump 81% I don't trust this fuck.
Johnson 80% I like him, he don;t stand a chance in the fringe party. They could grab power in the GOP though.
Bloomberg 51% Fuck this closeted cocksucker with a bat.
Sanders 51% Old Beatnik
Clinton 36% ( On Science issues?)
Re: I Side With...
Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2016 2:08 am
by johno
DARTH wrote:
Trump 81% I don't trust this fuck.
^^^This.
Re: I Side With...
Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2016 2:09 am
by Cave Canem
1. Gary Johnson
2. Ted Cruz - surprised.
3. Jeb Bush- Seriously?
Re: I Side With...
Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2016 3:00 am
by The Ginger Beard Man
1. Gary Johnson- 88%
2. Cruz- 76%
3. Trump. 70%, but fuck him with a dildo shaped explosive device.
Cave Canem wrote:1. Gary Johnson
2. Ted Cruz - surprised.
3. Jeb Bush- Seriously?
Just a few months ago, I was saying all I wanted was not Clinton and not Bush. By the time Jeb dropped out he was looking pretty good.
Re: I Side With...
Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2016 3:03 am
by dead man walking
feel the bern
read this. it's great.
http://readersupportednews.org/opinion2 ... ry-con-man
this boorish, monosyllabic TV tyrant with the attention span of an Xbox-playing 11-year-old really is set to lay waste to the most impenetrable oligarchy the Western world ever devised.
Trump is no intellectual. He's not bringing Middlemarch to the toilet. If he had to jail with Stephen Hawking for a year, he wouldn't learn a thing about physics. Hawking would come out on Day 365 talking about models and football.
Like autoerotic asphyxiation, supporting Donald Trump is an activity many people prefer to enjoy in a private setting,
when Rubio gets exposed in the debate as a talking haircut
Cruz certainly has an odd face – it looks like someone sewed pieces of a waterlogged Reagan mask together at gunpoint –"
Re: I Side With...
Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2016 3:12 am
by The Ginger Beard Man
when Rubio gets exposed in the debate as a talking haircut
Lol. He's not even part of the quiz, is he?
Re: I Side With...
Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2016 2:08 pm
by nafod
dead man walking wrote:feel the bern
read this. it's great.
http://readersupportednews.org/opinion2 ... ry-con-man
this boorish, monosyllabic TV tyrant with the attention span of an Xbox-playing 11-year-old really is set to lay waste to the most impenetrable oligarchy the Western world ever devised.
Trump is no intellectual. He's not bringing Middlemarch to the toilet. If he had to jail with Stephen Hawking for a year, he wouldn't learn a thing about physics. Hawking would come out on Day 365 talking about models and football.
Like autoerotic asphyxiation, supporting Donald Trump is an activity many people prefer to enjoy in a private setting,
when Rubio gets exposed in the debate as a talking haircut
Cruz certainly has an odd face – it looks like someone sewed pieces of a waterlogged Reagan mask together at gunpoint –"
That was a great read. Read it while watching the debate last night.
The current way we elect our Presidents - Trump is burning it all to the ground.
Re: I Side With...
Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2016 2:30 pm
by dead man walking
nafod wrote:dead man walking wrote:feel the bern
read this. it's great.
http://readersupportednews.org/opinion2 ... ry-con-man
this boorish, monosyllabic TV tyrant with the attention span of an Xbox-playing 11-year-old really is set to lay waste to the most impenetrable oligarchy the Western world ever devised.
Trump is no intellectual. He's not bringing Middlemarch to the toilet. If he had to jail with Stephen Hawking for a year, he wouldn't learn a thing about physics. Hawking would come out on Day 365 talking about models and football.
Like autoerotic asphyxiation, supporting Donald Trump is an activity many people prefer to enjoy in a private setting,
when Rubio gets exposed in the debate as a talking haircut
Cruz certainly has an odd face – it looks like someone sewed pieces of a waterlogged Reagan mask together at gunpoint –"
That was a great read. Read it while watching the debate last night.
The current way we elect our Presidents - Trump is burning it all to the ground.
they're not debates. they're shark tank. donald swims happily in those waters. typical pols get eaten. donald has the teeth for our times.
Re: I Side With...
Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2016 2:57 pm
by odin
That's quite a cool little gimmick. I got someone Bloomberg as number 1 then Marcus Rubio or whatever the fuck he's called. But I'm English so I wont be voting or actually giving a shit. I then got Clinton in 3rd, then Trump with 76 & 74% respectively. How the fuck does that work?? Admittedly I veer between hard right and hard left wing politics. I basically hate everyone.
Re: I Side With...
Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2016 3:16 pm
by tough old man
Rubio and Trump at 87%
Re: I Side With.
Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2016 4:07 pm
by dingleberry
1. Carson
2. Rubio
3. Johnson
4. Cruz
All within 1 percentage point of the other.
I hate them all, every candidate. I don't trust a single one of them.How mentally disturbed do you need to be to actually want to go through the process of being elected
Re: I Side With...
Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2016 5:09 pm
by Dirt McGirt
I enjoyed this guy's christening of Jeb Bush as "Prince Dinkley McBirthright." Nice.
Re: I Side With...
Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2016 5:12 pm
by Blaidd Drwg
Gary Johnson.
I am not surprised.
Re: I Side With...
Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2016 10:29 pm
by Bob Wildes
This piece of shit list doesn't include Jim Webb. Fuck it.
Re: I Side With...
Posted: Sat Feb 27, 2016 4:32 am
by buckethead
Who the fuck is Jill Stein? And why do I want to vote for her?
Re: I Side With...
Posted: Sun Feb 28, 2016 2:21 am
by Protobuilder
If you didn't clicked "other stances" on most of the 'questions' and think that more than a few are 'important', I question if you should be voting.
Re: I Side With...
Posted: Sun Feb 28, 2016 2:23 am
by Protobuilder
OK, I'm done with "social issues". Perhaps something that actually matters will come up.
Re: I Side With...
Posted: Sun Feb 28, 2016 2:27 am
by Protobuilder
I'm considering live Tweeting my taking of this test, btw.
Re: I Side With...
Posted: Sun Feb 28, 2016 2:27 am
by Protobuilder
Holy crap, how long is this thing?
Re: I Side With...
Posted: Sun Feb 28, 2016 3:15 am
by Holland Oates
Damn I got like 80 percent plus for Sanders. I'm not a big Bern supporter.
Re: I Side With...
Posted: Sun Feb 28, 2016 6:57 am
by Protobuilder
Bernie followed by Stein followed by Gary Johnson. I don't typically feel the Bern but would openly question my life if Hillary had come out in the top few spots.
Re: I Side With...
Posted: Sun Feb 28, 2016 11:24 am
by Turdacious
Kang followed by Kodos.
Re: I Side With...
Posted: Sun Feb 28, 2016 1:39 pm
by nafod
Turns out I want to vote for myself.